[Aliblahba]

Hmmm. There was this one time I showed up to Qatar with an "infidel" patch on one sleeve, and "hadji don't surf" on the other of my work jacket. Totally forgot to take them off. The locals didn't take to well to it. Getting belligerent drunk didn't help matters. There's more I'm sure but I blacked out from the Jager. Got detained and interrogated over that one. Ain't been back since, and don't plan to.