questions about my taxes
01-16-2010, 10:10 PM
2009 was my first year fully self employed. I've just put most of the things I need together to get my taxes done.
I've got 2 simple questions about taxes: 1) How to reduce paper use and 2) Should I swoop the tax lawyer chick??
The papers for myself and my business fill 5 of these Bankers Boxes and a copy paper box. This is too much paper.
I respect the land, so much so that some files are for a hybrid truck and a solar hot water heater.
My stuff is efiled every month but you still need paper copies? How do I reduce the amount of papers I need for this bullshit?
My second question is about my tax preparer. She's hot. She is a local-Japanese lawyer. I picked up a list of what I need to give her to do my taxes Thursday. I had met her maybe 6 months ago and she looked way better this time. She made a point to tell me how she's been doing some yoga crap. She was wearing a tank top type shirt and her arms were in great shape. Her skin looked perfectly tanned, too. I talk to her maybe once a week and always get her laughing. She was definitely giving me the eyes when I saw her.
I called her with some questions Friday and told her my state stuff was almost ready to go. She asked when I'd be in town again and I told her Sunday because someone gave me tickets to some kind of afterparty for the Sony Open. I asked if she wanted to go to the golf shit and she said yes. Monday is a holiday and she had planned on coming to The North Shore as it was to go to the beach. She said she'd been working a lot lately and needed a chill day. Basically she told me she wanted to stay over at my house. We both agreed I'd drop off the taxes, then we'd go to the golf party and "take it from there."
Long story made short, I'd like to bang the lawyer chick tomorrow.
It's not like I'm facing charges, in which case I wouldn't have a woman lawyer. She works for another lawyer and I would think that if she does anything shady or makes any mistakes, I could just turn around and sue that guy. In my opinion the professional responsibilities fall way more on her than they do on me. I just don't know if it's a good idea, business-wise to swoop someone who has so much access to all of my personal stuff? Is it worth the risk?
Hey mahalo for starting this section, Roosh. I got me thinking dollars the same weekend I had to do all this tax crap.
Aloha!
I've got 2 simple questions about taxes: 1) How to reduce paper use and 2) Should I swoop the tax lawyer chick??
The papers for myself and my business fill 5 of these Bankers Boxes and a copy paper box. This is too much paper.
I respect the land, so much so that some files are for a hybrid truck and a solar hot water heater.
My stuff is efiled every month but you still need paper copies? How do I reduce the amount of papers I need for this bullshit?
My second question is about my tax preparer. She's hot. She is a local-Japanese lawyer. I picked up a list of what I need to give her to do my taxes Thursday. I had met her maybe 6 months ago and she looked way better this time. She made a point to tell me how she's been doing some yoga crap. She was wearing a tank top type shirt and her arms were in great shape. Her skin looked perfectly tanned, too. I talk to her maybe once a week and always get her laughing. She was definitely giving me the eyes when I saw her.
I called her with some questions Friday and told her my state stuff was almost ready to go. She asked when I'd be in town again and I told her Sunday because someone gave me tickets to some kind of afterparty for the Sony Open. I asked if she wanted to go to the golf shit and she said yes. Monday is a holiday and she had planned on coming to The North Shore as it was to go to the beach. She said she'd been working a lot lately and needed a chill day. Basically she told me she wanted to stay over at my house. We both agreed I'd drop off the taxes, then we'd go to the golf party and "take it from there."
Long story made short, I'd like to bang the lawyer chick tomorrow.
It's not like I'm facing charges, in which case I wouldn't have a woman lawyer. She works for another lawyer and I would think that if she does anything shady or makes any mistakes, I could just turn around and sue that guy. In my opinion the professional responsibilities fall way more on her than they do on me. I just don't know if it's a good idea, business-wise to swoop someone who has so much access to all of my personal stuff? Is it worth the risk?
Hey mahalo for starting this section, Roosh. I got me thinking dollars the same weekend I had to do all this tax crap.
Aloha!