[Phoenix]

Great thread. Some of those bathrooms look awesome. Australia's frequently had water restrictions and had this obsession with reducing water usage. Showers with this pissy little mist that comes out. No thanks, I want to be impacted with an epic warm deluge when I turn my shower on.

Does an apartment count as a material possession? I don't think there's much else I'd need. Not interested in any marine stuff, or home entertainment systems, or even vehicles that much. Just a sweet crib. No; a grand station.



Me: "Let's have another drink at my place."
Chick: "Sorry I have to get up early in the tomorrow morning".
Me: "Oh OK I understand. By the way, this ^ is where we would've had the drink".
Chick: "~~~ Really???"
Me: "Yep, but you've got to get up early"
Chick: "Yes but maybe one drink OK!"

This would be my slumber chamber:


Me, after chick sleeps in that: "So am I going to be having retention problems with you?"
Chick: "No! And I won't waste your time even a little bit ever again!"

This would be my luxurious hydrous sanctuary:


Chick: "Hey sorry I can't make it tonight"
Me: "Lol who cares when I'm swimming in this ^"

This would be my bodily hygiene facility:


Chick: "Does that thing meet water regulations? Any of them?"
Me: "I'd be shocked if it did..... I suspect owning it could even be a felony"


Yep, if I was rich I wouldn't waste much on ongoing expenses, I'd just get a badass city-center apartment like that.