+1
milf, loose, i couldn't feel anything, the handjob felt better.
However, that's #2 this week after a long cold streak and I've never got two new bangs in a week. Getting ready to move to a new town for two weeks and have the confidence I can pull a couple bangs out of it.

Quote: (09-18-2012 06:08 AM)tjuan Wrote:  

milf, loose, i couldn't feel anything, the handjob felt better.

This well captures one of those less great things about sex with some women, especially older women. In some cases the bj or hj is preferable. When you're fucking them it's like fucking a glass of water. In some cases jerking off with lube feels better than fucking their worn out pussy with a condom.

Women may never quite get or approve why men continue to seek out younger women.

Wetter, tighter, fresher.

They may not make good LTR material, but that's what mistresses and girlfriends on the side are for.

Banged a hippie girl I have been talking for 5 days. I was expecting her to be very hairy but quite the opposite turned out. this is my 8. unique notch. She is currently sleeping, and I will have a go at her again when she wakes up


She is on the left

Quote: (09-17-2012 03:11 AM)soup Wrote:  

#19 new for 2012

Don't erase those flaky numbers, fellas

Tall, chunky blond from OKC finally came around and let me fuck her in the ass after an hour in to the meet-up and weeks/months of not responding to my mass texts.

First date anal !

More guys need to stop deleting numbers so fast and use the mass text method- it doesn't work every time but it does turn up pussy often enough to make it worthwhile

Quote: (09-17-2012 03:11 AM)soup Wrote:  

#19 new for 2012

Don't erase those flaky numbers, fellas

Tall, chunky blond from OKC finally came around and let me fuck her in the ass after an hour in to the meet-up and weeks/months of not responding to my mass texts.

what kind of mass texts do u send out?

#20 new for 2012

This is a special one for me because it was my goal for 2011. Reached this year in September instead of by or before NYE.

She was a free-love transplant from SF to NYC, about a 5. Met for a drink at like 6:15 and bang happened within an hour or so.

I didn't want to cum twice because I'm going to try to meet up with a hotter girl later. Hopefully I'll be back here later tonight.


@hiflo, I just send out very bland, non-clever things to test the waters like "hey," "sup," "what you doing today" and then build from there.

I don't normally post here, but when I do, it will be for uniqueness.



I banged my first Jewess. Standard swing dancing pull to nearby bar, then back to my place to watch Breaking Bad. Took ALL night, she would let my dick go up against her vag but pull away right before I pushed it in.

Was shocked when I learned she was Jewish, that must have been the first time I've had such good compatibility with a Jewish girl.

Quote: (09-18-2012 07:40 AM)dirtman Wrote:  

Quote: (09-18-2012 06:08 AM)tjuan Wrote:  

milf, loose, i couldn't feel anything, the handjob felt better.

In some cases jerking off with lube feels better than fucking their worn out pussy with a condom.

Careful, buddies, this says more about your own anatomy than about the woman's.

+1. Notable because it was some of the freakiest first time bangs with a particular girl I've ever had. Hours long session.

Very dark Asian girl, small with C titties, long black hair to her waist, and a freak. At one point, she allowed me to ram my finger down her throat...which is always awesome. But in this case, it was VERY awesome because said finger had been up her ass just prior.

I did, however, feel somewhat cheated. I was excited at the prospect of getting a CAMBODIAN flag off of this one, but then distraught to find I would be losing that flag on a technicality: although Cambodian, she was actually born in Vietnam and then returned to Cambodia at like 1 month old....I already have my S. Vietnam flag, so this was a bit of a disappointment. I guess the ass-to-mouth fingering somewhat alleviated the let-down though.

Quote: (09-22-2012 03:19 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

I banged my first Jewess. Standard swing dancing pull to nearby bar, then back to my place to watch Breaking Bad. Took ALL night, she would let my dick go up against her vag but pull away right before I pushed it in.

Was shocked when I learned she was Jewish, that must have been the first time I've had such good compatibility with a Jewish girl.

Jewish women are among the horniest on this planet. Unfortunately they usually stick to their (well endowed) J men.

Did a tall african girl of mixed origins with the biggest nockers I ve ever seen (DD? E?). A bit chubby but not fat. would bang again. met her on the train a few hours earlier and she accepted to come to my place.

I banged a 28 year old chilean chick last night, after I banged her I had to usher her out pretty quickly because I had a previous American flake that was in the area, drunk, and texted me she was coming over. +2 in 4 hours. I may have even been able to pull a third who was telling me to come meet her at a bar around the corner from me, but no motivation. On another note, as I was banging the second American girl, images of a previous LTR started to percolate in my head. Really fucked me up, anyone with experience with this, or how to deal with this?

I received this email via my blog:

************
Want sex/need STD test

I've been reading your blog for the past hour or so. I saw your OkCupid profile on my handle (REDACTED), in which I'm a 29 year old bisexual woman who lives in Los Angeles. I am actually a 22 year old straight woman who lives in Long Beach. But I work in (REDACTED neighborhood). I'm also 5'4, not 5'10. We should have sex.

You haven't seen my views on OkCupid because I turned on anonymous browsing. I use that profile to look at exes and people like (REDACTED), who I had awesome sex with for two months until he broke things off because he found out that I was fucking (REDACTED minor celebrity).

(Phone number)

Oh, it'll have to be protected sex unless you want to wait until my October 2 STD test.

*********

Attached were pics of a very cute young woman. Face and full body and one that said "this is what I look like sucking your dick," with just the top of her face and her feet crossed all cute. Care was taken to show that they were not myspace angle.

Now, this kind of shit never happens. Part of you thinks it's a gay guy trolling for cock pics. But, if I walk by a $20 bill on the street I don't not pick it up because I think there's a bomb under it. So I texted her. I stupidly invited her to a party. To her credit, she said she wasn't available that night. Her way of saying "just tell me to come to your house, idiot." I told her to come to my house.

She is a very cute 22 year old woman who just likes to get fucked. I did not want to wait for her October 2d STD test, nor did I want to have protected sex. She didn't want to do either of these things either of course. Rawdog for life, even if that life is cut short by Hep C.

She, all five foot four and a hundred pounds and twenty two years old and Asian heritage of her, is a size queen. I have an unimpressive penis. She was not satisfied. So it goes.

I took off for work. Let her stay at my place. None of my shit is worth stealing. That morning I got a text with an amused catalogue of all the weird stuff in my jerk drawer, including a lump of mush in a pint glass I had tried to fuck while out of my mind on cocaine. I told her I would name it after her. She also stole my FB's bra.

It's four in the afternoon and only now is the smell of the garlic I chopped last night fading enough to catch a whiff of her cuntmusk on my hands. It inspired me to text her again. She's coming over again. Two nights in a row. Why not, you know? You see 20 bucks in the street, you have to be made of stone to just walk by.

#21 new for 2012.

banged a dj/go-go dancer from my party

Quote: (09-25-2012 02:19 PM)soup Wrote:  

#21 new for 2012.

banged a dj/go-go dancer from my party

Jealous, I've been trying to bang a go-go dancer for ages. Those bodies...

Yes, she's using me to get up on a social ladder.

About to bang my ex, she in the toilet. Chillout playlist on. Really stoned.

Yeah i dont last long, but it felt good.

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delicioustacos
RE: The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread)

I received this email via my blog:

Dayum-blog groupie sex!

I've got to get my nightlife blog launched-I've always wanted groupies

+1 Austrian girl I pulled from Oktoberfest. Took me 8 hours from hi to bang and had to watch her sap an old dude for drinks for many hours. Finally went to another tent, pinned her against the wall and said let's get out of here. Asked if I had a condom and after a journey tryin to find our way out of the damn tents finally made it back. The best part was she texted her friend to let her know she was leaving to fuck me. It was in Austrian, but I did see the word "fucken" in there haha.

+1 with a girl from honduras. she has perky fake C's, weighed in at 96 pounds, and I took her down by K.O. in the 2nd round (date2)!

+1 got my British flag. Chick from Wednesday. Sucks because I had to waste 4 hours in transit/in line/in the club and 10 minutes in she says "I want to fuck you so bad let's go" way too hungover to get that morning bang though, was barely sober enough to bang last night. Noass but really nice tits. Her twin sister is visiting soon. Any suggestions on how to threesome this shit?

About 20 minutes ago this married babe I met off of Craigslist left. I am really not sure why I let her come to my house...it was just the second time we had been together. I'd give her a 5 or a 6. Pleasant, a bit of a butterball -- I confess sometimes I do this because well, I am 60, and I like to fuck, and I suppose I could be more discriminate.

So, as we are wrestling on the couch, she tells me, "I give the best blowjobs ever." So she unbuckles me and goes down...and...

...it was the most amazing sensation I have ever had. I pride myself on my control, but really, I felt as though I was going to cum in two seconds. Most blow jobs are very nice, of course, and are intense to varying degress, but this one? It's so hard to describe -- there was not alternation in sensation, it was like one warm wet electrical experience. She just wrapped her mouth around it and it was just there. After about 15 seconds I had to pull out...and told her I was going to cum if she kept it up. She laughed.

So we spent about 45 minutes fucking and then she blew me. It took what seemed like 10 seconds. It was remarkable.

Quote: (09-27-2012 04:34 PM)tenderman100 Wrote:  

About 20 minutes ago this married babe I met off of Craigslist left. I am really not sure why I let her come to my house...it was just the second time we had been together. I'd give her a 5 or a 6. Pleasant, a bit of a butterball -- I confess sometimes I do this because well, I am 60, and I like to fuck, and I suppose I could be more discriminate.

So, as we are wrestling on the couch, she tells me, "I give the best blowjobs ever." So she unbuckles me and goes down...and...

...it was the most amazing sensation I have ever had. I pride myself on my control, but really, I felt as though I was going to cum in two seconds. Most blow jobs are very nice, of course, and are intense to varying degress, but this one? It's so hard to describe -- there was not alternation in sensation, it was like one warm wet electrical experience. She just wrapped her mouth around it and it was just there. After about 15 seconds I had to pull out...and told her I was going to cum if she kept it up. She laughed.

So we spent about 45 minutes fucking and then she blew me. It took what seemed like 10 seconds. It was remarkable.

There really is a difference in BJ qualities, just as there is with girls sex skills.

Quote: (09-25-2012 08:09 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

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delicioustacos
RE: The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread)

I received this email via my blog:

Dayum-blog groupie sex!

I've got to get my nightlife blog launched-I've always wanted groupies

Do it, dude. Writing (or as we call it now, "blogging") is a rewarding hobby for its own sake. But also: blog groupies are real. There hasn't been a great deal of quantity in my experience, but the quality has been mind blowing. Some of the best pussy of my life.

Beautiful young girls want to be photographed. They want to be talked about on facebook. They want to have songs written about them. But more than any of that motherfucking shit, they want to be written about like Charles Bukowski wrote about women. They want this badly and if you're the person that can do it, it doesn't matter that you're a fifty year old alcoholic with blackheads who looks like a muppet, like Bukowski was. Or like I will be sooner than I'm comfortable with. They want to read their story. They don't want to write it, of course-- that's work.

I link my blog in my OKC profile. The blog makes it clear that I am a very debased human being. I hesitated to do this, because I thought it would scare girls away. And it kind of does, except-- it scares the bullshit girls away. The girls who respond know and want what they're in for. And they make it a point to qualify themselves for it. They say "I'm 22 and here's my picture and let's fuck."

To be clear, this happens once every four months. It's not a pussy bonanza. But whatever, I'll take it. I don't know what I did to deserve this free hot late teens and early 20's pussy, but: I accept.