Ahhh that glorious time of year is approaching again! I don't know if there's a better time to be a single man than christmas and new years eve...? A lot of people sit at home and pout because they don't have a "special someone" to share the holidays with, but I dont waste time with that bullshit and I'm pretty confident no one in this forum is pussy enough to do so either.
So back to the original thought that this is probably one of the most awesome times to be a single man. Especially here in SF, the holiday season brings out the best looking girls and softens their morals enough to participate in one night stands and other crazy shit that is not otherwise on the menu (secret holiday pussy menu). Tapping into their insecurity that EVERYONE ELSE has someone special to be with over the holidays, and THEY DONT, works like dynamite.
I will continue to exploit this opportunity throughout the holiday season and may even let it spill into the post-holiday season....
Me- "I'm sorry nobody wants to spend the holidays with you..."
Her- "It's January 15th, all the festivities are over....?"
Me- "Maybe that's because you have a bad attitude and always make excuses."
Rest assured, gentlemen, I will stop at no cost.
So back to the original thought that this is probably one of the most awesome times to be a single man. Especially here in SF, the holiday season brings out the best looking girls and softens their morals enough to participate in one night stands and other crazy shit that is not otherwise on the menu (secret holiday pussy menu). Tapping into their insecurity that EVERYONE ELSE has someone special to be with over the holidays, and THEY DONT, works like dynamite.
I will continue to exploit this opportunity throughout the holiday season and may even let it spill into the post-holiday season....
Me- "I'm sorry nobody wants to spend the holidays with you..."
Her- "It's January 15th, all the festivities are over....?"
Me- "Maybe that's because you have a bad attitude and always make excuses."
Rest assured, gentlemen, I will stop at no cost.