You scored 68Machiavellianism, 65 Narcissism, 59 Psychopathy!

"If you have all three factors scoring into the disorder range, you are a full exemplar of the of the Dark Triad. If you are a heterosexual male or a lesbian female, you likely have women always competing for your attention or have your pick of lovers in whatever social group you find yourself in. Further, no matter your sexual persuasion, you likely find yourself to be financially comfortable or even rich, enjoying a position of great responsibility that you skate through without applying yourself to or actually doing any work to accomplish anything for. Istead, you depend on your subordinates to do all of the work, while you sip martinis and get laid. And even if you do not possess material wealth, you are likely the alpha dog of whatever social group you belong to."

ha! how did they know? but I do it by "empowering" people and giving them "ownership" while i lay in bed in my underwear managing from my inbox.

73,70,81

I got some shit to work on I see as I am not pleased with those low scores.

btw-Yes, I would like to shoot someone in the face for the hell of it.

Replace these things with:

1. Social Skills & Willingness to Lie
2. Self Confidence & Selfishness
3. Masculinity & Not Giving a Shit

It isn't that big of a surprise.

Can we separate what makes these things advantages and throw away the negatives?

You scored 75Machiavellianism, 74 Narcissism, 50 Psychopathy!

I've taken a couple of these tests before, came up low for psycopathy, mildly machiavellian and high narcicissm.

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I don't need a test to know i have high levels of Machiavellian and Narcissism..
As for being a Psychopath/Sociopath...If there werent consequences to so many actions..I would probably express those tendencies more.

But my conscience speaks every now and then

I passed! I'm a Machiavellian, narcissist, psycho!!!

I worked very hard to achieve this!

Thanks to you guys for all your help! I'm honored.

You scored 69Machiavellianism, 70 Narcissism, 40 Psychopathy!

You scored 100 Machiavellianism, 85 Narcissism, 83 Psychopathy!

You scored 66 Machiavellianism, 61 Narcissism, 41 Psychopathy!

guess i'm too nice

83, 45, 43

70 Machiavellian, 60 Narcissist, 36 Psycopath.

Makes sense, I never felt like I was insufficiently self-absorbed or cynical, but I definitely need to work on being more unethical.

Quote: (08-05-2012 01:14 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

I definitely need to work on being more unethical.

Did I read that right?

I think we have officially lost our minds!

I tried to be as honest as i could regarding situations that i would see myself in and yielded the results

You scored 61Machiavellianism, 66 Narcissism, 45 Psychopathy!

Definitely not a very professional test, too man questions are leading or worded in a way that makes the subject feel smarter if choosing a particular route rather than choosing without bias.

Yeah, this shit can't be too accurate. I scored high on Machiavellianism and Psychopathy, but not narcissism. The thing tells me I should be knee deep in pussy which isn't true...

Entertaining, but honestly I wouldn't take this thing too serously guys. My scores came out exactly how I expected them to..hmm.. 79-80-36.

98, 78, 63, respectively.

EDIT: here is another, similar test: http://personality-testing.info/tests/DT.php

You scored 83Machiavellianism, 64 Narcissism, 56 Psychopathy!

I thought I would of done better in Psychopathy

Damn, I'm terrible at this thing!

Quote: (08-21-2012 12:59 PM)DarkTriad Wrote:  

Damn, I'm terrible at this thing!

Oh the irony.

My results

58-59-36. M-N-P

So close.

I scored 86 Machiavellianism, 74 Narcissism, 46 Psychopathy.

I'm kinda thinking that the guys under 75-80 on each need to work on themselves a bit if they want to be knocking out mad ass.

Just a feeling....

You scored 79Machiavellianism, 70 Narcissism, 66 Psychopathy!

hey I am in good company!

You scored 69Machiavellianism, 64 Narcissism, 49 Psychopathy!

I used to score high on psychopathy tests before. I am glad I am recovering...