[eatthishomie]

Every chick on Bumble opens with "hi" or "hey" and of course they don't know how to hold a conversation so you have to lead with an interesting opener after the initial exchange anyway.

Bumblerina: hey
Me: hey is for horses
Bumblerina: lol
Me: so, [standard opener]

So, ain't shit changed, you still gotta be a fucking man and lead, even on "the feminist Tinder".