[Enigma]

I don't know, guys. This seems pretty serious. Just look at some of the lies this woman has been told over the years by complete creeps:

- "It's okay, I wasn't that hungry anyways"
- "I definitely would have sex with you, but I have to be up really early in the morning"
- "No, that dress doesn't make you look fat"
- "The reason I can't get an erection is because of how drunk I am"
- "It's okay, I didn't like that chair anyways"
- "I think fat women are beautiful"
- "There's no food in my kitchen, I just moved in"
- "No, I definitely don't find you disgusting"
- "You're really interesting"