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08-20-2008, 04:44 PM
Here's what happened to me, years ago, before I came across all this "knowledge." I was in the military overseas in the UK, and there was this local chick with pasty white skin, slim bod, and dyed blonde hair. I recall all of this because it's almost etched in my brain but with a few years of therapy maybe I'll be able to clean out the ram. Anyway, we take a short cab ride to get her back to my room in the barracks, and I'm sitting on this chair where just moments ago she was straddling me and we're making out. She had pulled away, and slowly started taking off her clothes when I thought I started to smell something, but by the time she was near me and buck naked I was no longer thinking I smelled something, I knew for sure I smelled something foul.
I remember she had a million dollar smile on her face that fell faster than Enron when I told her to put her clothes back on and to get out. I even gave her ten quid for cab fare to hurry up and get out of my room. So my question is, have you ever come close to sealing the deal, but something made you want to back away from it?
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08-20-2008, 05:00 PM
What did it smell like? Fish? Shit? B.O.? Her shoes? Her poon? Any idea?
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08-20-2008, 05:54 PM
I'm curious too. I thought she was going to end up being a man.
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08-21-2008, 09:18 PM
So you didn't go down on her?
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08-25-2008, 02:55 PM
Happened to me only it was with a girl I was dating regularly. Don't ask me how I went months without noticing she had a problem, but one night I was about to go down there and...
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08-25-2008, 05:52 PM
As listed in another post this can be a deal breaker. Vagina should never smell anything remotely like ass, so did you break up with her?
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08-26-2008, 01:32 AM
Here's the twist to that story. She turned out to be an Internet pedophile so the relationship quickly dissolved upon my discovering this. Girls from New Zealand are just weird I guess. She was living with me at the time so the Internet pedo stuff created an easy out for me. Oh, and the fact she was cyber fucking some guy.
She had other issues too but I put up with it because I thought I was in love. So maybe my olfactory senses were ignorning the fact that she had crotch rot and halitosis. I learned from that experience and now those things are just immediate deal breakers.
It was just a tough thing to deal with because she was a knock and I thought I was so in love. Long, blonde hair, tall, shimmering blue eyes, cute little accent. She bore a striking resemblence to a love child mix between Claudia Schiffer and Nicole Kidman (the young Nicole). Also she was a virgin and I got to deflower her. So there was this illusion that she was mine you know? So all of that was a little tough to let go.
I tried talking to her about her "problem" and she refused to acknowledge there was a problem which created some issues. Anyway, I learned from that experience and now I just nip things in the rear.
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08-26-2008, 02:30 PM
I had a chick once who didn't stink my cock was pretty much in. I guess I just didn't notice it. Needless to say, I couldn't get the smell off of my fingers for a day or two.