Quote: (10-15-2014 11:47 AM)TheRookie Wrote:  

Let's play ad-libs:

As a woman with _____ tattoos and ____ piercings, I will have you know I am not ______ and I am not a _____. I am happily ______ with ______ children and I am a ______, ______, and ______ person. I was educated at the finest ________ where I studied _______. My tattoo is not _____, it is ______ and _______. I got it after a ______-changing experience where I visited ______ and _______ with the ______.

You are a vicious _________ and a _______, and I hope you ______.

I love when these articles go viral. It's amusing watching the truth hurt so bad. I for one am not entirely against all tattoos. I've maybe seen 4-5 in my life, of thousands, that are just totally badass. But they'll fade and look shitty in 10 years anyways. However, they should remain inconspicuous and not near privates or the message is clear.

I don't need a tramp stamp (or back tatts) on a bitch to keep me hard when I'm hitting it doggie, nor does it keep me focused on fucking. Nor does it make me fuck her harder or better. So if the end goal is attention whoring, be it in public, half naked anywhere, or mid-fuck, it's an epic fail.

Tattoos on guy is almost as bad. It screams conforming chump. I'm surprised most of the guys with all these tats are hard enough to sit through them.

Quote: (10-15-2014 08:38 AM)Alpha Wrote:  

This is my favorite twitter moment so far.



I don't get the white knighting. Like, do the guys think that if they get mad enough, girls will just lay down in front of them, depantsed, and ready to rock a cock?

"HER recovery"? Forgetting to use gender-neutral pronouns is what really is gonna sink old Nate dawg.

Like any real man, I like a friendly competition. And Forney has a serious chance at taking down some--if not all--of my once seemingly untouchable records.

The ROK Virality Triple Crown comes down to three metrics.

• Facebook Likes
• Tweets
• Comments
  

As far I can tell, I'm currently the title holder in all three categories. A distinction that I've held for a long-ass time.

• Facebook Likes: 258K - Tuthmosis (for Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged)
• Tweets: 5,116 - Tuthmosis (for 5 Reasons To Date A Girl With An Eating Disorder)
• Comments: 10,416 - Tuthmosis (for Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged)
  

Forney's rate of likes and traffic numbers are so insane that there's no way he's not getting in this mix.

Kilmister made a strong showing a few months back with his Most Women Don’t Deserve A Good Man, and temporarily broke my monopoly, but my shit recovered.

This is how things stand at the moment:

Forney's surging post:

   

   

#4 - Kilmister

   

#3 - Tuthmosis

   

#2 - Tuthmosis

   

#1 - Tuthmosis

   

   

You know ROK is making an impact when you learn about there latest articles through FB rather than RVF.

^ You two are lucky I'm not a writer over there.

Quote: (10-15-2014 12:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

^ You two are lucky I'm not a writer over there.

ROK is accepting submissions.

I created a mad-libs program here based on that earlier post.

Fill out the form, hit submit, then copy+paste your results here for laughs.

What's up with American girls wishing death upon people simply because they strongly disagree with them? Strikes me as a huge failure on the part of the parents that the child has such vile thoughts.

Quote: (10-15-2014 12:55 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  

What's up with American girls wishing death upon people simply because they strongly disagree with them? Strikes me as a huge failure on the part of the parents that the child has such vile thoughts.

because it is now so doubleplus un-good to deviate from the groupthink feminist truths of the borg collective. it's a mortal sin in fact.

also, it is now a human right (or at least a female human right) to go through life never having your feelings hurt or your world view challenged.

tl;dr the ultimate confluence of pc thinking and entitlement.

Quote: (10-15-2014 12:46 PM)Alpha Wrote:  

I created a mad-libs program here based on that earlier post.

Fill out the form, hit submit, then copy+paste your results here for laughs.

Clunky, but I tried.

Quote:mad libs Wrote:

As a woman with 12 tattoos and like, a billion piercings, I will have you
know I am not What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger and I am not a Time heals all wounds. I am happily
hack to death with one eighth children and I am a pint of Chunky Monkey,
You can't handle a real woman, and There are only two things in Texas: steers and queers. person. I was educated at the finest Carbide Village, Yukon
where I studied Inuit Studies. My tattoo is not The best things in life are free, it
is tawdry and time sensitive. I got it after a a cat wedding
-changing experience where I visited downtown Zanesville and overspend with
the land tortoise.



You are a vicious jittery and a
booger eating worm face, and I hope you race in NASCAR.



Play SJW mad-libs!

Quote: (10-15-2014 12:14 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

Tattoos on guy is almost as bad. It screams conforming chump. I'm surprised most of the guys with all these tats are hard enough to sit through them.

Confirm, am chump.

I have several tattoos. Would not get them if I could change my past.

That explains why I can't get to the site today...

All those haters keep sharing the links so other people can read, be disgusted, comment about their disgust and then link that shit to THEIR friends so they can repeat the cycle.

Thanks Obama!

err I mean...

THANKS MATT!

Quote: (10-15-2014 12:46 PM)Alpha Wrote:  

I created a mad-libs program here based on that earlier post.

Fill out the form, hit submit, then copy+paste your results here for laughs.

Okay, here goes

As a woman with 11 tattoos and 29.4 piercings, I will have you know I am not unstable and I am not a hippo. I am happily widowed with 2 children and I am a hairy, horny, and narcissistic person. I was educated at the finest ivy league where I studied rape culture. My tattoo is not a cliched manifestation of my lack of self control, it is unique and meaningful. I got it after a sex -changing experience where I visited my shrink and my doctor with the government.

You are a vicious pineapple and a judgemental neckbeard with a dick smaller than mine, and I hope you hump a gummi bear after I twist your balls out and hear your screams echo through a thousand burning hellholes.



Play SJW mad-libs!

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Quote: (10-15-2014 12:27 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Like any real man, I like a friendly competition. And Forney has a serious chance at taking down some--if not all--of my once seemingly untouchable records.

The ROK Virality Triple Crown comes down to three metrics.

• Facebook Likes
• Tweets
• Comments
  

As far I can tell, I'm currently the title holder in all three categories. A distinction that I've held for a long-ass time.

Ah, you guys are both equally special to me, each in his own way....sort of like:

In this culture, tatoos are just a fad, but at the same time they are permanent, which is an oxymoron.

Great work Matt, and it could not possibly be for a better cause. The tattoo epidemic in the US and elsewhere is the most tragic waste of female beauty in history. So much pussy that could be sweet and luscious irreversibly stained and disfigured by ink -- millions and millions of girls. It's something I try not to think about too much because it can drive one to distraction.

I wrote this post over a year ago in which I argued that feminist hags are actively complicit in encouraging the tattoo epidemic in younger girls, because they don't want men to enjoy the luxury of female flesh untroubled by any such marking. The following image from the post summarizes how I feel about tats on a girl:

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The young female body is like a cold glass of spring water; the HAG, that driest of all God's creatures, wants you to have to swallow a dead fly every time you take a drink from that glass. That is the tattoo.

The whole post is below:

Quote: (09-08-2013 12:41 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

Following up on Days of Broken Arrows' cri de coeur, I'd like to amplify on another observation of his that I feel deserves a thread of its own.

It's often been said that feminism is fundamentally driven by the rage and bitterness of females past their prime -- aka HAGS -- that are desperate to deny men the pleasure of luscious young pussy. This is true to a large extent, and as hags ascend to greater and greater positions of power in this and other countries, feminism marches from strength to strength.

The tat is their terrible ally in this march, because it permanently despoils the young female body. There is nothing that both satisfies and incites the male gaze more than resting on the uninterrupted expanse of young, smooth, moist and untouched female skin. To quote from another post by the OP in that thread:

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I can remember my first serious g/f in high school and her hanging out when my folks were away. I used to get her to hang out naked and I vividly remember seeing her walk down the hallway and thinking "Wow, there is NOTHING better than this!" "THIS" meaning the female body.

So I don't get why any women with a decent body would feel the need to modify it. And I think societal pressure for them to do so is a deliberate attempt on the part of Those In Charge to make sure men don't get to experience women's bodies in all their untouched glory. They screwed with women's minds via feminism, so now they're screwing with their bodies too.

Precisely. The young female body is like a cold glass of spring water; the HAG, that driest of all God's creatures, wants you to have to swallow a dead fly every time you take a drink from that glass. That is the tattoo.

There is this coffee shop I've been going to for years, owned and run by a canny and efficient hag. In former years, some fetching and luscious pussy would occasionally work there; I remember one in particular, a purebred Italian American with high firm big boobs, an enraging tight bubble butt, long glowing hair and a fresh pretty/ugly bitchy face. I remember the hag's growing consternation as this young heifer turned every normal male eye (the mangina quotient was slightly lower then), caused a little drama now and then, and generally enlivened the proceedings. Finally it all became too much, and she was fired by the hag as part of what became a more general purge of excessively nice young cunt from the place.

Now, all the halfway-fuckable hipster chicks that work in that place sport tats (because it is by no means true that this is a purely low class phenomenon; not anymore). And as I've watched the increasingly dry and wrinkled but essentially ageless HAG with my still lizard's eye, I often caught a ghoulish twinkle in her own. She watches over the spoilage of young female flesh with a benign and contented glee. The heifers on her ranch are branded now; she has nothing to worry about. She marches from strength to strength.

Lol at the madlibs.

I lost it at 'I got my tattoo after a cat wedding'

Quote:Quote:

I am happily
hack to death with one eighth children and I am a pint of Chunky Monkey,

Guess what im calling the chub broads from now on?

Quote: (10-15-2014 02:50 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  

I lost it at 'I got my tattoo after a cat wedding'

This girl I went out with on and off actually held a wedding for her two cats with cake and everything.

And as you gentlemen can guess, she had her body covered with at least 5 different types of slut tatoos, plus nose, nipple and clit piercings.

Never forget men, never forget.

SJWs are used to causing a huge firestorm of controversy in the hope it will lead to some sort of firing by upper-management shills, but in the case of RoK there is no upper-management. All the attention and hate being thrown towards this article just makes the site flourish and prosper. It's like SJW tears are the larva stage in the RoK metamorphosis. They are only helping our cause.

Did I do it right?

Let's play ad-libs:

As a woman with meat tattoos and bone piercings, I will have you know I am not meat and I am not a bone. I am happily meat with meat children and I am a bone, meat, and bone person. I was educated at the finest meat where I studied meat. My tattoo is not meat, it is meat[/u] and [b]bone[/b]. I got it after a [u]bone-changing experience where I visited bone and bonewith the bone.

You are a vicious meat and a bone, and I hope you meat.

Quote: (10-15-2014 03:28 PM)Collide Wrote:  

SJWs are used to causing a huge firestorm of controversy in the hope it will lead to some sort of firing by upper-management shills, but in the case of RoK there is no upper-management. All the attention and hate being thrown towards this article just makes the site flourish and prosper. It's like SJW tears are the larva stage in the RoK metamorphosis. They are only helping our cause.

It's beautiful, isn't it? Sure they can hack the site, DDOS it, or complain to our sponsor, but they can't get me to voluntarily take it down and apologize... ever.*



*Unless they take a family member hostage at gunpoint.