[Andreas]

(12-29-2011 09:58 AM)scotian Wrote:  

(12-28-2011 11:56 PM)cool Wrote:  

I have two older sisters I don't like being around.

One is 33, unmarried, an elementary school reading specialist, masters degree, two cats, one dog, homeowner, and very high standards for men. She stays in shape but her age is showing. The other is a real mess. She's 38, well-paid lawyer at a company, law degree from NYU, two cats, one dog, all alone in a big house, obese. She's never had a man in her life, probably still a virgin.

Both of them talk to their pets like they're people. I only see them at Christmas and it feels bad to be so repelled by your kin. They're over-educated masculine chicks who only have their lame career.

We live far apart and don't call each other. When my parents pass on, I doubt we'll keep in touch.

Anyone else got this issue?

No sir, I guess I'm lucky to have the COOLEST sister ever! Growing up all my friends teased me about how hot she was and how much they wanted to bang her, f**kers! She ended up marrying an old buddy of mine and they have a 3 year old daughter, one of the coolest kids ever!

My bro, on the other hand, is a bit of a loser (hard core punk, no license, high school drop out, yet gets more ass than a toilet seat!), I have every reason to hate him (he basically caused my parents divorce) but you know what, I LOVE him, he ain't heavy, he's my brother!!!

Whats up with all these recent threads about people hating their family (act like you father is dead, WTF)? Must be because its xmas and we're around them this time of year!

Maybe its because I live 3 times zones away from the fam damily and only see them every two years or so, but remember folks BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER!

Now, go hug your parents (if you're lucky enough that they're still around or were in your lives to begin with), and call your sisters and tell them you LOVE them, do it, you will feel better!!!

Lucky you. Me on the other hand, i got the most inconsiderate, assoholic, obnoxious, rubbish older brother in the world. Would you like to have him?