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Tinder is now banned in Dubai. I had the contents of my carry on bag poured over in forensic detail for over 30 minutes in DBX, for daring to be a casually dressed young male flying from Amsterdam. I had been smoking all week in the Dam but of course wasn't dumb enough to try and sneak any into Dubai, it didn't stop my heart beating fast in case I had accidentally left a baggie in a pocket somewhere, thankfully I hadn't!