Great report, Mixx. Yoga is no walk in the park. It will definitely take time for your body to adapt to the exercises. And, once you scout out the right class and I m sure you will score quality chicas, especially in MIA.

In the meantime, here is an inspirational yoga video to keep you motivated brotha:

More motivational videos:





Japanese girls never miss out on a good thing:

Mixx - you could probably handle a hot yoga class at this point. its not that difficult if you are in decent shape and the instructors understand not everyone is an advanced yogi freak. i actually like it a lot more because you get a nice cleansing sweat, although in miami i'm sure you can get that in a lot of places!

Quote: (03-16-2011 11:57 PM)houston Wrote:  

What's a good lie to tell the girls when they ask u why you're there?

I injured my back once deadlifting, and again front-squatting. My shoulder is bothering me a little too. I need more flexibility to prevent injuries.

I'm still waiting for Gmac's report.

Quote: (03-16-2011 11:57 PM)houston Wrote:  

They have to be suspicous if a straight guy goes in there for some yoga practice.

What a ridiculous comment. Yeah, I bet all those homos in the US Army are checking each other out at yoga class.

http://www.army.mil/-news/2010/06/26/414...reat-pain/

While in LA attending a business conference, like serendipitously there was a yoga conference downstairs. Talk about unfair 5 to 1 girls to guy ratio, and any good looking girl would be in 8 to 10 range (causing much distractions from work). If you can game girls in yoga studios, you can DEFINITELY bang girls in yoga conference. Not only are they ready to mingling but being LA there are plenty of 'healthy' places you can take them for mini dates (within walking distance) and the're already staying at your hotel!

Just came back from my first class. It sucked, I felt bored but I had all the girls admiring /checking out my body. Will try it out for this month.

Quote: (03-19-2011 09:00 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

Just came back from my first class. It sucked, I felt bored but I had all the girls admiring /checking out my body. Will try it out for this month.

I strongly recommend trying different studios, each one is very different in style, girls and results.

Mixx

Had my first class yesterday following this thread and I wasn't so lucky.
There were 12 people approx: 4 girls / 8 guys: I think I went at a bad time because I saw some hot chicks coming for the next class while in my class there were basically 50% gay ppl... Tonight I'll try again.
I tried the Bikram Yoga (Hot Yoga), it's very hot and it gave me the weird feeling at first but I think it'll be better next time once I'll get used to it.

Regarding the Yoga Instructor, she's a solid 9 with an amazing body doing all kind of positions in bikini ... Difficult not to imagine things...

Quote: (03-21-2011 05:12 AM)julio26 Wrote:  

Regarding the Yoga Instructor, she's a solid 9 with an amazing body doing all kind of positions in bikini ... Difficult not to imagine things...

Which might explain why there were so many guys in the class.. lol

Quote: (03-16-2011 11:57 PM)houston Wrote:  

What's a good lie to tell the girls when they ask u why you're there? They have to be suspicous if a straight guy goes in there for some yoga practice.

A lot of professional athletes do yoga and have improved their career for it. Kareem Abdul Jabbar does yoga, so does Russell Simmons, Jordan Farmer and so does Dhalsim from Street Fighter.

It's the way forward, I'd do it without the need for pussy, the pussy is just a favourable bonus para mi.

Quote: (03-21-2011 09:31 AM)ManAbout Wrote:  

Quote: (03-21-2011 05:12 AM)julio26 Wrote:  

Regarding the Yoga Instructor, she's a solid 9 with an amazing body doing all kind of positions in bikini ... Difficult not to imagine things...

Which might explain why there were so many guys in the class.. lol

lol yes indeed but I think most of them were gay since they were wearing some nut huggers

Ok fellas...so, Mixx has gotten in too deep in this Yoga stuff. I have so far, taken a total of 8 classes. Here is what I have learned:

1. Yoga is a culture that truly does make you feel better - My back never felt better. For those with inner game issues, GO NOW! Yoga builds confidence in your inner game, and helps you stay focused.

2. I have not gotten any bangs or makeouts. Granted I have only visited 1 studio, and plan to move to another one very soon. I think that women here are DTF, but I cannot seem to find the right angle to sarge in class, everyone is focused on their instructor and getting their poses done. After class, everyone immediately BOLTS and nobody stays behind to chat or socialize. I am the last to leave on purpose!

3. If you are an experienced Yogi, you can build rapport with girls by giving her pointers on what you saw her doing. If you are a novice, you can approach women by saying you think she is really good, and would love to be able to get to her level. Or ask her to help you with a certain pose. These are great icebreakers.

4. Overall, I find women here to be distant, and all HOT ones are married. I have yet to meet one single fucking girl in the class who is not below a 6 in looks. all the hot ones are married or in "serious" relationships - which I have not tried to plow through yet. I hope this is just the studio I chose, and the next one should be better.

5. The more "into" the Yoga culture you seem to be, the more serious girls will look at you. If it seems you are half-assin your class, you'll be seen in a bad light, and no punani for you. It's still too early for me to tell if spending all the Yoga $$$ is worth the ROI in pussy you can get by just picking up in the streets/clubs. YOGA IS EXPENSIVE! I have spent a total of 300USD so far, just for this field test:

1. Yoga Mat 90USD ** Get a good mat, teh cheap ones have ZERO cushioning and you will be in pain when kneeling.

2. Yoga Towels for mat, Mat carrying bag, and misc items/clothes for Yoga only. 50USD

3. Monthly membership for unlimited classes 160USD. (No contract). Otherwise, you can pay as you go - 15USD per class.

...more to come.

Mixx

Quote: (03-25-2011 05:39 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Ok fellas...so, Mixx has gotten in too deep in this Yoga stuff. I have so far, taken a total of 8 classes. Here is what I have learned:

1. Yoga is a culture that truly does make you feel better - My back never felt better. For those with inner game issues, GO NOW! Yoga builds confidence in your inner game, and helps you stay focused.

2. I have not gotten any bangs or makeouts. Granted I have only visited 1 studio, and plan to move to another one very soon. I think that women here are DTF, but I cannot seem to find the right angle to sarge in class, everyone is focused on their instructor and getting their poses done. After class, everyone immediately BOLTS and nobody stays behind to chat or socialize. I am the last to leave on purpose!

3. If you are an experienced Yogi, you can build rapport with girls by giving her pointers on what you saw her doing. If you are a novice, you can approach women by saying you think she is really good, and would love to be able to get to her level. Or ask her to help you with a certain pose. These are great icebreakers.

4. Overall, I find women here to be distant, and all HOT ones are married. I have yet to meet one single fucking girl in the class who is not below a 6 in looks. all the hot ones are married or in "serious" relationships - which I have not tried to plow through yet. I hope this is just the studio I chose, and the next one should be better.

5. The more "into" the Yoga culture you seem to be, the more serious girls will look at you. If it seems you are half-assin your class, you'll be seen in a bad light, and no punani for you. It's still to early for me to tell if spending all the Yoga $$$ is worth the ROI in pussy you can get by just picking up in the streets/clubs. YOGA IS EXPENSIVE! I have spent a total of 300USD so far, just for this field test:

1. Yoga Mat 90USD ** Get a good mat, teh cheap ones have ZERO cushioning and you will be in pain when kneeling.

2. Yoga Towels for mat, Mat carrying bag, and misc items/clothes for Yoga only. 50USD

3. Monthly membership for unlimited classes 160USD. (No contract). Otherwise, you can pay as you go - 15USD per class.

...more to come.

Mixx

Hope you get better ROI, Mixx. It is pricey.

Maybe it's the studio. Fast exits and husbands? Is it in a suburban area?

It doesn't sound worth it to me

Damn dude you are dropping some serious dough on yoga. I spent $10 on a yoga mat from Walmart that works ok, and i've bought two packages at 2 different studios from Living Social and Groupon for a total of about $50. No bangs for me either, but i do like the actual product.

Its a difficult place to pick up girls - no talking in the yoga room, everyone comes in, does their thing, and bolts. if you are doing it for the girls you'd probably be better off spending the 2 hours at a mall or someplace similar where you can do more solid approaches.

Quote: (03-25-2011 05:39 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Ok fellas...so, Mixx has gotten in too deep in this Yoga stuff. I have so far, taken a total of 8 classes. Here is what I have learned:

1. Yoga is a culture that truly does make you feel better - My back never felt better. For those with inner game issues, GO NOW! Yoga builds confidence in your inner game, and helps you stay focused.

2. I have not gotten any bangs or makeouts. Granted I have only visited 1 studio, and plan to move to another one very soon. I think that women here are DTF, but I cannot seem to find the right angle to sarge in class, everyone is focused on their instructor and getting their poses done. After class, everyone immediately BOLTS and nobody stays behind to chat or socialize. I am the last to leave on purpose!

3. If you are an experienced Yogi, you can build rapport with girls by giving her pointers on what you saw her doing. If you are a novice, you can approach women by saying you think she is really good, and would love to be able to get to her level. Or ask her to help you with a certain pose. These are great icebreakers.

4. Overall, I find women here to be distant, and all HOT ones are married. I have yet to meet one single fucking girl in the class who is not below a 6 in looks. all the hot ones are married or in "serious" relationships - which I have not tried to plow through yet. I hope this is just the studio I chose, and the next one should be better.

5. The more "into" the Yoga culture you seem to be, the more serious girls will look at you. If it seems you are half-assin your class, you'll be seen in a bad light, and no punani for you. It's still too early for me to tell if spending all the Yoga $$$ is worth the ROI in pussy you can get by just picking up in the streets/clubs. YOGA IS EXPENSIVE! I have spent a total of 300USD so far, just for this field test:

1. Yoga Mat 90USD ** Get a good mat, teh cheap ones have ZERO cushioning and you will be in pain when kneeling.

2. Yoga Towels for mat, Mat carrying bag, and misc items/clothes for Yoga only. 50USD

3. Monthly membership for unlimited classes 160USD. (No contract). Otherwise, you can pay as you go - 15USD per class.

...more to come.

Mixx

I noticed this same stuff. I've been going semi-regularly to a hot yoga now for a bit and the vibe in class is not very sexual. Plus, at these classes it's pretty high level and the workouts are tough. The girls are def focused on what they're doing, and all my glances around made me think these chicks don't look around at all.

The other night I was out at a club in the Hard Rock and the bartender (8.5) recognized me from class, so in that regard it seems that it could turn into something. That doesn't really seem very economical but, the physical benefits of just doing it are up there.

Strangely, the girls almost seem standoffish but then overly friendly with people they actually know. Weird....

Quote: (03-25-2011 07:52 PM)Brian Wrote:  

Damn dude you are dropping some serious dough on yoga. I spent $10 on a yoga mat from Walmart that works ok, and i've bought two packages at 2 different studios from Living Social and Groupon for a total of about $50. No bangs for me either, but i do like the actual product.

Its a difficult place to pick up girls - no talking in the yoga room, everyone comes in, does their thing, and bolts. if you are doing it for the girls you'd probably be better off spending the 2 hours at a mall or someplace similar where you can do more solid approaches.

I agree. The amount of money that you are spending Mixx seems just unbelievable to me. It should cost you nowhere near that amount to buy equipment. I've never heard of a $90 yoga mat. They don't even sell them that expensive at the yoga place I go to and they have several varieties there. Unless you know that you'll be going there on a regular basis monthly, just buy packages. I travel for work alot so depending on what I'm doing, I may not be able to make the best use of that monthly membership.

Regarding women, I haven't had a problem speaking with them after class (usually the instructors because they are always willing to speak to you and give you extra tips if you want them). Often a girl may be speaking with an instructor about a tip and I'll say "I'm sorry, mind if I listen in, I have the same concern" and then it may start from there. I haven't gotten any bangs either, but then again, I haven't been as focused as I should on approaching.

Quote: (03-25-2011 05:39 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Ok fellas...so, Mixx has gotten in too deep in this Yoga stuff. I have so far, taken a total of 8 classes. Here is what I have learned:

1. Yoga is a culture that truly does make you feel better - My back never felt better. For those with inner game issues, GO NOW! Yoga builds confidence in your inner game, and helps you stay focused.

2. I have not gotten any bangs or makeouts. Granted I have only visited 1 studio, and plan to move to another one very soon. I think that women here are DTF, but I cannot seem to find the right angle to sarge in class, everyone is focused on their instructor and getting their poses done. After class, everyone immediately BOLTS and nobody stays behind to chat or socialize. I am the last to leave on purpose!

3. If you are an experienced Yogi, you can build rapport with girls by giving her pointers on what you saw her doing. If you are a novice, you can approach women by saying you think she is really good, and would love to be able to get to her level. Or ask her to help you with a certain pose. These are great icebreakers.

4. Overall, I find women here to be distant, and all HOT ones are married. I have yet to meet one single fucking girl in the class who is not below a 6 in looks. all the hot ones are married or in "serious" relationships - which I have not tried to plow through yet. I hope this is just the studio I chose, and the next one should be better.

5. The more "into" the Yoga culture you seem to be, the more serious girls will look at you. If it seems you are half-assin your class, you'll be seen in a bad light, and no punani for you. It's still too early for me to tell if spending all the Yoga $$$ is worth the ROI in pussy you can get by just picking up in the streets/clubs. YOGA IS EXPENSIVE! I have spent a total of 300USD so far, just for this field test:

1. Yoga Mat 90USD ** Get a good mat, teh cheap ones have ZERO cushioning and you will be in pain when kneeling.

2. Yoga Towels for mat, Mat carrying bag, and misc items/clothes for Yoga only. 50USD

3. Monthly membership for unlimited classes 160USD. (No contract). Otherwise, you can pay as you go - 15USD per class.

...more to come.

Mixx

I think you need a new studio. The girls all stay after class, come do back to back classes at my studio.
I still don't know how to sarge in class. It's worst then the gym.

The head of Bikram (hot) Yoga makes millions and fucks his students.

The Overheated, Oversexed Cult of Bikram Choudary

Quote: (03-25-2011 07:52 PM)Brian Wrote:  

I've never heard of a $90 yoga mat.

Now you have. Sorry, it was 80USD, but with shipping and tax...easily 90.

http://www.amazon.com/Manduka-BlackMatPR...d_sim_sg_1

Mixx

Quote: (03-27-2011 04:57 PM)kimleebj Wrote:  

The head of Bikram (hot) Yoga makes millions and fucks his students.

The Overheated, Oversexed Cult of Bikram Choudary

Yeah, but I would not say that guys body is ripping muscles as the article says...he loose like shit actually. Better incorporate some weight training with your Yoga to not end up like that.

Mixx

Quote: (03-27-2011 04:57 PM)kimleebj Wrote:  

The head of Bikram (hot) Yoga makes millions and fucks his students.

The Overheated, Oversexed Cult of Bikram Choudary

Sounds like a bullshit to me. Dude is fucking hideous.

Quote: (03-27-2011 08:25 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

Quote: (03-27-2011 04:57 PM)kimleebj Wrote:  

The head of Bikram (hot) Yoga makes millions and fucks his students.

The Overheated, Oversexed Cult of Bikram Choudary

Sounds like a bullshit to me. Dude is fucking hideous.

He is definitely hideous. I've seen a few hideous guys banging quality pussy on the regular. It's always mind boggling, but they must have found something that works for them.

Quote: (03-25-2011 07:21 PM)houston Wrote:  

It doesn't sound worth it to me

I lived in Miami for a bit and Mixx's quotes don't surprise me. Miami can be very expensive. Very inflated prices.

However, you lot that live in lesser hyped up cities can find yoga joints for much cheaper. My yogi invited me to a few of her classes, she always gets me in for free so I don't pay shytt..and they also have it at my gym for free.

They always are amused to find a big guy like me trying to twist myself into a pretzel..and that's where it all starts..and then I end up twisting them into a pretzel..