Let's hear some stories

Hooked up a chick from Singapore, and she was a bit chubby and looked nerdy .

I never thought a male fist could stick fit inside a pussy. I knew another chicks fist could, I thought a man's would be too big.

It ends up that my hand slipped in there up to the wrist, once inside she asked I then formed a clenched fist and punch her cervix over and over again. She came like crazy.

yet anal was off limits to her....

3 days after I fucked her, she told me she was diagnosed that morning with the clap, I tested negative.

Quote: (03-08-2013 12:06 AM)T and A Man Wrote:  

once inside she asked I then formed a clenched fist and punch her cervix over and over again.

My favourite kind of girl

Well, most recently one of my current FBs.

Fucked her in the ass, no lube in a back alley downtown. Crackheads and drunk dudes kept walking past and didn't bat an eye. After, she mentioned something about working at a spa/massage parlour and she worded it in a way that sounded like it was a rub and tug, but I was pretty drunk and didn't bother asking more Shes currently sending me nude pics and telling me how shes consoling her drunk friend who just broke up with her bf. I'm trying to wheel this into a threesome...
edit: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I don't know her friend, shes saying how she wants to fuck me instead of console her friend, I say "she can join too if she feels left out" my girl replies "I dont do super fat chicks" ABORT MISSION.

A while back I ran into this chick we went on a date I got cockblocked by her tarantula. Drove her to her place at some women's only halfway house in a motel next to a trailer park. She told me she couldn't drink because of her bipolar and schizophrenia meds yet downed like 6 beers at the bar. I bitched out and drove off while she "checked in for curfew"

Another chick from my hometown. She bussed out one day while she still had a boyfriend. Got me drunk as fuck, she was popping E-tabs like candy (must have been at least 12, must have also been shitty e-tabs). I was just sitting there. she says "want to hear my favourite song", puts on nympho by borgore and starts sucking my dick before she even kisses me, drunkenly tried to fuck her in the ass then came in her hair before she left in the morning. Fucked her when I went back to where she lived. She did a bunch of coke, I was supposed to threesome with her chunky friend, but she passed out so I just fucked the first girl. Stopped seeing her once she started getting super fat (freak of nature, she started doing coke and meth then puts on 50lbs )

banged this kind of chubby chick in the back alley of the dirtiest bar on earth. came all over her pussy and it was dripping down her leg. Her friend noticed and told her to go clean up LOL.

I brought my first SNL from the bar where I fucked the chick above. I was super drunk and could only get hard when she blew me, she was amazing at it, but kept saying how she had "lots of practice" I fucked her on my 17th floor balcony overlooking the city/mountains, best ever.

Quote: (03-08-2013 12:20 AM)_GQ_ Wrote:  

Quote: (03-08-2013 12:06 AM)T and A Man Wrote:  

once inside she asked I then formed a clenched fist and punch her cervix over and over again.

If that blew your mind look at this:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?vi...44224214bc

I had a bitch suck my toes. I thought that was normally a male fetish, but she was into it. It felt weird and definitely not sexually satisfying in any way.

Even if my life depended on it I don't think I could come up with a reason - let alone a good one - why I would allow myself to get into this. Sometimes it's just best to keep a lid on things.

idk what to consider freaky. they will do anything as long as you are into it, no one gets hurt and you are leading and no judgmental about anything. all like to be tied up and slapped around. 4 out of last 7 girls rimmed me without even asking them verbally. Just sat on their face. something for every 3 guys 2 girls pay for porn. just dominate

Quote: (03-08-2013 12:29 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

My favourite kind of girl

Well, most recently one of my current FBs.

Fucked her in the ass, no lube in a back alley downtown. Crackheads and drunk dudes kept walking past and didn't bat an eye. After, she mentioned something about working at a spa/massage parlour and she worded it in a way that sounded like it was a rub and tug, but I was pretty drunk and didn't bother asking more Shes currently sending me nude pics and telling me how shes consoling her drunk friend who just broke up with her bf. I'm trying to wheel this into a threesome...
edit: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I don't know her friend, shes saying how she wants to fuck me instead of console her friend, I say "she can join too if she feels left out" my girl replies "I dont do super fat chicks" ABORT MISSION.

A while back I ran into this chick we went on a date I got cockblocked by her tarantula. Drove her to her place at some women's only halfway house in a motel next to a trailer park. She told me she couldn't drink because of her bipolar and schizophrenia meds yet downed like 6 beers at the bar. I bitched out and drove off while she "checked in for curfew"

Another chick from my hometown. She bussed out one day while she still had a boyfriend. Got me drunk as fuck, she was popping E-tabs like candy (must have been at least 12, must have also been shitty e-tabs). I was just sitting there. she says "want to hear my favourite song", puts on nympho by borgore and starts sucking my dick before she even kisses me, drunkenly tried to fuck her in the ass then came in her hair before she left in the morning. Fucked her when I went back to where she lived. She did a bunch of coke, I was supposed to threesome with her chunky friend, but she passed out so I just fucked the first girl. Stopped seeing her once she started getting super fat (freak of nature, she started doing coke and meth then puts on 50lbs )

banged this kind of chubby chick in the back alley of the dirtiest bar on earth. came all over her pussy and it was dripping down her leg. Her friend noticed and told her to go clean up LOL.

I brought my first SNL from the bar where I fucked the chick above. I was super drunk and could only get hard when she blew me, she was amazing at it, but kept saying how she had "lots of practice" I fucked her on my 17th floor balcony overlooking the city/mountains, best ever.

Man, I need to visit Vancouver.

Quote: (03-08-2013 06:09 AM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  

I had a bitch suck my toes. I thought that was normally a male fetish, but she was into it. It felt weird and definitely not sexually satisfying in any way.

One chick insisted on sucking off my big toe. It made me laugh. And I'm not ticklish.

Another chick was riding me and blurted out, "Pretend you're dead!" (creepy necro)

On the lighter side, in the middle of pumping one chick she started belting out Billie Holiday songs.

Well, I figure my shit is mild compared to you guys, but I'll give me two top freakiest:

This 22 year old I met when my old roommate had a party and invited in a bunch of underage kids (under 21) and gave them all liquor. My roommate and I's mutual friends had gone to eat dinner and he'd started talking to these girls/guys off the sidewalk and invited them all in our house, started handing out shots. I come home from work to find him on the patio with underage kids all around drinking, blatantly doing it on the OTHER side of our patio (sidewalk, drinking in public basically), my front door wide open, some kid wearing one of my fucking hats.

The patio table has many many shotglasses on it and at least 2 bottles of my premium liquor, my roommate drunk as fuck thinking he was some pimp hosting bottle service for all these underage girls and their guy friends. These kids are fucking calling their friends telling them where the party is and they're just walking down the sidewalk up to and into my house. I walk into my own house and these fucking kids are asking me who "I" know.

I am a patient man. I try to stay calm wherever possible because it rarely benefits me when I lose my shit. I called our mutual friends who said they had no fucking clue that this was going on. I tried to talk to my roommate but he thought I was being a buzzkill and was all "nah it's cool man...look at all these chicks!" with those drunkenly-glazed over eyes. Smiling a goofy ass grin like any of this was okay. I told him to shut down the party, and he kept acting like all of it was okay and I was overreacting.

I walked outside to wait for my friends to have them witness what this fuckup was doing and so I could calm down and not sock someone. This 22 year old outside saw how pissed I was and tried to calm me down. She was super cool and defused me quite a bit, being patient and talking me down to the point that I wasn't going to just walk over and drop my faggot roommate to the ground. I kept telling her to leave me alone, but she was persistent and had almost the perfect attitude to slowly bring me down from that place I was in.

Our mutual friends showed up, they went and told my roommate "wtf are you doing" and helped me kick all the people out, getting my hat back before I socked the skinny fuck who was wearing it and claimed that it was his. Then they took my roommate away from the house, I ended up talking and chilling with the 22 year old (who I thought must be underage) and talking about music and having a couple beers with her. Turned out she was legitimately 22. At some point after I'd calmed down her defiant/sarcastic side came out. Eventually I realized I wanted to fuck the shit out of this girl and that I was pretty sure she would enjoy it, so I started making out with her and she kept testing me over and over and I kept just cavemanning her. I took her to my bedroom and fucked her every which way from Sunday, FORCED her to suck my dick, then after at least an hour of fucking her I forced her face down on the bed and came a peter north-style 6 roper all over her face. She acted like she didn't like it, but she licked up EVERY drop.

This became a booty call situation where she would test me at every turn and I just had to caveman her. I wasn't really that comfortable going seriously hardcore with her but definitely had a lot of fun. I think I could've gone ass to mouth with her no problem and had fun completely degrading her, shoving her down and hate-fucking her because I knew she loved it.

Had another girl who was SUPER nice/happy/friendly who liked to be face-fucked. I thought only girls in porn movies liked this up until I started fucking this girl. She literally liked me to grab the back of her head and pound her mouth hard until she was choking. Freaky freaky.

Oh, and another girl I dated got turned on by me pushing my stomach out so it looked like I had a gut. She wanted me to eat more so I could grow a gut. She was a REALLY pretty, skinny, bubbly girl. She would tap my stomach with her little hands like a drum and squeal like a little girl, happy as a pig in mud. She loved to ride me, guess she liked looking at my stomach? This is also a girl that thought it was HILARIOUS when I'd fart on her. Seriously, she thought farts were funnier than I do (okay maybe not). She never farted or burped or ANYTHING in my presence though.

Years ago, I was on the el in Chicago in the morning going to work, and there was this buck toothed babe with an unbelievable bod -- huge tits, tiny tiny waist. We made eye contact, smiled...and when she got off a stop earlier than me, I followed her. An 8 body and a 4-5 face.

Went up to her...Day game before day game was invented...and said, "I just had to meet you." She giggled, and I said, "Let's have lunch." So we did that day, at the old Marshall Field's restaurant, and she said at one point, "You like them, eh?"

That night, she came to my apartment, we had some wine, wound up in the sack, at one point she drooled all over my cock, wrapped her tits around it, and told me to come. But instead of watching me come, or trying to swallow it, positioned herself so she could get a facial. She was giving herself a facial. After it was over she rubbed the cum all over her face, saying, "good for the skin."

After that she was a great booty call. She'd orgasm in two seconds -- rub her clit, she'd come. Fully clothed, with my leg rubbing her crotch, she'd come.

She was the first woman I had who did the reverse cowgirl squat, like you see in porn flicks, rubbing her clit as she was doing it. She'd say "fuck!" on every pile driving thrust.

She was a complete freak. Later she married a dentist. Maybe to get her teeth fixed.

At this point nothing surprises me. I'd say the dirtiest girls I've been with are all on the same level. I've had several girls ask me if they could lick my asshole, I've had several girls request that I jizz on their face, I've had several girls ask me to rape them, sometimes anally. Had girls request weird masks and outfits (doberman leather mask, animal outfits).

These are girls you'd see on the street and would have no idea. Not a fucking clue.

I never met a girl who was hot and able to have orgasms that DIDN'T have some odd thing she wanted. Hot girls masturbate and they develop weird fantasies during it I believe.

November 2010 I had met this girl through a friend. We finally all go out one night. I got pretty faded and was on the motorcycle. We all get back to the crib and I needed condoms. 95% of the time I rock my helmet. The cornerstore was about half a mile down so this time I didnt take it. Ended up seeing something in the road and faceplanted on the median. It was dirt thank God. Some guys help me pick my bike up. I rode to the store and got the condoms.

My face is fucked, wrist is broken, but I wanted the lay. My lip was busted and bloody but the lizard kept sucking on my lip. Shit hurt but felt a little good at the same time. She was on some Twilight vampire type shit.

Next day I couldnt get up. Missed two days of class then found out my wrist was broken.

Quote: (03-08-2013 12:06 AM)T and A Man Wrote:  

Hooked up a chick from Singapore, and she was a bit chubby and looked nerdy .

I never thought a male fist could stick fit inside a pussy. I knew another chicks fist could, I thought a man's would be too big.

It ends up that my hand slipped in there up to the wrist, once inside she asked I then formed a clenched fist and punch her cervix over and over again. She came like crazy.

yet anal was off limits to her....

3 days after I fucked her, she told me she was diagnosed that morning with the clap, I tested negative.

You can make a girl come like crazy with one finger if you know how to make them squirt.

Going to get my notebook of all the girls i have fucked...1.2.3 back.

Ok

One of my homies back in 2004 brings this girl to my house (they were kinda dating). She was a smart girl and we were talking about all different subjects. Next minute, i asked her if she knows how to whine, she is like ''my parents are jamaican so hell yeah, i know how to whine'' i play this bashment song, turned the lights off and she started whining on me..she got me so HORNY that i was trying to fuck her right there..my home boy walks out of the room and she asked me if he is upset..i told her i dont think so..she is like '' i want to fuck both of you at the same time but not tonight, because there are too many guys in the house'' to make this short..i didnt fuck her that night..but i fucked her few weeks after and fucked her for many years to come..she was a super hoe..fucked every light skin dude that i rolled with (she loved light skin dudes)..the homie i used to roll with was totally in love with her...some people are just mad stupid. Ths bitch was always up for sex. She told me she got gangbanged by few different dudes different times. I videotaped her many times. I gave the number to my other homie and told him to pretend that he met her years ago and to ask her for a drink. He called her and boom..he fucked her, took her some naked pictures. Bitch was that easy. Last time i heard of her, she was going to get married to this dude from the US that she met online. If you talk to this girl, you would never think she was that type of girl.

This somalian chick that i fucked outside my house 3 yrs ago. I was walking my home boy to the train station, saw this girl super dressed..i approached her, invited her to come to a party next to my house (there was no party), she asked me if my home boy is going to come..im like..nah im dropping him off at the train station..dropped my home boy..called her..we meet up..take her to my house..she asks me to buy some alcohol..i buy that shit, but i tell her that i dont feel like drinking..she is like..if you dont drink, i wont drink too and that means i cant do anything..i try to fuck her while we sober, but she aint having it..im like ok..you can go then..she walks outside my house..i push her against the tree..i tell her to shut up and that she is a fucking whore (i could smell she was a freak, she got so horny when i said that)..pulled out my dick and fucked her right outside..i have a feeling my neighbours saw me fucking her..i busted too quick though..never saw the bitch again lol.


I have got so many stories but i wouldnt finish them today.

Pitt - nice stories man. Freaks really get turned on when you go caveman on them.

I banged this 18 yr old mormon girl in undergrad. She wasn't anything special, a low 6, but goodness I felt like nothing was off bounds. Facefuck this girl for 15 minutes until she got lockjack, cum down her throat, etc etc. She also told me banged some 55 year old guy off online dating.

HS- my mexican ghetto friends from school in LA would smash up these hoodrats. These girls start young at 14-15. Starting banging 30 yr old dudes at ages 16.

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This somalian chick that i fucked outside my house 3 yrs ago. I was walking my home boy to the train station, saw this girl super dressed..i approached her, invited her to come to a party next to my house (there was no party), she asked me if my home boy is going to come..im like..nah im dropping him off at the train station..dropped my home boy..called her..we meet up..take her to my house..she asks me to buy some alcohol..i buy that shit, but i tell her that i dont feel like drinking..she is like..if you dont drink, i wont drink too and that means i cant do anything..i try to fuck her while we sober, but she aint having it..im like ok..you can go then..she walks outside my house..i push her against the tree..i tell her to shut up and that she is a fucking whore (i could smell she was a freak, she got so horny when i said that)..pulled out my dick and fucked her right outside..i have a feeling my neighbours saw me fucking her..i busted too quick though..never saw the bitch again lol.

Pitt,you were lucky. IME,Somalis are either hit or miss. All the PTSD,paranoid schizophrenia,family abuse from staying with disinterested extended family members and centuries of continuous cousin marriage often fucks them up for good.
Then again there's that charming social inadequacy that frequently comes with Somali pussy. Some years back I was fucking this hottie. After a hot sweaty afternoon first thing is shower,right?
Hell, no! "Nigga,how many people have used this bathroom? Do you know them?"
Mind you this was a decent hotel and you could still smell the bleach they'd used. My freakiest,hmmm.....way back in the day I smashed this quiet chick, a 7. She was def shy in public and would only answer 1 or 2 words as I tried to spit game-I pushed and surprisingly easily got the pussy.
She was what the anthropologists call a type 2 fgm victim;the whole clit was missing and there was a visible scar where it used to live.
I noticed she was less reactive to fingering and kissing-everything changed when I entered. It was like the morphing of a werewolf-she screamed,ululated, wept and cursed. She came in waves with the power of a train;she actually threw me off several times as I wondered if either she'd crack the roof tiles or the neighbours would call the cops. It was only later I realised that she had squirted many times on my thighs
After 30 minutes or so she went quiet ,eyes rolled back in her sockets mumbling incoherently drooling and weeping in a pool of fluids. I finally released what felt like the world's biggest nut and hopped off.
The bitch limped after me on the way to the bathroom to beg:"please fuck me some more."
Rooshmen,please unlearn all those clit massage/guaranteed orgasm bullshit-insert dick and move briskly in and out for at least 20 minutes. Over the years I've found such women are often more orgasmic than uncut women;they have no issues or baggage.
I lost track of her and she turned into a major hoe and her fam married her off to some dude in the sticks.

When I was a teenager I was with this girl and we were fucking in my moms car in the front seat... at one point she de-mounted me and took it upon herself to straddle the gearbox (yes I was driving manual) and start fucking the stick-shift. Now some guys may have been insulted by this course of action, but it was quite the sight to see imo. After a few pumps she returned to me and my mom never knew the difference.

gandt: 1
stick shift: 0

Quote: (03-12-2013 10:06 AM)gandt Wrote:  

When I was a teenager I was with this girl and we were fucking in my moms car in the front seat... at one point she de-mounted me and took it upon herself to straddle the gearbox (yes I was driving manual) and start fucking the stick-shift. Now some guys may have been insulted by this course of action, but it was quite the sight to see imo. After a few pumps she returned to me and my mom never knew the difference.

gandt: 1
stick shift: 0

I don't know dude, more like:
gandt: 1
stick shift: 1
gandt's mom: -1

"She was what the anthropologists call a type 2 fgm victim;the whole clit was missing and there was a visible scar where it used to live."

Wow, now THAT's the kind of shit this thread is aimed towards. Fuckin' a.

Getting your asshole licked is over rated.

Quote: (03-12-2013 08:58 AM)bkamurray Wrote:  

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This somalian chick that i fucked outside my house 3 yrs ago. I was walking my home boy to the train station, saw this girl super dressed..i approached her, invited her to come to a party next to my house (there was no party), she asked me if my home boy is going to come..im like..nah im dropping him off at the train station..dropped my home boy..called her..we meet up..take her to my house..she asks me to buy some alcohol..i buy that shit, but i tell her that i dont feel like drinking..she is like..if you dont drink, i wont drink too and that means i cant do anything..i try to fuck her while we sober, but she aint having it..im like ok..you can go then..she walks outside my house..i push her against the tree..i tell her to shut up and that she is a fucking whore (i could smell she was a freak, she got so horny when i said that)..pulled out my dick and fucked her right outside..i have a feeling my neighbours saw me fucking her..i busted too quick though..never saw the bitch again lol.

Pitt,you were lucky. IME,Somalis are either hit or miss. All the PTSD,paranoid schizophrenia,family abuse from staying with disinterested extended family members and centuries of continuous cousin marriage often fucks them up for good.
Then again there's that charming social inadequacy that frequently comes with Somali pussy. Some years back I was fucking this hottie. After a hot sweaty afternoon first thing is shower,right?
Hell, no! "Nigga,how many people have used this bathroom? Do you know them?"
Mind you this was a decent hotel and you could still smell the bleach they'd used. My freakiest,hmmm.....way back in the day I smashed this quiet chick, a 7. She was def shy in public and would only answer 1 or 2 words as I tried to spit game-I pushed and surprisingly easily got the pussy.
She was what the anthropologists call a type 2 fgm victim;the whole clit was missing and there was a visible scar where it used to live.
I noticed she was less reactive to fingering and kissing-everything changed when I entered. It was like the morphing of a werewolf-she screamed,ululated, wept and cursed. She came in waves with the power of a train;she actually threw me off several times as I wondered if either she'd crack the roof tiles or the neighbours would call the cops. It was only later I realised that she had squirted many times on my thighs
After 30 minutes or so she went quiet ,eyes rolled back in her sockets mumbling incoherently drooling and weeping in a pool of fluids. I finally released what felt like the world's biggest nut and hopped off.
The bitch limped after me on the way to the bathroom to beg:"please fuck me some more."
Rooshmen,please unlearn all those clit massage/guaranteed orgasm bullshit-insert dick and move briskly in and out for at least 20 minutes. Over the years I've found such women are often more orgasmic than uncut women;they have no issues or baggage.
I lost track of her and she turned into a major hoe and her fam married her off to some dude in the sticks.

Damn that is some freaky shit.


Someday...

This isn't even the nastiest girl I've been with but.
Went to a black light house party a while back. Small cover. Open bar.
A classy girl walked up and pretty much grabbed my dick..fair game..we start making out and I take her to the biggest bathroom in the house.bent her over and banged the shit out of her. Lifted her shit and busted on her back. Let her slobber all over and clean me up.

Came back out and kept drinking.
She took her shirt off wearing a pink bra.. And started making out with another girl. That was damn near naked and tweaking too.

A friend of mine showed up later..banged the same girl..in the same bathroom. We ended up later double teaming that chick and one of her friends at their place.
It was messy.

But I forgot to mention..a amateur music video was being shot at the party.
Turned out...they weren't bullshitting.

Weeks later the video hit the Internet. Damn near all the girls in the video got fucked by their respective schools both literally and figuratively.
The authorities got involved..and currently the video has been removed from the tubes...but nothing online stays offline..it'll come back soon

Long story short, me and a friend banged the same girl within the same night. Busted all over her and she was later in a music video dancing making out with another girl..Still glazed with the cum of two guys.