Hey guys. Just a fair warning: the following contains an almost pathetic amount of angsty rage.
I am twenty years old, and no woman has ever touched the skin of penis. The past two decades have been painful. I have had literal scores of female friends and gay male friends tell me that I am “cute,” a “stud,” and very attractive, and in the big ten college town that I live in I am often hit on by gay men in public. Still, I am an utter virgin.
/end-boo-hoo-sob-story
I have lived my life so far sucking up to the female race, but, after reading Roosh, Roissy, and others, and after observing the alpha males in my life, those days are over. It, and it is the start of my New Life.
Instead of creating a resolution, I’ve decided to create rules.
Rule 1: Women are disgusting, narcissistic, selfish creatures. Indeed, they are the enemy and our competition, reproductively speaking. This is why I will never masturbate. Never give the opposite sex that kind of power over your mind or body. My dick’s sole purpose is to piss on this planet and, if not impregnating women, to at least receive pleasure from women who want to pleasure it.
Biologically speaking, there are also good reasons to do this:
•I have read that every ejaculation resets your body’s testosterone levels to the baseline. Also, when you ejaculate, your body releases feel-good chemicals to your brain to reward you for your “good” behavior. Since masturbating and resetting your testosterone levels to baseline is clearly not good behavior, I will never again do this.
Rule 2: People like Mystery are right when they say that women will naturally ferret out your insecurities during a conversation; they will purposely let the conversation get boring or unattractive, and they will blame you for it. After the many conversations with women filled with discussions regarding my insecurities and awkward silences, I am finished with these conversations. This problem stems from the fact that I always try to think of what the other person wants me to talk about.
Fuck. That. I will talk about what I want with whom I want, and with no awkward silences because I simply don’t like them. And if the person doesn’t wish to continue the conversation, then I simply can’t be bothered with them. There are billions of other people in the world with whom I can converse.
Rule 3: I will not befriend women. For me there will be no more friend zone; there is only a sex zone, and a no-friend zone. Women are simply not intelligent or talented as men in some ways, and I’m done lying to myself that I’m attracted to them for reasons other than their pretty face, tits, and vagina. Their personalities are often nothing short of repulsive. Therefore, why I ever strove to befriend them is far beyond me.
So that's my plan for the new year. Basically follow those rules and start as many conversations with as many strange women as possible over the course of my day-to-day life. Whaddaya think?
PS. And once the new semester starts, I am done reading shtuff on the net. A part of me doubts that guys who get laid tons mostly avoid writing pointless rage rants on random net forums.![[Image: blush.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/blush.gif)
I am twenty years old, and no woman has ever touched the skin of penis. The past two decades have been painful. I have had literal scores of female friends and gay male friends tell me that I am “cute,” a “stud,” and very attractive, and in the big ten college town that I live in I am often hit on by gay men in public. Still, I am an utter virgin.
/end-boo-hoo-sob-story
I have lived my life so far sucking up to the female race, but, after reading Roosh, Roissy, and others, and after observing the alpha males in my life, those days are over. It, and it is the start of my New Life.
Instead of creating a resolution, I’ve decided to create rules.
Rule 1: Women are disgusting, narcissistic, selfish creatures. Indeed, they are the enemy and our competition, reproductively speaking. This is why I will never masturbate. Never give the opposite sex that kind of power over your mind or body. My dick’s sole purpose is to piss on this planet and, if not impregnating women, to at least receive pleasure from women who want to pleasure it.
Biologically speaking, there are also good reasons to do this:
•I have read that every ejaculation resets your body’s testosterone levels to the baseline. Also, when you ejaculate, your body releases feel-good chemicals to your brain to reward you for your “good” behavior. Since masturbating and resetting your testosterone levels to baseline is clearly not good behavior, I will never again do this.
Rule 2: People like Mystery are right when they say that women will naturally ferret out your insecurities during a conversation; they will purposely let the conversation get boring or unattractive, and they will blame you for it. After the many conversations with women filled with discussions regarding my insecurities and awkward silences, I am finished with these conversations. This problem stems from the fact that I always try to think of what the other person wants me to talk about.
Fuck. That. I will talk about what I want with whom I want, and with no awkward silences because I simply don’t like them. And if the person doesn’t wish to continue the conversation, then I simply can’t be bothered with them. There are billions of other people in the world with whom I can converse.
Rule 3: I will not befriend women. For me there will be no more friend zone; there is only a sex zone, and a no-friend zone. Women are simply not intelligent or talented as men in some ways, and I’m done lying to myself that I’m attracted to them for reasons other than their pretty face, tits, and vagina. Their personalities are often nothing short of repulsive. Therefore, why I ever strove to befriend them is far beyond me.
So that's my plan for the new year. Basically follow those rules and start as many conversations with as many strange women as possible over the course of my day-to-day life. Whaddaya think?
PS. And once the new semester starts, I am done reading shtuff on the net. A part of me doubts that guys who get laid tons mostly avoid writing pointless rage rants on random net forums.
