[General Stalin]

The go-to's

"I forgot I have other plans"

"I'm sick"

"Family emergency"

You want to know how a man blows off plans? Honestly.

I had plans with a girl two days ago and she wanted me to go to her place in the city downtown. I asked her if there was any free parking near where she lived and she said no. "We'll see how badly you want to see me. "

I didn't respond right away so she texted me again with her address and asked "When are you planning on coming down?"

I texted her "Don't think I feel like driving into the city tonight"

Girls think they are being tactful with their bullshit flake reasons but we see right through it and it just makes them look worse.