[SimonRierdon]

Bang her. Honestly, it's bad karma to turn down a guaranteed bang. Who gives a fuck about her brother who is your friend? He isn't the ones who wants to make your life a little more pleasurable. Let me tell you something young grasshopper, turning down a sure bang will have karmic consequences in the future that you can't anticipate now. Never ever, ever pass up a sure bang if she passes your boner test, because karma will surely give you a dry spell that will test your resolve. Trust me on this, I did it a couple of times and I'll never go through that again.