You've got a head like a dropped pie, and I've taken better looking shits.
Your video is a confession of exactly how shallow, vapid, brainless and pointless you are.
You are such a slut, your legs spread faster than a forest fire. If she was a restaurant she'd have a 2 lane drive through.
You needs a new career, something that doesn't involve landing on Pilots dicks 24/7.
She's been banged more times than the snooze button on monday morning.
I hope she fakes orgasims better than she fakes smiles.
When life gives you lemons, dye your hair with them, and put them down you bra and pretend they are tits.
You can't even fill a sports bra, and you don't meditate with a vibrating butt plug in.
Your video is a confession of exactly how shallow, vapid, brainless and pointless you are.
You are such a slut, your legs spread faster than a forest fire. If she was a restaurant she'd have a 2 lane drive through.
You needs a new career, something that doesn't involve landing on Pilots dicks 24/7.
She's been banged more times than the snooze button on monday morning.
I hope she fakes orgasims better than she fakes smiles.
When life gives you lemons, dye your hair with them, and put them down you bra and pretend they are tits.
You can't even fill a sports bra, and you don't meditate with a vibrating butt plug in.