Quote: (05-26-2015 12:39 AM)Isaac Jordan Wrote:
Tell her it's no problem and to stay safe, then shoot her a text two days later and ask if she "survived". When she replies, tell her the two of y'all should celebrate your good fortunes with a drink. Proceed normally from there.
Do this and then text every single girl in your phone who has gone radio silent in the last three months and ask them if they want to come over and have sex one last time before the world ends.
I'm the King of Beijing!