Not a dine and dash but same concept so will post here. More like "fly and ditch".
Situation - took a young lady 10 years my junior to a very expensive destination wedding in LA. I banged her out on Fri but she was annoying as shit all day Sat, including during the wedding. Left the wedding early because she was "hung over", which was an embarrassment. First thing Sun morning I texted my assistant - "unbundle our upgrades". She's like "seriously?" "Yes, and not only that, but put her in a middle seat and keep me in 1st class". My assistant had a thing for me at the time so was almost giddy executing my instructions. It was a rather nice moment seeing her walk by me in 1st class while I was being served my first cocktail of the day.
Situation - took a young lady 10 years my junior to a very expensive destination wedding in LA. I banged her out on Fri but she was annoying as shit all day Sat, including during the wedding. Left the wedding early because she was "hung over", which was an embarrassment. First thing Sun morning I texted my assistant - "unbundle our upgrades". She's like "seriously?" "Yes, and not only that, but put her in a middle seat and keep me in 1st class". My assistant had a thing for me at the time so was almost giddy executing my instructions. It was a rather nice moment seeing her walk by me in 1st class while I was being served my first cocktail of the day.