Quote: (01-28-2016 08:37 PM)toejam Wrote:
Not sure what this is but:
Went out with this going chick I've already banged. I last minute texted her to meet me for lunch, she was there in no time. We're having a conversation but she doesn't really like that I'm being jerkish. She was laughing at times and then said
Her: "you're a dick" (and laughs).
Me: without flinching or moving I say "I know. A big dick I've been told. "
She laughs grabs my am.
How do you respond to:
You're a dick.
You're an ass.
You're a jerk.
Is it a test
I was told all 3 by a girl I fucked last night, she tried keeping with my sarcastic asshol game and couldn't. BUT IT MADE HER LAUGH
You're a dick.- The biggest and baddest
You're an ass. - Well I have been doing heavy squats
You're a jerk. - Hey you either love me or hate me
Other responses:
"And you expected something less ?"
"I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet"
"so? want some boring and insecure guy ? I can set you up with one I know!"
"you goddamn right I am"
Say ALL of this with a shit eating grin and you're golden pony boy.