[PolymathGuru]

I'll play the role of God.

(06-08-2016 10:04 PM)Deepdiver Wrote:  

Radical Islamists, ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah and 4 wives each with 5 kids each - 7 Billion people on one small planet - what the fuck were you thinking?

I wanted more Worshipers.

(06-08-2016 10:07 PM)Atheistani Wrote:  

"Everyone knows Zeus is the real King up here, why am I speaking to the lowly Abrahamic God and not the King himself?"

Bullshit, your going to hell.

(06-08-2016 10:43 PM)aeroektar Wrote:  

Where does Mohammed keep the virgins

In his harem.

(06-08-2016 10:44 PM)LINUX Wrote:  

I think I would say something like" Show me where the universe ends." I know people consider the universe infinite but I still think there might be some spot where he said" this is enough, no one can ever make it this far" or a place where it loops back or maybe a place where there is no matter-- nothing but darkness.

By the door over there with the exit sign. I use it to take a shit. Clean it up.

(06-08-2016 11:11 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

Tough question. I would like for God to show me the creation of the Universe. I imagine few things would compare to the incredible beauty that arose from the chaos.

But I would likely ask "If you knew Lucifer would betray you, why did you create him?"

Of course, or else I would be bored all the time. You think I flood the earth to punish humanity. No, I do it for the kicks. The universe was new at the time and I was a little immature at the time. Live and learn.

(06-08-2016 11:35 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

^ Couldn't he simply reply that he created him so that he would betray him as part of providing humans with a choice between good and evil. If you believe the heart of man to be inherently good, temptation would be key to swaying. But I'd be deceiving myself if I said I wouldn't want to know the truth to that as well.


Personally, Show me the path I need to take to get to what I need in life.

No, because that question is too fucking greedy is lazy little shit.

(06-08-2016 11:41 PM)Cruisen_Chubby Wrote:  

If you created the universe, who created you?

You've heard of the immaculate birth right. Who the fuck said I needed a creator?

(06-09-2016 12:08 AM)Fortis Wrote:  

"Who is your master?"

The knights of the old republic.

(06-09-2016 12:11 AM)birthday cat Wrote:  

What really happened with Little Dark and the 30 White Knights?

I banned their asses. Its forbidden for humans to have self-proclaimed super powers and to witness it.

(06-09-2016 12:13 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  

Wherewhenhow did life originate?

My dick can shoot eggs and sperms. Then Theodore Roosevelt came to be.

(06-09-2016 12:28 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

What do women want?

To see fall to their inferior status. A slave will always envy the master.

(06-09-2016 01:33 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

If you know the past and the future, why bother creating anything at all ?

The same reason why people watch reruns of the same show.

(06-09-2016 02:17 AM)Armogan Wrote:  

Smash raw?

Of course, your were designed to smash raw.

(06-09-2016 02:51 AM)Sooth Wrote:  

Did you do Trump?

I'd actually ask why create beings outside the trinity.

I did not bang Trump and the latter is not a question. You forgot the question mark.

(06-09-2016 02:53 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

Where are the godesses?

A myth beta males came up with.

(06-09-2016 03:08 AM)JWLZG Wrote:  

Were you flattered by Morgan Freeman's depiction of you?

Meh, He could add 250lbs of muscle.

(06-09-2016 10:24 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

Where is the bathroom ?

In your mother's pussy.

(06-09-2016 10:31 AM)Orion Wrote:  

In all seriousness, nothing. If i saw God, i would get an answer to every and all questions.

If only you were as smart as me.

(06-09-2016 10:36 AM)heavy Wrote:  

Can I bum a cigarette?

I figure if I'm already dead, might as well enjoy the relaxation of smoking. And sitting there smoking with gawd, I figure he'd open up to more questions. It's like a smoke pickup, only I'm gaming God.

Here's your cigarette. Now fuck off in hell.

(06-09-2016 10:54 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

Why did you have to put the testicles on the outside ?

Gives some extra stuff for girls to play with.

(06-09-2016 11:04 AM)LINUX Wrote:  

I would also like to see a replay of natural selection in action during 1609-1610 in Jamestown.

All the puritans went to hell. You want to learn more about jamestown? Go ask them yourself.

(06-09-2016 11:54 AM)NFallin Wrote:  

Is joseph smith up here or down there?

He is actually alive and well, playing the role of an international playboy.

(06-09-2016 01:36 PM)bucket Wrote:  

I'd simply ask Him "Why ?"

My answer is "Because I could."

(06-09-2016 02:18 PM)egionesco Wrote:  

Why should I have any respect for such a huge asshole?

Because you like sodomizing. Phaggot.

(06-09-2016 03:54 PM)Perfectionist Wrote:  

God needs to answer this - why didn't he make the world a perfect place full of perfect people...

So perfect people can fuck perfect people and imperfect people can fuck imperfect people.

(06-09-2016 06:38 PM)Irenicus Wrote:  

Can I get 70 experienced hookers instead of 70 virgins?

You once forgot to pray to me, so no.

(06-10-2016 03:03 PM)Caravaggio Wrote:  

I'd want to know if there are other civilizations in the universe and how they look like.

Yes, and the women are hotter and submissive.

(06-10-2016 03:15 PM)RandomGuy1 Wrote:  

"Why is everything in life predetermined?"

It isn't. You're just a lazy faggot. Don't blame that shit on me.

(06-10-2016 04:44 PM)R Smoov Wrote:  

"Bruh, I've interviewed at a very good company a few days ago.

My brother and I are on our last dollar and we still need to pay for rent in a few weeks.

Is it possible you can make them hire me?"

Lame request. You should have asked for the winning lottery numbers.

(06-10-2016 05:07 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

So whatever happened to Hitchens?

Satan's bitch.

(06-10-2016 05:09 PM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  

If I were John Bozz, what question would I ask you?

We moved my cheese?

(06-10-2016 05:35 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

What now? We're dead odds are I'm burning to undeath, enjoying the fruits of heaven, or enjoying the eternal sandbox I'm hoping for. So what do we do now? Perhaps enjoy a debate, meet some of my old friends, create a story of my own?

I'm not complacent enough that I won't get bored after 1 million years of pleasure if I do end up in heaven. Are we doing it all over again? It was one hell of a ride the first time.

Sounds like it is not my problem.

(06-11-2016 02:56 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  

Not a question, but a suggestion that he might give Adam back his rib.

That is too fucking beta. You don't deserve a penis.