[DirkDiggler]

A few weeks ago I went out, ended up going to this broads house. Buddy picks me up and we immediately start boozing again. Didn't change my clothes, shower, brush my teeth, nothing from the night before. Just didn't give a flying fuck. Went out again and pulled another one, waaaay hotter than the girl before. No clue how or why, but I always wonder what the 2nd girl would have done if I told her I didn't shower and slept with someone else the night before as she was sucking me off.