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Huge Pet Shop in front of my place
09-23-2011, 12:04 PM
I think I can't use the Pet Shop Opener if I ever want to take the chick to my place and she sees there's a huge petshop right across the street from my place haha. Will be good to practice though and have some fun with, plus I'm moving in a year.
Hmm.... Oh wait I could just say that the pet shop by my place doesn't have X thing, or pet.... sounds good.
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Huge Pet Shop in front of my place
09-23-2011, 12:27 PM
Correct. What is the one animal that the pet store doesn't have? Go inside and check it out.
Whenever a girl tells me of a pet shop located nearby, I say, "Yeah I already tried that store, they don't have dogs, unfortunately." The goal is to keep her stationary so you can continue rambling, until your bait hooks.
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Huge Pet Shop in front of my place
09-23-2011, 10:22 PM
There's not petshop in downtown Toronto which makes this an easy opener and one thats easy to ramble about!
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Huge Pet Shop in front of my place
09-24-2011, 06:28 AM
Yeah the only time it's not so easy is when there is a pet store within sight. This is pretty rare though, as most pet stores in urban areas faded out years ago. Most are in suburban areas.
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Huge Pet Shop in front of my place
09-24-2011, 03:25 PM
Quote: (09-23-2011 12:04 PM)Riker Wrote:
I think I can't use the Pet Shop Opener if I ever want to take the chick to my place and she sees there's a huge petshop right across the street from my place haha. Will be good to practice though and have some fun with, plus I'm moving in a year.
Hmm.... Oh wait I could just say that the pet shop by my place doesn't have X thing, or pet.... sounds good.
Tell them that pet shop has been fined for cruelty to animals, and that's why you don't shop there. That's the safe route.
Now, what I would say:
The only time I went there 2 gay dudes were buying gerbils. It creeped me out so bad I can't go back in.
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Oh that place? They got shut down last year for selling cats to the Chinese resto.
Shock and Awe. The hardest part is saying this shit with a straight face.
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Huge Pet Shop in front of my place
09-24-2011, 03:40 PM
You've overthinking it. Once you get passed the number stage, the girl really doesn't care if your opener was a lie, because now she likes you.