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04-14-2013, 11:32 PM
1 - Korean American. Comes over to my place and asks for food. All I had was some cheesy Doritos..she can't eat them fast enough! She then asks if she can use my bathroom. She takes a dump in there and leaves the bathroom door open. There's a horrid shit smell going around my apartment.
After that I just wanted her to leave, I told her I had somewhere to go. So she looks and me, closes her eyes and puckers up for a kiss. There's still bits of Dorito on the side of her mouth. I'm disgusted so I give a hug and say bye. I refused to answer he calls after that.
2 - Taiwanese American. She was a 2 face wise, but she had big tits and a great figure so I though fuck it. She came over a few times and we banged. She told me she never wore deodorant because she never felt the need to. Normally she smelled OK since she showered just before she met me. She also used to buy food for me and brought it over so I thought if I bang an ugly chick for free food that works for me.
However...this time she came to my my place straight from the gym...she got me some food and as I was eating I noticed how bad she smelled. I said to her, "I don't mean to sound like an arsehole but you smell..what's going on?" She said she never showers at the gym. I said, "do you mind if you shower?"
She showered and I thought, OK, I'll bang her after she comes out of the shower. Her BO smell was SO bad it was hovering in the air in my apartment. After she got out the shower I told her I had some stuff to do so she left.
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04-15-2013, 12:02 AM
Quote: (04-14-2013 11:47 PM)soup Wrote:
Quote: (04-14-2013 11:32 PM)Woodward Wrote:
1 - Korean American. Comes over to my place and asks for food. All I had was some cheesy Doritos..she can't eat them fast enough! She then asks if she can use my bathroom. She takes a dump in there and leaves the bathroom door open. There's a horrid shit smell going around my apartment.
After that I just wanted her to leave, I told her I had somewhere to go. So she looks and me, closes her eyes and puckers up for a kiss. There's still bits of Dorito on the side of her mouth. I'm disgusted so I give a hug and say bye. I refused to answer he calls after that.
2 - Taiwanese American. She was a 2 face wise, but she had big tits and a great figure so I though fuck it. She came over a few times and we banged. She told me she never wore deodorant because she never felt the need to. Normally she smelled OK since she showered just before she met me. She also used to buy food for me and brought it over so I thought if I bang an ugly chick for free food that works for me.
However...this time she came to my my place straight from the gym...she got me some food and as I was eating I noticed how bad she smelled. I said to her, "I don't mean to sound like an arsehole but you smell..what's going on?" She said she never showers at the gym. I said, "do you mind if you shower?"
She showered and I thought, OK, I'll bang her after she comes out of the shower. Her BO smell was SO bad it was hovering in the air in my apartment. After she got out the shower I told her I had some stuff to do so she left.
Man, I'm not really into asian girls and for a while was getting sick of them, and this is really turning me off to them.
Their behaviour's nothing to do with them being Asian. I used to have a Japanese-American FWB and she used to cook breakfast for me. She would also lay my clothes out ready for me to wear when I got out of the shower. I would have wifed her but she was way too old for marriage.
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04-15-2013, 12:06 AM
Quote: (04-14-2013 11:47 PM)soup Wrote:
Quote: (04-14-2013 11:32 PM)Woodward Wrote:
1 - Korean American. Comes over to my place and asks for food. All I had was some cheesy Doritos..she can't eat them fast enough! She then asks if she can use my bathroom. She takes a dump in there and leaves the bathroom door open. There's a horrid shit smell going around my apartment.
After that I just wanted her to leave, I told her I had somewhere to go. So she looks and me, closes her eyes and puckers up for a kiss. There's still bits of Dorito on the side of her mouth. I'm disgusted so I give a hug and say bye. I refused to answer he calls after that.
2 - Taiwanese American. She was a 2 face wise, but she had big tits and a great figure so I though fuck it. She came over a few times and we banged. She told me she never wore deodorant because she never felt the need to. Normally she smelled OK since she showered just before she met me. She also used to buy food for me and brought it over so I thought if I bang an ugly chick for free food that works for me.
However...this time she came to my my place straight from the gym...she got me some food and as I was eating I noticed how bad she smelled. I said to her, "I don't mean to sound like an arsehole but you smell..what's going on?" She said she never showers at the gym. I said, "do you mind if you shower?"
She showered and I thought, OK, I'll bang her after she comes out of the shower. Her BO smell was SO bad it was hovering in the air in my apartment. After she got out the shower I told her I had some stuff to do so she left.
Man, I'm not really into asian girls and for a while was getting sick of them, and this is really turning me off to them.
Every single girl I've ran into that has nasty BO or a smelly pussy has been white.
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04-15-2013, 01:05 AM
Same. In fact, there have been various points with Latinas and Asians, let's say after a night out drinking and eating late. Wake up the next morning and either fuck or eat her pussy and I think, "She shouldn't be smelling/tasting this good."
I won't eat ass if it's a white girl. If I'm eating pussy on a Latina/Asian, 9 times out of 10 I'll go for some butthole because I've assessed the situation and decided she's good to go. I've had anal sex with a pretty good amount of girls and the only ones that were messy, smelly experiences were white girls.
Sorry if this is overly graphic. I just drank a shitload of wine with some friends. Pretty hammered.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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04-15-2013, 01:24 AM
My last girlfriend was Vietnamese and damn that pussy stunk. One of the reasons I had to dump her. But I agree, overall it's the white women who usually have the most BO in my experience.
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04-15-2013, 02:02 AM
I had an au-pair from the Phillippines dropping by every now and then to fullfill my needs... She went by the name "shrimp-sandwich" among my friends. A few days ago she dropped by to give me a massage, and I wasn`t planning to fuck her...but I did. I cleaned up afterwards like I always do, and came back to the livingroom and the whole fucking room smelled of her pussy-odoure! It was fucking horribly nasty and I sent her home and cleaned my appartment. Never again...something like that can seriously hurt my future sex-life.
She is the first asian I`ve had that`s smelled like this. Cats would love her.
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04-15-2013, 02:20 AM
I dated a Thai girl and she smelled weird. It wasn't she had a stinky pussy or that she smelled very bad per say, it was just distinct. Pretty sure it was her diet.
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04-15-2013, 07:15 AM
i had a chick over and the next morning she took a dump then came back to bed with out taking a shower, she was fooling around and i somehow got a wiff of her unwashed butt hole, major fucking turn off and i was not not tapping her after that.....i made excuses about having to visit my parents so she would leave.
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04-15-2013, 07:32 AM
I once had a girl when I was in Sheffield who's pussy smelled dreadful. Not fishy, but just a very strong smell. I fucked her twice. The second time, at my place, when she was asleep, I told my mate to come into my room as he didn't believe me about the smell. He could smell it as soon as the door opened! Haha
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Sorry if this is overly graphic. I just drank a shitload of wine with some friends. Pretty hammered.
This made me laugh, don't know why.
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04-15-2013, 08:04 AM
Last October I banged a broad who had lingering BO. She was an artist hippy chick from Texas, I think she was Mexican-American. She also had one of the hariest bushes I could remember, which didnt discourage to hit it raw.
I had to air out my apartment for a good 12 hours.
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04-15-2013, 08:16 AM
Mulluto or White girls are the top tier of stank'y stank'y skanks
I hesitate to get with Mulatto girls now because of this - my experiences have been that bad. I ain't talking the goddesses from Brazil either with Mulatto. I am talking your garden variety Canadian mixed-breed, most foul pussies I have come across have been on them - White girls come in second.
The most clean in no order:
Asian
Latina
Black
Arab
South Asian girls are hit or miss, I've been with normal smelling girls and others that smelled no better London side street backing some curry shops. Its either pleasant or completely off the charts bad, no middle ground with those hotties I find.
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04-15-2013, 08:23 AM
Its funny--all my stank pussy experiences were from black chicks. Latina and white bitches have always smelled like roses for me.
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04-15-2013, 09:14 AM
Went over a girls house once to bang. There was a bloody pad in the toilet.
Was in another girls room once and she had a shit stained thong on the floor.
Here comes the worst and most embarrassing shit of all time though. Was fingering this pretty young thing and I felt something inside her. I couldn't reach it that well to grab it though. I really got in their with my fingers and grab onto it and pull it out. It was a fucking used condom! I slapped the condom on her face and said you gotta leave now. Haha! Fucked!!!!!
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04-15-2013, 09:18 AM
My ex gf was an 8 and she farted while fucking doggy once. Smelled terrible and turned her into a 6 for the next few weeks.
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04-15-2013, 11:06 AM
One of my girlfriends had a cat living in her dorm room. I woke up once in her bed and it shit everywhere.
Fortunately, I beta'd my way out shortly thereafter.
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04-15-2013, 11:10 AM
Why did i read this thread?
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