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This technically is not me de-railing another thread.
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Yeah let's do it in this thread instead.

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-12137.html
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Quote: (05-14-2012 06:46 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Yeah let's do it in this thread instead.

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-12137.html
No here..

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-11519-...#pid185523
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I fucked this girl who is one of my buddies friends. I ended up telling her about how I get insecure about stuff and she told me "with how good you fuck how can you be insecure? haha thats awesome
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+1
fly ass mothafuckin vietnamese girl. 8.5 in my books. asian notch, vietnam flag. hottest chick i've been with yet.
i was also getting sexy pics from my main girl during the date (now the second hottest girl i've been with). I am in love with the game. Is that beta?
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Breakdown: I went to the beach with this girl last week and she hardly made any conversation, I suggested we go back to my place and she just drops me off and says bye. Having learned to be persistent until a definite rejection I set up another date. I get her to meet me at this dive bar. She texts me telling me shes early, I say "ill be there soon" when I get there I walk in theres a bunch of people and I look around she isnt there. So I text her "I'm here" thinking she might have flaked. She was just around the corner in her car and when I walked back in jaws hit the floor. We have a beer, I talk about nothing, the seating was bad so I couldn't escalate physically. I suggest we adventure around and go to a bunch of different bars. "first round is on me" we go to the next place and she gets the second round and some food. We talk more, she gets cold so I grab her to warm her up. After our drinks she just says "do you have videogames at your place" I calmly say "yeah" In my head I'm high fiving myself. We get back to my place, I make a drink and pretend I'm super into playing videogames, teasing her etc. 15 mins in we both die in the game and I put my controller down, sit back pull her into me and makeout. We went to my room, I put on some music she danced for me then we banged. Standard procedure. This date was textbook "homemade first date bangs" and "bang".
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Quote: (05-18-2012 02:17 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

After our drinks she just says "do you have videogames at your place" I calmly say "yeah"

videogames, wtf? hahaha

What would you have said if you didn't have videogames (like me)?
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Quote: (05-18-2012 03:15 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Quote: (05-18-2012 02:17 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

After our drinks she just says "do you have videogames at your place" I calmly say "yeah"

videogames, wtf? hahaha

What would you have said if you didn't have videogames (like me)?


WOW! DID YOU "WII" HER? talking about gaming....

"Fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty, and fart proudly" (Ben Franklin)
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haha. If i didn't have videogames I would have said "yeah" and found some on the internet. You can buy them on google play for like a dollar, or just download some stuff. Younger girls LOVE simple games like angry birds or tower defense games. They also love the wii. I have seriously banged 3 girls after playing angry birds with them.
She obviously didn't actually want to play, but it was her plausible deniability to come to my place.
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Quote: (05-18-2012 03:43 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

haha. If i didn't have videogames I would have said "yeah" and found some on the internet. You can buy them on google play for like a dollar, or just download some stuff. Younger girls LOVE simple games like angry birds or tower defense games. They also love the wii. I have seriously banged 3 girls after playing angry birds with them.
She obviously didn't actually want to play, but it was her plausible deniability to come to my place.

LOL. How young are we talking here?
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18-20. ie. university girls
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This is true. Young girls dig dumb ass simplistic games and this can be used as an easy transition to a bang if you incorporate teasing, trash talk etc.

"I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of not trying. Everyday hit every wave, like I'm Hawaiian"
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Malaysian flag captured.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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Quote: (05-18-2012 03:43 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

haha. If i didn't have videogames I would have said "yeah" and found some on the internet. You can buy them on google play for like a dollar, or just download some stuff. Younger girls LOVE simple games like angry birds or tower defense games. They also love the wii. I have seriously banged 3 girls after playing angry birds with them.
She obviously didn't actually want to play, but it was her plausible deniability to come to my place.


I usually play Early birds with her....mostly when I'm at her place [Image: angel.gif]

"Fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty, and fart proudly" (Ben Franklin)
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Notch #4 half an hour ago. I didn't get my nut though; she had a shortness of breath episode stemming from her arrhythmia midway through the sexing and left to go home. Lol. Fapped buckets afterward
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Just had #13 of 2012, and it was a harrowing experience.

This 20/yo girl off OKC came to meet me. She had told me she was drinking whiskey in our chat, but when we met up, she seemed pretty sober. She also told me that she was a type 1 diabetic. Anyway, she brought a bottle of Jameson with her that was basically finished. We started watching TV, taking small sips off the bottle (or at least I was taking small sips because I wasn't trying to get drunk tonight).

Eventually we started making out. But right after we started to hit it, she took a huge turn for the worse and started freaking out. I remembered that she was diabetic and frantically googled what to do while simultaneously tending to her as she was losing her shit.

Long story short, we were able to check her blood sugar level and it was normal. I made sure to start the video on my laptop rolling when the shit was hitting the fan. Fuck- I just don't need this extra stress in my life.

Right now, she's passed out on my couch. I just cleaned-up some puke of my carpet.

Diabetics should not be drinking alcohol.
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so we both got cockblocked by health
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Quote: (05-21-2012 03:12 AM)bodmon Wrote:  

so we both got cockblocked by health

Sort of, but me and the girl did hit it for a short time. I just feel bad that she got that fucked up.

I've noticed that as I get deeper into game, I've found myself in more and more problematic situations.

I think I'm going to start screening more for girls who don't have as many problems.
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Its part the game. I once put a chick in the hospital by breaking open an ovarian cyst with my horsecock. Being that it was a couples' swap and we were in her and her bf's crib, it was pretty awkward. Injuries and pjysical conditions are part of the game as much as in any other sport. Well done.
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Quote: (05-21-2012 09:02 AM)DirkJohanson Wrote:  

Its part the game. I once put a chick in the hospital by breaking open an ovarian cyst with my horsecock. Being that it was a couples' swap and we were in her and her bf's crib, it was pretty awkward. Injuries and pjysical conditions are part of the game as much as in any other sport. Well done.

The denouement: we woke up, she's ok and we just finished raw-dog romp. She's resting up as I type this.
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Damn I had to stay up all night for this one... SNL... And got a number of a hotter girl too
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+1 canadian flag captured
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I haven't been posting on this thread because I go on the forum while girls that I've been with are sitting next to me. I really don't care but just better they don't know what I'm doing.

Anyway last night I banged a girl who called me "sir" the entire date. She was babbling about her mom wearing Indian headdresses and dancing around in circles while drinking Liquid Marijuana.

I'm starting to wonder if I have game or am I banging the easiest sluts on the planet. I've been running through about 3 a week between circle and online game which got way better for me after I posted a pic of me in a cheesy wedding suit. I send pretty funny messages but my response ratio has tripled. Add in the factor that I've been doing first dates at the casino mainly because I'm too drunk and high to drive there. I play stupid war games with them with 5 dollar chips and keep the drinks flowing(mainly to me) but enough for them to get buzzed and drive my drunk ass home. At that point I pretty much just have to stick it in with no resistance.
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Had an outstanding lunchtime fuckfest with another of my married women yesterday (again, a low end motel, but alas, this time I paid). This was the brunette -- last time was the blonde. She is desperate to get eaten, -- her husband not only comes in like two seconds but doesn't do the oral thing -- so I obliged her for about 20 minutes or so -- she came so hard, three times, and I could feel the pelvis pulsations.

After I was done, I stood up, went to the bathroom for a towel, and as I she laid there, spent, I stood over her, and wiped my face off while she watched. After a few playful slaps on her face, I jumped back in and pounded her good. I popped a huge one all over her tits, I couldn't believe how much this old fart could spew out. Weightlifting, my friends, weightlifting!! Even at my age the testosterone can get flowing.

Afterwards, she told me something wild. She said when she gets a text or an email from me, her pussy starts to "tingle." Yeah, she used the word "tingle." I've banged quite a few women in my time here on the planet, but this is the first time any babe has used that word.
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