[herpaderpa]

Honestly dude, other than the advice of 'you have to approach, no matter what' I'd suggest popping a benzo if your anxeity is that bad. A low dose, maybe .25 - .5 of a benzo like Xanax will allow to not give a flying fuck about anything without compromising your ability to be witty. It also forces you to watch how much you drink since you don't want to blackout. That's how I got over my approach anxiety (it was so bad I used to sweat and shake and be horribly mean for no reason when I was talking to girls).