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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 02:39 PM
Real solid openers:
"You is a stallion baby, that's what you is"
"Can I ride the pony?"
Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 02:53 PM
It's the ghetto, bro, what do you expect.
I remember when I used to teach in the hood a few years ago, I remember this one funny Puerto Rican kid telling a girl who was walking by "Mmm, you look fine, baby, I'd suck a fart out of that ass."
At that time, I thought he made that line up. It sounded so weird and absurd. Nope, I started hearing other students say it too.
But I shouldn't judge, when I see a hot girl with a nice round ass, I feel like sticking my face in it too.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 04:13 PM
Gross imo. While that looks like dumbass game, those guys have balls and persistence, which will net them a lot more pussy than being really clever and "knowing" game.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 04:22 PM
Chicks are really going overboard with these ass injections.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 04:35 PM
The thirsty simp sounds like a good name for a p4p bar.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 06:58 PM
Quote: (11-01-2012 04:35 PM)j r Wrote:
The thirsty simp sounds like a good name for a p4p bar.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 08:13 PM
Hey we can't call them simps. Being a simp would be if they didn't say shit at all.
Nope.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
11-01-2012, 10:02 PM
I was annoyed watching that video - I did not once see that girls "donkey" ass.
Lame.
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Thirsty Simp of the Day
04-10-2013, 03:51 AM
Ghetto gonna ghetto. That chick was fat. That guy was lame. A lot of feminists would say that he's a rapist. He's clearly too much of a pussy to even be able to rape a girl.