"From his mom's basement"
When his parents are out, he gets to sleep in a real bed.
"so his goal is to have his hair and face be interesting enough for all 10 seconds"
That way, when he busts his nut he will still have 4 seconds on the clock.
" Cardew lied and told his mother he needed money for textbooks and used the money to pay for a counselor and for Green’s lessons, which are at least $100"
But you cant put a price on shame.
"He enjoys the challenge of sleeping with lesbians"
A challenge lesbians enjoyed until they found out that those where actually manboobs and not real boobs..
"“I help nice guys get laid more, it’s like a war against assholes.”
And back hair. Its an backhair jihad.
"another man came and took the woman off to the dance floor. About the incident, Green said, “At that point I had already lost interest in her""
Yeah dude, I feel your pain. I also lose interest in women after they reject me.
"In the future, Green hopes to move his business to Hawaii and plans on eventually making over $100,000 a year"
At $100 a pop, he will just need a thousand clueless virgins. Its like having a machine that prints money.
When his parents are out, he gets to sleep in a real bed.
"so his goal is to have his hair and face be interesting enough for all 10 seconds"
That way, when he busts his nut he will still have 4 seconds on the clock.
" Cardew lied and told his mother he needed money for textbooks and used the money to pay for a counselor and for Green’s lessons, which are at least $100"
But you cant put a price on shame.
"He enjoys the challenge of sleeping with lesbians"
A challenge lesbians enjoyed until they found out that those where actually manboobs and not real boobs..
"“I help nice guys get laid more, it’s like a war against assholes.”
And back hair. Its an backhair jihad.
"another man came and took the woman off to the dance floor. About the incident, Green said, “At that point I had already lost interest in her""
Yeah dude, I feel your pain. I also lose interest in women after they reject me.
"In the future, Green hopes to move his business to Hawaii and plans on eventually making over $100,000 a year"
At $100 a pop, he will just need a thousand clueless virgins. Its like having a machine that prints money.