I really enjoyed this thread and enjoy cruises - some of these tips following are basic but the Gentleman Social Host - Yes High Class On Board Approved Gigolo is pure gold... as well as guest speakers and or instructors... teach lonely rich ladies the pleasures of being wined dined and banged by an experienced Alpha Red Pill Male with class and grace and penultimate FRAME control in an environment where her money means nothing because you meet dozens like her on every cruise - while banging the hot staff youngins in between with Green Card Bait game for the EE lasses...
Remember that Hard Bodied 9 that spurned you for the Alpha mega millionaire 30 years her senior - well when those Alphas croak off this mortal coil they leave rich merry widows who are Loaded and crave a lot of attention, dining, dancing, casinos, excursions all on her Room Card - you help the ship encourage these ladies to enjoy themselves spending their massive inherited wealth and a solid occasional bang - I know a polished Gent that does this several months a year as a Gentleman Host and has "earned" Rolex solid gold watches (From the Ships Retail Stores of course) and wardrobes and $$$ accessories from a ladies looking to take care of "her man" if even just for a week... when you get off the boat with high end baubles as personal property no customs duties or taxes due... or questions asked!
So you may have to bang her in her suite or your room if traveling with her daughters - hmm mother daughter action?
Who knows you might even like being gummed now and then - I have yet to get my first Gums BJ though the Honolulu Korean Relaxation Spas gave a good teeth massage and mouth blow job with a condom - like living dangerously... along with a shower and back massage before the happy ending...
Point is a Gentleman Host is probably the most respectable place for a polished not yet rich men to blatantly game Rich widows without heirs and heiresses cock blocking - and - Yes these Rich Widows know the Game as they perfected it themselves back when their Blush was still on their once tight Roses... check out the links at the end of this article enjoy with strains of Louis Prima's and David Lee Roth's I am Just a Gigolo and Everywhere I go People know the Part I am Playing.... setting the mood!
https://youtu.be/BUsWiIN-LfE
Sell it David Brother YOLO...
Game is Game
From: LAISSEZ FAIRE’S BIG BOOK OF FREE
Get Treated Like a VIP on a Cruise
Here’s how to get treated like a VIP and get free drinks on your
next cruise.
First things first. Decide whether or not you’re going to use
a travel agent.
Before you use an agent, though, check out this trick . . .
Cruise the Bahamas for Less Than $200
Nearly all “preferred” cruise agencies offer last minute cruise
deals. They are the absolute easiest and best way to get huge
deals on cruises.
For example, I’m on the American Discount Cruise website
right now looking at a five-night Pacific coastal cruise for $149.
That’s incredibly cheap.
Here are a list of preferred cruise agencies that offer lastminute
cruises. Once you find a good deal, I recommend calling
them to try to push the price even lower. If they don’t think they’ll
sell the ticket otherwise, you can get an even better deal.
American Discount Cruise:
http://www.americandiscountcruises.com/s...astminute-
cruises.html
Avoya Travel: http://www.avoyatravel.com
CruCon Cruise Outlet: http://www.crucon.com
Get Treated Like a VIP on a Cruise
If You Don’t Book With a Travel Agent, Do This
The only problem with using an agent is they often tack up the
price to juice their commissions. Yes, you’ll get better deals than
most, but you want the unpublished rates without an agent, right?
Here’s how you get around that and make everyone happy.
Before you go straight to your travel agent, do this first. Go to
an agent of the cruise line you plan to take and book your cruise
for a better deal. Tell them exactly what you want—and what
price you want it for.
Then, if you get the better deal, transfer the booking to your
travel agent. That way, your travel agent still gets the volume credit.
Depending on how appreciative your agent is of this gesture, you
could find your room stocked with bottles of wine, fruit baskets, etc.
Perks of Being a Socialite
Attend any and all events that interest you on the cruise. Not
only will you meet interesting (and possibly influential) people,
you’re likely to get free drinks.
For example, if there’s an art auction going on in the cruise
you’re sailing on, go. Art auctions and/or showings normally
have free drinks and food.
Get on the Captain’s VIP List
Everyone on a cruise wants to eat with the captain. But not
everyone knows how to get on his VIP list.
Here’s how . . .
Normally, the captain invites only individuals who have received
a referral. These referrals are normally passed down from
the corporate office. How do you get a referral? Simple. You can
write corporate yourself or get someone to write corporate for you.
If your company has worked with the cruise line in the past,
use that. Get your boss to write the cruise line.
If, for whatever reason, this isn’t possible, you can still send
a request yourself. Give them a good reason why they should
pick YOU (preferably one that benefits them), and you’ll dramatically
raise your chances of getting picked.
Get Paid to Cruise
Many cruise ships are looking for men and women to entertain the
guests. If you’re a social butterfly, this job is perfect for you. And it
comes with plenty of attractive perks. The first perk is this: Your only responsibility is to have
fun with the guests. The other perk is that social hosts normally
have an open tab and eat for free on most nights.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room, board and drinks
Here are three more of the most common jobs available.
Art Auctioneer
It’s common for a cruise ship to have a gallery or two on board.
The art auctioneer is responsible for selling and bidding the
pieces to passengers.
Average compensation: $2,000–4,000 a month plus free room
Assistant Cruise Director
The assistant cruise director (ACD) is one of the most demanding
jobs—but it could also be the most rewarding for the right person.
As an ACD, you’ll be required to attend social events, dinners, and
Evening shows and make regular social appearances. You’ll help
the passengers on and off the ship, and you’ll be their go-to person
for anything they may need.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room and board.
Instructor/Speaker
Whether you teach yoga, dance, or diving or do speaking engagements
. . . a cruise ship is a perfect way to get paid to do
what you love. It’s common for cruises to offer instructors from
all types of different backgrounds and skills.
Average compensation: $1,750–2,000 plus free room and board.
Use these links to learn more about how you too can cruise
for free:
Cruise Ship Jobs Network:
http://www.cruiseshipjobsnetwork.com/cru...-jobs.html
CruiseJobFinder:
http://www.cruisejobfinder.com
Compass Speakers:
http://www.compassspeakers.com/gentleman_host.html
Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody
Louis Prima
https://youtu.be/Kkrb4h4weW4
and:
https://youtu.be/YXYRkp2HZto
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, and they're sayin'
There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just the gigolos
Life goes on without me
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'
And there will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me, 'cause
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad
An' I'll sing her sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip boz dee, boze dee, bop, biddly bop
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Oh lonely, oh lonely, lonely, lonely
Won't some sweet mama, come and rescue me
'Cause I ain't so bad
An' I'll sing her sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only, only, only
Only, only, only, only be
Baby, c'mon sugar, darling
Ain't got nobody, baby
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's no one (no one)
There's no one (no one)
Loot de loot (loot de loot)
Dolly dolly (dolly dolly)
Gernish gernish (gernish gernish)
Stot say da wool (stot say da wool)
Over den (over den)
Nobody (nobody)
No, no one (no, no one)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me
Songwriters: Julius Brammer
Remember that Hard Bodied 9 that spurned you for the Alpha mega millionaire 30 years her senior - well when those Alphas croak off this mortal coil they leave rich merry widows who are Loaded and crave a lot of attention, dining, dancing, casinos, excursions all on her Room Card - you help the ship encourage these ladies to enjoy themselves spending their massive inherited wealth and a solid occasional bang - I know a polished Gent that does this several months a year as a Gentleman Host and has "earned" Rolex solid gold watches (From the Ships Retail Stores of course) and wardrobes and $$$ accessories from a ladies looking to take care of "her man" if even just for a week... when you get off the boat with high end baubles as personal property no customs duties or taxes due... or questions asked!
So you may have to bang her in her suite or your room if traveling with her daughters - hmm mother daughter action?
Who knows you might even like being gummed now and then - I have yet to get my first Gums BJ though the Honolulu Korean Relaxation Spas gave a good teeth massage and mouth blow job with a condom - like living dangerously... along with a shower and back massage before the happy ending...
Point is a Gentleman Host is probably the most respectable place for a polished not yet rich men to blatantly game Rich widows without heirs and heiresses cock blocking - and - Yes these Rich Widows know the Game as they perfected it themselves back when their Blush was still on their once tight Roses... check out the links at the end of this article enjoy with strains of Louis Prima's and David Lee Roth's I am Just a Gigolo and Everywhere I go People know the Part I am Playing.... setting the mood!
https://youtu.be/BUsWiIN-LfE
Sell it David Brother YOLO...
Game is Game
From: LAISSEZ FAIRE’S BIG BOOK OF FREE
Get Treated Like a VIP on a Cruise
Here’s how to get treated like a VIP and get free drinks on your
next cruise.
First things first. Decide whether or not you’re going to use
a travel agent.
Before you use an agent, though, check out this trick . . .
Cruise the Bahamas for Less Than $200
Nearly all “preferred” cruise agencies offer last minute cruise
deals. They are the absolute easiest and best way to get huge
deals on cruises.
For example, I’m on the American Discount Cruise website
right now looking at a five-night Pacific coastal cruise for $149.
That’s incredibly cheap.
Here are a list of preferred cruise agencies that offer lastminute
cruises. Once you find a good deal, I recommend calling
them to try to push the price even lower. If they don’t think they’ll
sell the ticket otherwise, you can get an even better deal.
American Discount Cruise:
http://www.americandiscountcruises.com/s...astminute-
cruises.html
Avoya Travel: http://www.avoyatravel.com
CruCon Cruise Outlet: http://www.crucon.com
Get Treated Like a VIP on a Cruise
If You Don’t Book With a Travel Agent, Do This
The only problem with using an agent is they often tack up the
price to juice their commissions. Yes, you’ll get better deals than
most, but you want the unpublished rates without an agent, right?
Here’s how you get around that and make everyone happy.
Before you go straight to your travel agent, do this first. Go to
an agent of the cruise line you plan to take and book your cruise
for a better deal. Tell them exactly what you want—and what
price you want it for.
Then, if you get the better deal, transfer the booking to your
travel agent. That way, your travel agent still gets the volume credit.
Depending on how appreciative your agent is of this gesture, you
could find your room stocked with bottles of wine, fruit baskets, etc.
Perks of Being a Socialite
Attend any and all events that interest you on the cruise. Not
only will you meet interesting (and possibly influential) people,
you’re likely to get free drinks.
For example, if there’s an art auction going on in the cruise
you’re sailing on, go. Art auctions and/or showings normally
have free drinks and food.
Get on the Captain’s VIP List
Everyone on a cruise wants to eat with the captain. But not
everyone knows how to get on his VIP list.
Here’s how . . .
Normally, the captain invites only individuals who have received
a referral. These referrals are normally passed down from
the corporate office. How do you get a referral? Simple. You can
write corporate yourself or get someone to write corporate for you.
If your company has worked with the cruise line in the past,
use that. Get your boss to write the cruise line.
If, for whatever reason, this isn’t possible, you can still send
a request yourself. Give them a good reason why they should
pick YOU (preferably one that benefits them), and you’ll dramatically
raise your chances of getting picked.
Get Paid to Cruise
Many cruise ships are looking for men and women to entertain the
guests. If you’re a social butterfly, this job is perfect for you. And it
comes with plenty of attractive perks. The first perk is this: Your only responsibility is to have
fun with the guests. The other perk is that social hosts normally
have an open tab and eat for free on most nights.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room, board and drinks
Here are three more of the most common jobs available.
Art Auctioneer
It’s common for a cruise ship to have a gallery or two on board.
The art auctioneer is responsible for selling and bidding the
pieces to passengers.
Average compensation: $2,000–4,000 a month plus free room
Assistant Cruise Director
The assistant cruise director (ACD) is one of the most demanding
jobs—but it could also be the most rewarding for the right person.
As an ACD, you’ll be required to attend social events, dinners, and
Evening shows and make regular social appearances. You’ll help
the passengers on and off the ship, and you’ll be their go-to person
for anything they may need.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room and board.
Instructor/Speaker
Whether you teach yoga, dance, or diving or do speaking engagements
. . . a cruise ship is a perfect way to get paid to do
what you love. It’s common for cruises to offer instructors from
all types of different backgrounds and skills.
Average compensation: $1,750–2,000 plus free room and board.
Use these links to learn more about how you too can cruise
for free:
Cruise Ship Jobs Network:
http://www.cruiseshipjobsnetwork.com/cru...-jobs.html
CruiseJobFinder:
http://www.cruisejobfinder.com
Compass Speakers:
http://www.compassspeakers.com/gentleman_host.html
Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody
Louis Prima
https://youtu.be/Kkrb4h4weW4
and:
https://youtu.be/YXYRkp2HZto
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, and they're sayin'
There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just the gigolos
Life goes on without me
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'
And there will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me, 'cause
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad
An' I'll sing her sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip boz dee, boze dee, bop, biddly bop
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Oh lonely, oh lonely, lonely, lonely
Won't some sweet mama, come and rescue me
'Cause I ain't so bad
An' I'll sing her sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only, only, only
Only, only, only, only be
Baby, c'mon sugar, darling
Ain't got nobody, baby
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's no one (no one)
There's no one (no one)
Loot de loot (loot de loot)
Dolly dolly (dolly dolly)
Gernish gernish (gernish gernish)
Stot say da wool (stot say da wool)
Over den (over den)
Nobody (nobody)
No, no one (no, no one)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me
Songwriters: Julius Brammer