Quote: (02-02-2012 03:42 PM)mofo Wrote:
Quote: (02-02-2012 02:32 PM)SimonRierdon Wrote:
My only regret is not going for anal with every girl I banged in my life...
Been awhile since I've had that regret...
What's your strategy to get anal from girls? Most of the hoes say they don't like it.
Simon (after my divorce):
"I want to fuck you in the ass"
Girl (1 through 29 except number 23):
"You got lube?"
Nuff said...
Only one said "I'll do anything but anal" She was around 23 of the carousel and she never got invited over again.