Captain, lobbying has one of the highest returns on investment there is. Via a lobbyist, you can direct the democratic machine to loot other people for you. There are hundreds of millions of people to loot - worth paying a few of them to set it up for you.
What's the fastest way to get a new car, work hard and save up, or pull a gun on a motorist at a red light?
What's the fastest way to get a new car, work hard and save up, or pull a gun on a motorist at a red light?