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06-17-2012, 08:48 PM
I'm cleaning house tonight. I'm pretty rude but sometimes I think my departure needs to be more epic.
Any ideas? I want to send the text that leaves a bad taste for years.
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06-17-2012, 09:18 PM
Happy Father's Day!
(Girl Responds)
"Too bad me and your father think you're a piece of shit. "
Nope.
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06-17-2012, 09:26 PM
fuck off, i dont want to talk to you again (or until you change ur attitude)
i would say something like that if i was pissed
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06-17-2012, 09:33 PM
Mine are WAY worse than those already. I'm talkin' bad bad here.
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06-17-2012, 09:51 PM
Quote: (06-17-2012 08:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Any ideas? I want to send the text that leaves a bad taste for years.
You can always try to pull a Patrick Bateman:
"The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her." – H.L. Mencken
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06-17-2012, 10:25 PM
Tell a girl that she has horrible hygiene and that you can no longer sustain an erection when you are with her.
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06-17-2012, 10:41 PM
Yeah, in the interest of getting her hamster going, the best way would be to send her a text that was meant for another girl. But instead of something negative like STDs, make it something positive like sexual performance that was clearly NOT meant for her, like,
"Jesus, you took that cumshot like a champ last night. I've never seen a girl play with cum on her face like such a dirty whore before."
or
"I'm still thinking about you and your roommate doing lines of coke off my cock last night and then slobbering all over it. Pretty hawt."
...send these texts after you haven't seen her for a few days. Laugh at her response.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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06-17-2012, 10:54 PM
If you want to nuke the hamster from orbit you're going to have to plausibly attack things she uses to give herself self-esteem. You have to annihilate her conception of her image/sexual value. You have to phrase it so it is not from a position of anger, but disdain for her as a human being. Try to make it personal, something she's been touchy on in the past or something she criticizes heavily in someone else.
example 1: This girl I was banging for a while was bat-shit insane. On a bunch of different meds for anxiety, ADD and depression. Anyways, she freaked out at me because I hinted at a mental problem of hers. She went off. "Bitchcon 1" is what I called it. I don't remember exactly what I said but it was along the lines of "please do not contact me again I don't feel comfortable being around you any more,you are fucked upstairs and really need to get some professional help. i hope you get your problems sorted out" I think I got 10 texts and 5 missed calls in a few minutes after that text.
example 2: I was seeing this girl who had gone to a private school. She'd been brainwashed into thinking school is the ultimate truth, if you don't succeed in school you don't succeed in life. If you are stupid you are sub-human. She also couldn't orgasm due to some anti-anxiety medication she was taking and she always feared she was "broken" We got into an argument one day and I had enough I said something along the lines of:
"you are retarded, your schooling has fucked you up beyond repair and I can't be with a broken person. You will never be able to be normal and carefree, goodbye". This one was more 'anger driven' but I still attacked her at a core values level.
example 3: this one didn't happen. for example say she is a former fatty or is really self conscious about her weight and tries to be an independent/strong 'womyn'. you could drop her by saying "you've put on a few pounds lately, I am worried you might revert back to your old self and I am someone who can't tolerate weak people. I have misjudged you. Goodbye."
and of course don't reply after. It is really more effective if you do it at a personal level and make it seem like there is something inherently wrong with them ie. no man will ever want her.
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06-17-2012, 11:04 PM
Damn Western, Your bust lines are stellar openers
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06-17-2012, 11:19 PM
haha I see what you mean. Let me know how it works.