Swiping Tinder one night a while back, spotted a chick's Snapchat name and added her (on SC). Swiped right but we never matched.
Ran some garden variety text game every few days over the next couple of months, found out she has a kid and is truly a single mom (Dad is nowhere around). I switched up to single dad game, and our schedules eventually matched up one night (well, that night my ex had the kids, her 2 year old was home, sleeping upstairs).
Knocked on the door, balls deep within five minutes. Banged her out a few more times at her place, only once was the kid not there (with her parents).
And she never knew my real name.
Ran some garden variety text game every few days over the next couple of months, found out she has a kid and is truly a single mom (Dad is nowhere around). I switched up to single dad game, and our schedules eventually matched up one night (well, that night my ex had the kids, her 2 year old was home, sleeping upstairs).
Knocked on the door, balls deep within five minutes. Banged her out a few more times at her place, only once was the kid not there (with her parents).
And she never knew my real name.