[Leonard D Neubache]

(04-09-2018 03:34 PM)Sandstorm Wrote:  

"A woman is going to be a cool aunt with an adopted shelter cat who excels in her career and spends her free time traveling around the world? Oh no."



"a cool aunt" - yeah, right. How comforting that will be, when the last words the Cool Aunt hears before she dies in her hospice bed are:

"mommy can we go home now? Aunty Jennifer smells real bad, and I want to play Minecraft."

In their bizarro world, for kids a "cool aunt" means "we stay at her house every once in a while and eat chocolate for breakfast while she sleeps off the hangover she got staying up all night drinking red wine and reading messages from Tinder Chads responding to her ultra-filtered pictures, none of whom she still has the guts to meet because even with make-up she looks like she died two weeks ago."

Cunts like these self-assign "cool" status to themselves merely because their nephews and nieces aren't immediately hostile to them, and because they don't have to discipline them or provide boundaries. They are so narcissistic they create a false narrative that their sibling's children hold them in any regard whatsoever.

If they were at all honest or self aware they wouldn't label themselves "the cool aunt" any more than 46 year old Manuela, the childsitter, would label herself "the cool childsitter".