[Suits]

I'm disappointed that NTP won't be able to contribute his talents to this thread.

(05-18-2016 10:02 AM)Nasa Test Pilot Wrote:  

I beat off 32 times per day, so to keep it interesting, I prefer to alternate between my left and right hands. For variety, I occasionally use an ancient Egyptian stretching technique that I learned from a mystic in a remote North African village (which I visited via camel) to suck myself off.