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Quote: (10-24-2014 12:56 AM)jariel Wrote:  

I've said it before, Miami is nothing but an illusion.

People tend to not be who or what you think they are.

That bad bitch in the club, she left the two kids she had with two different dudes with abuelita for the evening so she could go out and pretend for one night that was she unencumbered and desirable. She's probably still fucking at least one of the dudes who gave her those bastards periodically, so your attempts to get some will be rebuffed because she's not thirsty for it, and she'll take advantage of the other shit you can do because it makes her feel special and she doesn't have the opportunity to take advantage of it that often.

That dude who's jacked and looks like he can pull any bitch he wants, he's unemployed, milking his unemployment or his parents or maybe even his chick, who doesn't look like anything on his level, so that he can hit the gym two times a day and eat his meals regularly.

That dude in the BMW, he's 30 and still lives with his parents, he works at Publix, and uses most of his paycheck on his car note and insurance since he doesn't have to worry about damn near any other bills -- he's also probably a low-level weed dealer.

If you take a drive one day around heavy residential areas you'll notice like 4-5 cars outside a house, a couple in the driveway, a few in the grass, most of them will be late model entry-level luxury whips (328i's, IS 350's, CLA 250's, and S3's, the shit people with real cheese wouldn't fuck with) that's a bunch of grown people still living at home and using their paychecks on material things since they don't have to worry about paying rent, FPL, Comcast, etc. like those of us who don't have nor want that luxury.

Most people don't really have shit, they aren't really shit, and they're never really going to be shit, the quicker you accept that and conduct yourself accordingly, the less number of headaches you'll have.

Well god damn. I can seriously tell you know Miami to the T lol. Posts like this are the real facts of reality down here. I drive a 11 y/o car. I have no car payments. Instead of buying a new whip to impress. I bought a condo instead. Most people don't think like that down here. Car holds no value, but you look good riding down the street. smdh

Can't wait to sell this condo though. I've lived in Miami for over 15 years. Straight tired of it. Fort Lauderdale is better, but it will be spanish speaking like Miami in 10 years. I like Palm Beach, but I think over all all these places with be majority spanish speaking.
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Quote: (02-02-2014 12:33 PM)Nomad77 Wrote:  

You can "pull" in just about any city IF you are willing to lower your standards enough. Once you drop to a 6 and below everything becomes easier. It's simply a matter of supply. In any given city the majority of the women will fall in the 4 - 6 range. And Miami is no different. Also visiting a city and living in it give you two very different perspective. It's like dating a girl for a week vs living with her. It's a lot harder to live with a girl than it is to date her and a lot less fun.

This logic is no longer true, especially in Miami. The guys are so thirsty here that they are treating that 4-6 range like the 8-10 range. So said girls act like they are hot shit now. I never saw this in Miami before.
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I had Miami towards the top of my list of places to look at moving when I had some cash when GMan posted about his 10 weeks there awhile back. Great night life, beaches, weather, international women, proximity to SA.

Then the GMan posts about how Miami eats you alive if you aren't ready for it with dead animal pictures later.

Then the jariel post.

Honestly if I had the $ to visit and blow on South Beach for a week or in Colombia / Brazil the choice is getting crystal clear.

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Quote: (10-27-2014 09:13 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Honestly if I had the $ to visit and blow on South Beach for a week or in Colombia / Brazil the choice is getting crystal clear.

Miami is nice because it has clean beaches and first world infrastructure, but for game, it just sucks.

Basically, every beach town outside the US I've ever been to is better for game than Miami.
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Quote: (10-25-2014 07:39 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  

Quote: (10-24-2014 10:55 PM)Captain Ahab Wrote:  

Hot women can't replace the fact that you are living in a city that has a large population of poor people in contrast to a small minority who are rich. I am not feeling living in a city where I need to know a foreign language, especially if this city is on American soil. Surrounding myself with poor Hispanics and Haitians, many of them who glamorize ghetto culture, doesn't make me feel that inclined to make Miami a city I would represent with rose colored classes-let's be real about it.

This is still a huge exaggeration. Not everyone in Miami lives in a neighborhood like Liberty City and needs to sling crack rocks to survive. It might sound surprising, but there are actually a lot of people who live in the suburbs and work normal middle class jobs. The western and southern parts of Dade county are pretty much all suburban sprawl. I guess all the people affording the mortgages on those places must be rich.

Yeah dude is exaggerating. Tell tale sign of a person who visits and doesn't live here. 1200 for 1/1. You most definitely will not be in the hood. The way the cities are you wouldn't have to live nowhere near overtown or Liberty City. So basically you never have to live or work in these areas.
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I think there are about 3 or 4 of us posting in this thread who actually live in Miami and a lot of armchair players who went to South Beach for a week and got blown out and totally have the game wrong.

Bottom line is: if you come here and it's obvious that you're a tourist, the only girls who might fuck you are other tourists. I don't care how strong you think your cold approach game is. These bitches get hit on by tourists for 8 months out of the year and they're not going to fall for your bullshit. This shit has been discussed ad nauseum for the 3.5 years I've been on this forum and plenty of retards are still coming here and getting blown out by girls that only want to fuck pro athletes and celebrities because they're at the wrong locations. Read the fucking information that's already here and stop trying to act like an expert on a place you spent 1 or 2 weeks in. It's fucking depressing that we have people trying to make Miami sound like Detroit or Mogadishu when that's completely untrue.
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Vitriol,

I went to Miami 3 times as a tourist.

I also went to Jakarta 2 times as a tourist.

So, as a tourist, I didn't get laid in Miami. I got laid almost every night with different chicks in Jakarta with tourists and locals. Jakarta is just one example. There are many other cities like that all over the world.

My point is fuck Miami when it comes to game, and fuck all the arrogant cunts who live there.

Having said that, Miami has the best beaches. Beaches are the best, but bitches suck .
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Quote: (10-31-2014 12:05 AM)Brodiaga Wrote:  

Vitriol,

I went to Miami 3 times as a tourist.

I also went to Jakarta 2 times as a tourist.

So, as a tourist, I didn't get laid in Miami. I got laid almost every night with different chicks in Jakarta with tourists and locals. Jakarta is just one example. There are many other cities like that all over the world.

My point is fuck Miami when it comes to game, and fuck all the arrogant cunts who live there.

Having said that, Miami has the best beaches. Beaches are the best, but bitches suck .

Really on the beach part? What are the runner ups or other suggestions?

Perhaps Thai or Phillipine beaches based on your experiences?

I hear there is some potential for those that speak Spanish or Portuguese if they want to get around the Miami suburbs away from the So. Beach flash
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Quote: (10-31-2014 12:24 AM)Brosemite Wrote:  

Quote: (10-31-2014 12:05 AM)Brodiaga Wrote:  

Vitriol,

I went to Miami 3 times as a tourist.

I also went to Jakarta 2 times as a tourist.

So, as a tourist, I didn't get laid in Miami. I got laid almost every night with different chicks in Jakarta with tourists and locals. Jakarta is just one example. There are many other cities like that all over the world.

My point is fuck Miami when it comes to game, and fuck all the arrogant cunts who live there.

Having said that, Miami has the best beaches. Beaches are the best, but bitches suck .

Really on the beach part? What are the runner ups or other suggestions?

Perhaps Thai or Phillipine beaches based on your experiences?

I hear there is some potential for those that speak Spanish or Portuguese if they want to get around the Miami suburbs away from the So. Beach flash

I've posted about this more times than I can count: Spend time both on Miami Beach and in other parts of Miami-Dade. The main words I took from Vitriol's post were "it's obvious that you're a tourist." I have more family in the Miami area than in almost anywhere else in the world and I'm not an obvious tourist. People usually don't believe me when I say that I'm not from Miami and that I've never lived there. The way I originally got to know the areas and venues in various parts of Miami-Dade was that the first time I ever set foot in Miami, I spent all of Labor Day weekend going from party to party, bar to bar, and club to club with a group of friends who were all transplanted North Jersey and New York City Hispanics.
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In other news, Wonderland got raided:

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More than a dozen people were arrested by police after a raid at a Miami gentleman's club early Friday following a month-long undercover investigation into prostitution and drug dealing at the business, police said.

Officers were seen placing women and men into handcuffs and hand restraints outside Wonderland strip club at 7778 Biscayne Boulevard shortly after 5 a.m. Footage showed the women being placed into the back of a police van. A total of 13 people were arrested at the club, police said.

“We started getting tips that illegal activity is taking place to include prostitution and narcotics,” said Commander Lazaro Ferro.

The club was hit with a plethora of charges and violations during the raid that featured: a task force of police, code enforcement, fire inspectors, the zoning department, and others.

“We went in and sure thing, there were numerous violations of selling alcohol beyond 5 a.m. There were violations where the employees were selling narcotics and other ones engaged in prostitution,” Ferro said.

Citations were also issued for improper license and tax receipts for the ATM machines, violation of propane gas tank usage, expired fire extinguishers, and faulty emergency exit light equipment, police said. No arrests were made for prostitution.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Women...99461.html

I found this quote hilarious:
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“We started getting tips that illegal activity is taking place to include prostitution and narcotics,” said Commander Lazaro Ferro.

Translation: Somebody pissed somebody off that they shouldn't have and a favor was called in.

If the police are going to start raiding strip clubs for bullshit like alcohol sales, prostitution, and drugs, they're going to have the raid every fuckin' strip club here.

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Quote: (11-07-2014 05:23 PM)jariel Wrote:  

In other news, Wonderland got raided:

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More than a dozen people were arrested by police after a raid at a Miami gentleman's club early Friday following a month-long undercover investigation into prostitution and drug dealing at the business, police said.

Officers were seen placing women and men into handcuffs and hand restraints outside Wonderland strip club at 7778 Biscayne Boulevard shortly after 5 a.m. Footage showed the women being placed into the back of a police van. A total of 13 people were arrested at the club, police said.

“We started getting tips that illegal activity is taking place to include prostitution and narcotics,” said Commander Lazaro Ferro.

The club was hit with a plethora of charges and violations during the raid that featured: a task force of police, code enforcement, fire inspectors, the zoning department, and others.

“We went in and sure thing, there were numerous violations of selling alcohol beyond 5 a.m. There were violations where the employees were selling narcotics and other ones engaged in prostitution,” Ferro said.

Citations were also issued for improper license and tax receipts for the ATM machines, violation of propane gas tank usage, expired fire extinguishers, and faulty emergency exit light equipment, police said. No arrests were made for prostitution.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Women...99461.html

I found this quote hilarious:
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“We started getting tips that illegal activity is taking place to include prostitution and narcotics,” said Commander Lazaro Ferro.

Translation: Somebody pissed somebody off that they shouldn't have and a favor was called in.

If the police are going to start raiding strip clubs for bullshit like alcohol sales, prostitution, and drugs, they're going to have the raid every fuckin' strip club here.

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It figures. That was probably the easiest Miami strip club to pull from. The prostitution thing doesn't surprise me. The owner of that place either owns or owned multiple other stripclubs, so hopefully this doesn't affect any of the other clubs.
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Quote: (11-03-2014 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

It figures. That was probably the easiest Miami strip club to pull from. The prostitution thing doesn't surprise me. The owner of that place either owns or owned multiple other stripclubs, so hopefully this doesn't affect any of the other clubs.

Police in Miami generally don't care about this type of shit, the laws about this are on the books, but you'll see them enforced once every couple of years. There was something going on where they wanted to raid this place. Notice they raided the place after 5 A.M. when all the old dudes with money already got their nut off and went back to their house in Coral Gables or North Bay Village.
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Quote: (10-31-2014 12:05 AM)Brodiaga Wrote:  

Vitriol,

I went to Miami 3 times as a tourist.

I also went to Jakarta 2 times as a tourist.

So, as a tourist, I didn't get laid in Miami. I got laid almost every night with different chicks in Jakarta with tourists and locals. Jakarta is just one example. There are many other cities like that all over the world.

My point is fuck Miami when it comes to game, and fuck all the arrogant cunts who live there.

Having said that, Miami has the best beaches. Beaches are the best, but bitches suck .

Fair enough. I understand that getting laid in a major American city isn't the easiest and I'm sure most of us would do better in Indonesia than the U.S.

My point wasn't about these kinds of observations, but rather people who watched Scarface or Cocaine Cowboys, and also know little to nothing about being in Miami for more than a few days. It's apparent if you look back through this thread and some of the others about Miami on here. I cringe before clicking on them because I ask myself if these guys are talking about the same place I've been living in for the past several years because it just doesn't seem right to me.

I know dudes who would legitimately be considered losers by most guys on the forum who either have girlfriends or manage to get laid occasionally. It's not impossible, rather the girls just have to recognize you as someone they see around rather than a short term visitor. That's just the way it is here, it is probably just their bitch shields against the short term tourist riffraff they have to deal with.
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Quote: (11-07-2014 11:14 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

Quote: (11-03-2014 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

It figures. That was probably the easiest Miami strip club to pull from. The prostitution thing doesn't surprise me. The owner of that place either owns or owned multiple other stripclubs, so hopefully this doesn't affect any of the other clubs.

Police in Miami generally don't care about this type of shit, the laws about this are on the books, but you'll see them enforced once every couple of years. There was something going on where they wanted to raid this place. Notice they raided the place after 5 A.M. when all the old dudes with money already got their nut off and went back to their house in Coral Gables or North Bay Village.

Somebody didn't pay their monthly ransom to the cops. Places like Tootsies, never gets busted. If there is a raid there, they already know about it.

I never been to Wonderland. I was turned off by the $30 entrance fee. I just didn't believe the girls would be that fine to pay that entrance fee. From reports I heard they did have some nice looking women there, but it wasn't worth the over expense. Same thing I hear about 11 in downtown.
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Quote: (11-26-2014 01:00 PM)deboinair Wrote:  

I never been to Wonderland. I was turned off by the $30 entrance fee. I just didn't believe the girls would be that fine to pay that entrance fee. From reports I heard they did have some nice looking women there, but it wasn't worth the over expense. Same thing I hear about 11 in downtown.

The $30.00 entrance fee is only for out of town people and it's not a commission thing like they sometimes have in Las Vegas.
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Quote: (11-26-2014 01:00 PM)deboinair Wrote:  

Same thing I hear about 11 in downtown.

I'll respectfully disagree, E11even is actually pretty dope.

Check it out for yourself on a Sunday night when with your FL ID it's only $10 to get in, the rooftop and other other levels won't be open, but you'll see some pretty bad bitches in there, non-working too.

I've gone twice, once with a chick, once with a mixed group, didn't spend a dime either time, I've vowed to never spend money in a strip club.
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Quote: (11-26-2014 07:35 PM)jariel Wrote:  

Quote: (11-26-2014 01:00 PM)deboinair Wrote:  

Same thing I hear about 11 in downtown.

I'll respectfully disagree, E11even is actually pretty dope.

Check it out for yourself on a Sunday night when with your FL ID it's only $10 to get in, the rooftop and other other levels won't be open, but you'll see some pretty bad bitches in there, non-working too.

I've gone twice, once with a chick, once with a mixed group, didn't spend a dime either time, I've vowed to never spend money in a strip club.

From people I know that have been there and a stripper I had a convo with both said it's more like a club than a strip club. I've been so over the club scene, so I wouldn't go there. I just liked Tootsies because of the half price drinks from 12 to 8 and the sports bar. The talent took a dive for awhile, but looks like it's coming back.

Condo sold and I'm out of Miami finally! This place is turning to shit for real. lol
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Quote: (12-26-2014 01:39 AM)deboinair Wrote:  

From people I know that have been there and a stripper I had a convo with both said it's more like a club than a strip club.

I agree, given that one, you can be there and not pay any attention to the dancers, and two, there's no tip-walk, eliminates it from being put into the strip club category in my opinion.

Yes, you can get dances, and you can get some real action from the dancers, but again, there's a fuckin' restaurant upstairs and you could literally party your ass off in the club without paying any attention to the dancers.

A regular Miami strip club is just not set up that way.

The strip club game is on the rise here, dudes have decided they can spend the same amount of money at strip clubs and at least get a little interaction with 8s and up instead of spending it at traditional night clubs to surround themselves with 5s and 6s who are glued to their IPhone 5s and 6s and don't even want to be bothered for a dance.
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Quote: (11-26-2014 07:35 PM)jariel Wrote:  

Quote: (11-26-2014 01:00 PM)deboinair Wrote:  

Same thing I hear about 11 in downtown.

I'll respectfully disagree, E11even is actually pretty dope.

Check it out for yourself on a Sunday night when with your FL ID it's only $10 to get in, the rooftop and other other levels won't be open, but you'll see some pretty bad bitches in there, non-working too.

I've gone twice, once with a chick, once with a mixed group, didn't spend a dime either time, I've vowed to never spend money in a strip club.

It is definitely worth at least a visit. Very good sound system. May just end up being another stripclub someone dumped way more money in to than they will earn back, but the location, hours, and not looking like a run down brothel make it useful. Lap dances were $40 when I went which is a bit of an lol (I think I was there on a Monday night.)
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Quote: (01-07-2015 02:15 PM)babelfish669 Wrote:  

It is definitely worth at least a visit. Very good sound system. May just end up being another stripclub someone dumped way more money in to than they will earn back, but the location, hours, and not looking like a run down brothel make it useful. Lap dances were $40 when I went which is a bit of an lol (I think I was there on a Monday night.)

A few people have told me they think it's the hottest club in town now. It's sort of a club and sort of a strip club. When I went with a group, a girl gave one of the girls I was with a dance for $30, another time I went with a dude and he got one for $50, so as usual it's YMMV.

Most clubs are $20-$25 lapdances, with the exception of the Black clubs that do $5 lapdances.

I'm planning on doing a Miami strip club data sheet, I've been to noteworthy spots in other big cities, and it's my opinion that our city has the best strip club scene in the country.
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Quote: (01-05-2015 05:46 PM)jariel Wrote:  

Quote: (12-26-2014 01:39 AM)deboinair Wrote:  

From people I know that have been there and a stripper I had a convo with both said it's more like a club than a strip club.

I agree, given that one, you can be there and not pay any attention to the dancers, and two, there's no tip-walk, eliminates it from being put into the strip club category in my opinion.

Yes, you can get dances, and you can get some real action from the dancers, but again, there's a fuckin' restaurant upstairs and you could literally party your ass off in the club without paying any attention to the dancers.

A regular Miami strip club is just not set up that way.

The strip club game is on the rise here, dudes have decided they can spend the same amount of money at strip clubs and at least get a little interaction with 8s and up instead of spending it at traditional night clubs to surround themselves with 5s and 6s who are glued to their IPhone 5s and 6s and don't even want to be bothered for a dance.

This is so correct. It's scary and also sad how guys in Miami have telepathy like this. This is also the other reason why I left Miami. Tootsies was the only place I was going to. I mean I stopped going to dance clubs years ago, especially after going to Tootsies.

The sad thing is men are doing the strip club thing because of what you just wrote. Why waste your time with 5's and 6's when you can see 8's and 10's naked and don't even have to pay if you don't want to? The interaction with strippers vs women out in the street is no the rise big time. I moved not only because I think Miami turned to shit, but to actually talk with women you have jobs and are not as materialistic.
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Unfortunately, the club scene for gaming is virtually dead.

At this point, you're better off going out with people you already know with the plan of just having a good time with them, people just don't really go to clubs to meet new people anymore, that is to say, women don't go out with the idea of getting picked up by some guy who they'll end up fucking.

Obviously it still happens, but now it's the exception, not the rule. In the past, if you couldn't go out and get at least a few numbers, and turn them into bangs, then you were the problem.

When people hit me up about going out, it's usually to some noteworthy spot, e.g. LIV, Story, etc. when some noteworthy D.J. is spinning, so at least you know you're going to a good party with dope music, but a good party doesn't mean anything about the climate for gaming.

There are a few reasons as to why regularly going out to traditional clubs here is just not intelligent in any manner, I'll share the main two:

1. The ROI is too damn low. Clubs are focusing on sucking as much money out of you as possible, knowing that you're not going to get laid. You're paying high cover charges, parking, and the drinks are ridiculous -- expensive and intentionally watered down to make you need to buy several drinks just to get buzzed. With most places constantly going after expensive, nameworthy DJ's, that means $30-$50 cover, $10 parking, and $12-$18 per drink, so a night out at one of these places is going to set you back a minimum of $75-$100. What does that mean? Nothing. How much money you spend in a club doesn't mean anything in terms of the chances of you getting some ass. Guys who are buying tables are damn fools. Having a table just means you're guaranteed to be swarmed by liquor pimps who have no plans to put out, just to get as drunk as possible on someone else's dime and then go get fucked by someone else afterwards.

2. The talent is too damn low. Obviously we have plenty of spots where you can see attractive women, but hell even going to spots like LIV doesn't mean you're going to see a number of 8s and up -- Would it matter? The dime pieces at spots like LIV aren't there for you any way, so they're not even real options. The majority of the chicks in these clubs are at best 6s. That level of talent is too damn low to for the time and money. It doesn't make sense to be out a couple hundred bucks in a night just for the possibility of gaming at best 6s who look miserable, out of place, and are only in a particular place because it's somewhere to be seen and they can tell their other friends how they were there the night Steve Aoki was.

Things have just changed. I still enjoying going out, but my philosophy on partying has changed a lot compared to my college days of a few years ago. I have hit every Latin club here in Miami, that's my zone, but now I see chicks dancing salsa and bachata together even when guys are asking them to dance.

It's quite the joke.
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^ I hear guys from Cali on the board talk about moving to the East Coast (e.g. Miami or NYC) but then I also respect your point of view of the decline as someone from Miami.

For the guys on this thread, I'm curious, if you had to choose somewhere else in the USA, where would you go instead?
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Quote: (01-11-2015 09:50 PM)LeBeau Wrote:  

^ I hear guys from Cali on the board talk about moving to the East Coast (e.g. Miami or NYC) but then I also respect your point of view of the decline as someone from Miami.

For the guys on this thread, I'm curious, if you had to choose somewhere else in the USA, where would you go instead?

1. Miami
2. Las Vegas
3. New York
4. The Jersey Shore, although winters can be rough everywhere except Atlantic City
5. Somewhere on the coast in Southern California

I don't know every corner of the United States and I hear thst parts of Arizona are really good, but as far as I've seen the places I listed, in the order I listed them, are the only real options.
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