[realologist]

(08-31-2015 04:34 PM)Tex Wrote:  

(08-31-2015 03:44 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

(08-31-2015 12:15 PM)bacan Wrote:  

I wish I had 100% control over my emotions and could make myself extremely happy or focused with a snap of my fingers.

Wish granted, but anyone can snap their fingers and change your mood.

I wish for 100% anti-drop dead protection.

Granted. But you can't ever die and you live to see the year 2200, where all men are forcibly turned into trannies. Your new name will by Miley Guyrus and you'll learn to enjoy anal.

I wish I owned Colombia.

Wish granted but all you own is this street sign with Colombia on it.


I wish I knew the winners of all sporting events so I could gamble on them all becoming extremely rich.