[Robert Plant]

I have an opportunity to live and work in Madrid, Spain or a 2nd tier city in Taiwan. I could also stay where I am in the States where I have a good life with lots of great outdoor options and American women, ugh. In all three places my disposable income would be almost identical. So I would be relatively richer in Spain and Taiwan but in the states I get much better retirement benefits. I like Spanish women and Asian women way better than American slags. Also, I am tall and handsome which seems to play better in Spain and Asia than in my part of the states which is full of tall, handsome guys.