[BrewDog]

(12-22-2015 02:30 AM)LINUX Wrote:  

(12-22-2015 01:55 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  

Great to have you back Ali. hah

It's not Ali. I just got done slamming beers with Ali after we played strip poker with a married chick as she made us homemade nachos and gave us 8 free glasses of Macallan 16.

Then they woke Ali up 12 hours later and asked if he was ever gonna go home. Naturally, he looked at them and said in country ass voice "Who en da hell are you, where am I, and where da hell is my cowboy hat."

Ali hasn't even checked the forum since he was banned. He's moved on. And he's a cool ass dude.

Now that I've heard Ali is a cool mofo, I sort of want to be Ali. My question is, after I'm banned, will someone tell everyone how cool I am? Not really. Because you guys are all coming to MDE to beat me silly, right? This is so fucking juvenile. I should have my daddy come to the airport to beat up all of you idiots.