That Mischa Barton thread was too tragic.


Here to lift our spirits...


I recall watching Shakira belly-dance with Rihanna (who looks older than Shakira) on a Polish TV music channel earlier this year.


I was slightly perplexed though because while Shakira easily passed my boner test I distinctly remembered her singing "Whenever, Wherever" in 2001, a distant time when she likewise passed my boner test back then along with Natalie Portman, J-Lo and Britney Spears.


But 2001 was was fucking ages ago. Yet it turns out in 2001 this Colombian belly-dancing singer-song writing nymph was recording her 5th album, and was already well down the road!

















She was born in 1977.

She's aight She's just barely over the wall. Give her 3 years and she'll be just as dry, wrinkled and haggard as the other wall victims. She was quite the little piece of ass in her early 20's though.

She's 11 years older than Mischa Barton. She's had a good run I think.

She has 98 million likes on facebook. That's incredible.

I wonder what will happen to her relationship. She's in a relationship (and has a child with) a very famous and good looking footballer who plays for Barcelona. She's 37. He's just 27. In a few years when he turns 30 and will be on top form, she's be 40+. And he'll still have hot 21 year olds throwing themselves at him. Will it last??

Don't forget where she's from and what her typical lyrics are:

"Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey"

She isn't prey to the downfalls of the normal American woman. She's fit, sexy, and has her head on straight. She won't be single for long, if it does happen.

Quote: (07-07-2014 06:54 PM)Espresso Wrote:  

She has 98 million likes on facebook. That's incredible.

I wonder what will happen to her relationship. She's in a relationship (and has a child with) a very famous and good looking footballer who plays for Barcelona. She's 37. He's just 27. In a few years when he turns 30 and will be on top form, she's be 40+. And he'll still have hot 21 year olds throwing themselves at him. Will it last??

You can bet he's got a calendar counting down to her 40th birthday.

Quote: (07-07-2014 06:54 PM)Espresso Wrote:  

I wonder what will happen to her relationship. She's in a relationship (and has a child with) a very famous and good looking footballer who plays for Barcelona. She's 37. He's just 27. In a few years when he turns 30 and will be on top form, she's be 40+. And he'll still have hot 21 year olds throwing themselves at him. Will it last??

Not sure, but here's her boyfriend on the right:

In before "Manjaw, 2/10 WNB" comments

That woman is gorgeous. WB.

Factoid, she has a Mensa level IQ score of 140.

Shakira has always been one of my favorites. Older or not, I'd smash with gusto.

My first taste of the delectable gift that Latina girls are, was a dead ringer for Shakira. To the point little latin kids would come up to her at the grocery store, Best Buy and restaurants and say "Shakira! Shakira!" and ask for photos.

Now that chick is married to a missionary in Mexico with 3 kids.

If he only knew the foul shit she used to do in bed. Smh.

She is in good shape for her age, but the Wall waits for no woman:
There are countless Latina chicks who are more beautiful than her - and a lot younger and fitter.

But it does not matter - she is successful, a mother - picking a famous soccer player as husband is not such a good choice - especially since he is younger than her, but so what. Celebrity relationships usually don't last that long.

   

   

If she is Latin, she will last longer than the non Latin/Black/Asian lizards. They don't crack so quick.

On a side note, why is her husband so close to that other man in the posted pic?

Her hips don't lie

I think she's great until she 'sings' then it reminds me of an auto tuned yoko ono

Quote: (07-08-2014 01:55 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

picking a famous soccer player as husband is not such a good choice

This is what I was wondering. Seems like a bizarre choice, from both their points of view. They got together a few years ago. So she was 33. He was 23, and already an international football/soccer star, good looking and making millions.

From her point of view, why would you get together in a serious relationship with a 23 year old footballer. Surely she knows that he (probably) wants to play the field, and even if he's happy now, she knows that she'll be turning 40 soon enough, while he'll be on top of the world. Does she really think it'll last?

From his point of view, why would you get together in a serious relationship with a woman who's only got a few years in her of looking good. He's still going to look great most likely in his mid 40s, while she'll be a 55 year old woman.

I can think of two explanations:
1) "Love" (whatever that is), and they have no choice in the matter.
2) She's delusional and he's a hopeless beta.
She's delusional because through the endless validation she's received thus far, she thinks she can lock down a star footballer 10 years her junior and he wouldn't stray in the face of hot girls 20 years younger than her, and be perfectly happy with the rapidly ageing her a few years down the road.
And he's a hopeless beta because he thinks he's getting a great deal by locking down a superstar, which I find hard to believe since he must have had star treatment himself for a good while before he met her and surely surrounded by hot girls.

I don't understand it. Thoughts??

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against either of them, and wish them well. I just find it hard to believe that they will stay together and everything will be happily ever after.

Shakira never did it for me, but she really is drinking from the fountain of youth (or Swallowing from it )

We have to remember that she just had a baby too. Latinas who are hot, usually remain Milfs and even Gilfs throughout age, it's more about their spirit that keeps them looking and feeling young.

I recommend to anyone to have a mini relationship with a Latina at least once (especially if they haven't lived much outside of where they're from) they are super feminine, hot, bubbly in spirit and fuck like pornstars. It will brighten anyone's day when you had a tough one.

Quote: (07-08-2014 09:58 AM)Espresso Wrote:  

I don't understand it. Thoughts??

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against either of them, and wish them well. I just find it hard to believe that they will stay together and everything will be happily ever after.

Beats me, unless he is really gay. That picture is strange, but who knows, might be harmless.

Famous singers can of course attract a lot of famous guys - for example:

Lewis Hamilton with Nicole Scherzinger, but even there 7 years age gap is a lot despite the media's confirmation that it does not matter at all. The Ashton Kutchers of our times always wake up and realize that the wall isn't pretty and that they are just in their 30s, rich and famous.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...ather.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...liday.html

In women-years - a guy being 7 years younger is making the relationship tougher and tougher as they age.

Jay Z and Beyonce - Jay Z being 12 years older - that might work - he could have gotten a younger one, but when choosing the mother of your children you can go up in age, if there is good reason to do so. But not going up in age - relative to yours!

Quote: (07-08-2014 09:58 AM)Espresso Wrote:  

Quote: (07-08-2014 01:55 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

picking a famous soccer player as husband is not such a good choice

This is what I was wondering. Seems like a bizarre choice, from both their points of view. They got together a few years ago. So she was 33. He was 23, and already an international football/soccer star, good looking and making millions.

From her point of view, why would you get together in a serious relationship with a 23 year old footballer. Surely she knows that he (probably) wants to play the field, and even if he's happy now, she knows that she'll be turning 40 soon enough, while he'll be on top of the world. Does she really think it'll last?

From his point of view, why would you get together in a serious relationship with a woman who's only got a few years in her of looking good. He's still going to look great most likely in his mid 40s, while she'll be a 55 year old woman.

I can think of two explanations:
1) "Love" (whatever that is), and they have no choice in the matter.
2) She's delusional and he's a hopeless beta.
She's delusional because through the endless validation she's received thus far, she thinks she can lock down a star footballer 10 years her junior and he wouldn't stray in the face of hot girls 20 years younger than her, and be perfectly happy with the rapidly ageing her a few years down the road.
And he's a hopeless beta because he thinks he's getting a great deal by locking down a superstar, which I find hard to believe since he must have had star treatment himself for a good while before he met her and surely surrounded by hot girls.

I don't understand it. Thoughts??

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against either of them, and wish them well. I just find it hard to believe that they will stay together and everything will be happily ever after.

He's attracted to her spirit, he could have any girl he wants even if he's a hopeless beta, but shakira whether wrinkly or young, still the happy go lucky person that she is who writes awesome music. That is not easy to find (feminism, lack of substance from other girls, etc)

Will it last? Who knows, my guess is on no, but if he likes her for her spirit, they might go the distance because it's not as reliant on her looks the charm she has (although she's going to make one hell of a Milf in my opinion)

I don't know. Is this beta

Quote: (07-08-2014 01:55 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

She is in good shape for her age, but the Wall waits for no woman:
There are countless Latina chicks who are more beautiful than her - and a lot younger and

I got a valuable lesson on the wall in 1998. I was in Los Angeles for a buddies wedding. I go to the mall to get a belt. Who do I see shopping at the mall but heather Locklear. Now up to then I was always a fan of heather and thought she was the hottest thing ever. She was I think 37 at the time. Up close I saw wrinkles around her eyes, and make up caked on. Don't get me wrong, I'd still WB, but I saw 19-23 year old girls in the mall walking past that would get my dick a lot harder.

The wall is vicious and spares no one.

^Celebs can exude beta/blue-pill. In fact, as other threads on this forum have discussed often, celebs usually HAVE to or the backlash can be enormous.

In real life on the other hand, this guy is pre-selected and has landed someone like Shakira (WGAS that she's older). He's doing alright...

She isn't 'Latin' in the way you guys call it, as in Mestizo. She's half Arabic, by way of Lebanon, and half European Spanish.

Quote: (07-08-2014 10:54 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I don't know. Is this beta

Yes.

There are plenty of famous Beta-men. Their fame & social status was sufficient to attract platoons of women. They never learnt Game and are thus very likely to be divorce-raped. You usually see the marriages falling apart after or near the end of their active career.

But you never know - sometimes it works out, since men are usually the more idealistic ones in a relationship. His real relationship-value is 2+ and rising, so the marriage might be stable enough. Whether he will be satisfied with it as she will be nearing 45 and 50 and he still gets the attention of hot 20-year-olds - we will see. Usually those women overestimate their attraction value due to their fame.