[thegmanifesto]

Alright guys.

Let's get serious for a moment:

My name is Michael The Impaler.

I was a Prince in Transylvania.

I used to slaughter my enemies, impale them on steaks, and eat their organs.

I swooped thousands of girls too.

Below is an artist's rendering of my actions. And a portrait.

Please give me an honest assessment of my actions.

Don't hold back! I need your help!

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