What is it like to try to bed a tourist and fail due to (partial) incompetence
08-08-2015, 09:16 AMQuote: (08-07-2015 11:11 PM)Virtus Wrote:
You failed on night one when you showed that a bed nicer than the hostel was free to use.
Agreed. The only defense, to a small degree, was she was super tired. However, in retrospect, I should've scheduled a date earlier, compress it, knowing she was tired get her a coffee, then have her at least two drinks instead of one at a bar, bring her over two hours earlier than I did, get her another drink at my crib, then make her horny and escalate as far as possible. If she'd refuse to have sex, put her in a cab back home and never contact again. Nice guys finish last. Leave and learn.
Quote: (08-07-2015 11:11 PM)Virtus Wrote:
Also fail that after that you suggested to hang just hours after she left.
Agreed. Wasted time. At most, should've suggested to come to my place to chill.
Quote: (08-07-2015 11:11 PM)Virtus Wrote:
also if next time you tell this story finish with spaghetti falling out of your pockets.
Cause its everywhere
I'm not sure what are you suggesting?
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