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(12-26-2014 08:31 PM)The Reactionary Tree Wrote:  

My friend I just went out with this past weekend has to be one of my friends that gets laid the least.

He is 29yo, 5'10, 190lbs. He currently lives at home with his mom & is delivering pizzas since he got back from a several year teaching stint overseas in SEA. I am pretty sure he has Asperger's. He is the basement dwelling omega type. He has massive bags under his eyes because he holds bizarre sleeping patterns. He has admitted to me that he has porn-induced ED but refuses to even attempt to quit watching porn or masturbating. He is just socially awkward. He also dresses terribly: oversized clothes, not stylish. Gives off a creepy vibe.

His only lays have come from Filipina girls and prostitutes. I insist that prostitutes do not count but he claims "all women are prostitutes" which should just tell you his mindset.

He has zero control over alcohol. He never realizes he that he should slow down. Even if I tell him he needs to slow down, he just drinks more. When he is drunk, he is loud. Talking is yelling. Not only that, but he is sloppy as fuck. At the bar, he often makes passive aggressive comments to other guys like say when they are playing billiards, "you know you just scratched" even though he can barely sit upright. He has nearly got me kicked out of every establishment I have ever gone to with him as some member of the staff comes over and asks him to watch it because he is generally being obnoxious in some way or another.

He yells random obscure things at strangers in the bar that he thinks are hilarious but no one gets the reference and just ignore him.

Best of all. He tries to give me game/dating advice. I'll admit that I am no Casanova but it's hilarious to say the least to hear advice from a guy who can only get laid with filipinas and pros.

God bless your patience for putting up with him.