Meet The World's Latest Self-Made Multi-Billionaire: Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos
02-18-2019, 03:36 PM
I’ve seen those eyes before.
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Take care of those titties for me.
Quote: (02-18-2019 10:24 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:
They found a "back door" way to get her into Stanford and used their contacts to introduce her to a venture capitalist. That move, of course, was the beginning of the end. Link to story here.
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Holmes' parents tried a "back door" tactic to get her in to Stanford. As he explained, "She was a fair student with low grades..."
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..When she was 21, Elizabeth called Lucas from China and he would hear her speaking Mandarin in the background. When he saw how attractive she was, he got Oracle Chairman Larry Ellison involved and he invested," said Fuisz....
Quote:Quote:Or boarding school, which in the US often equals an expensive reform school.
...until Billy blew a fuse and ended up on drugs, in jail, or in the looney bin.
Quote:Quote:Hadn't thought of it exactly that way, but yeah, girls are being raised essentially substitute sons - and poor ones, at that.
And what message does it send to girls that their parents don't value them as women, only as replicas of boys (i.e. the sons these parents apparently wanted but didn't get)?
Quote: (02-18-2019 08:12 PM)BlueMark Wrote:
I had good grades and great test scores and still got rejected from Stanford. I'm Asian American.
Fuck all these people.
Quote: (02-19-2019 01:52 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:
Lol, I can tell Aurini hasn't been around Asians long enough.
Quote: (02-18-2019 11:36 PM)Dirtyblueshirt Wrote:
If the recent controversy involving Harvard's admissions has taught us anything, it's that the top universities don't want Asians anymore.
Odd that the media has been relatively silent on this obvious racism. Little to no coverage. If it were against any other ethnic group (people with African, Middle Eastern, or even Mexican descent), there would be angry mobs at the front gate threatening to burn it all down.
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But Holmes had other ideas. Despite the chaos, she believed that Theranos could still be saved, and she had an unconventional plan for redemption. That September, according to the two former executives, Holmes asked her security detail and one of her drivers to escort her to the airport in her designated black Cadillac Escalade. She flew first class across the country and was subsequently chauffeured to a dog breeder who supplied her with a 9-week-old Siberian husky. The puppy had long white paws, and a grey and black body. Holmes had already picked out a name: Balto.
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In Silicon Valley, founders and C.E.O.s often embrace a signature idiosyncrasy as a personal branding device. Steve Jobs wore the same black turtleneck every day and tended to only park in handicap spots. Mark Zuckerberg went through a phase during which he would only eat the meat of animals he had personally killed. Shigeru Miyamoto, the Nintendo video-game legend, is so obsessed with estimating the size of things that he carries around a tape measure. It can get even weirder. Peter Thiel has expressed an interest in the restorative properties of blood transfusions from young people. Jack Dorsey drinks a strange lemon-water concoction every morning, and goes on 10-day silent retreats while wearing designer clothing and an Apple Watch. Holmes, too, had seemingly cherry-picked from her elders. She wore a black turtleneck, drank strange green juices, traveled with armed guards, and spoke in a near baritone. In an industry full of oddballs, Holmes—a blonde WASP from the D.C. area—seemed hell-bent on cultivating a reputation as an iconoclastic weirdo. Having Balto seemed to help fortify the image.
Immediately after returning to California, Holmes decided that Balto would hardly leave her side on the quest to save Theranos. Each day, Holmes would wake up with Balto at the nearly empty Los Altos mansion that she was renting about six miles from her company’s headquarters. (Theranos covered the house’s rent.) Soon after, one of her two drivers, sometimes her two security personnel, and even sometimes one of her two assistants, would pick them up, and set off for work. And for the rest of the day, Balto would stroll through the labs with his owner. Holmes brushed it off when the scientists protested that the dog hair could contaminate samples. But there was another problem with Balto, too. He wasn’t potty-trained. Accustomed to the undomesticated life, Balto frequently urinated and defecated at will throughout Theranos headquarters. While Holmes held board meetings with people like Henry Kissinger, Balto could be found in the corner of the room relieving himself while a frenzied assistant was left to clean up the mess.
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Yet through all of this, former employees of the company have told me, Holmes had a bizarre way of acting like nothing was wrong. Even more peculiarly, she appeared happy. “The company is falling apart, there are countless indictments piling up, employees are leaving in droves, and Elizabeth is just weirdly chipper,” a former senior executive told me. One former board member also noted that Holmes would come to board meetings “chirpy” and acting as if everything was “great.” She would walk up to people in the office who could have just testified in front of the S.E.C., or been questioned by lawyers at the F.D.A., and she would give them a hug and ask how they were doing. She was so confident that the company would be fine, executives who worked with her said, that she enrolled Balto in a search-and-rescue program. Holmes spent weekends training him to find people in an emergency. Unfortunately, huskies are not bred for rescue; they are long-distance runners, and Balto failed out.
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When I asked the former executive close to Holmes if she has come to regret what happened, the response surprised me. “Elizabeth sees herself as the victim,” this person said. “She blames John Carreyrou, she blames David Boies, and she blames Heather King.” Boies, the star lawyer, had sat on Theranos’s board, and represented the company during the Carreyrou crisis. King, Theranos’s general counsel for 15 months, overlapped with this period. (King now works at Boies’s firm.) Holmes, according to the former employees, blames the lawyers for giving her bad advice, and their inability to contain the bad press stemming from Carreyrou’s reporting.
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Holmes is currently living in San Francisco in a luxury apartment. She’s engaged to a younger hospitality heir, who also works in tech. She wears his M.I.T. signet ring on a necklace and the couple regularly post stories on Instagram professing their love for each other. She reliably looks “chirpy” and “chipper.” She’s also abandoned the black-turtleneck look and now dresses in athleisure, the regrettable attire of our age. Notably, she is far from a hermit. She tells former colleagues, according to the two executives, that she is greeted by well-wishers on the street who are rooting for her resurrection. It’s a stark contrast to many of her old colleagues. Former Theranos employees I have spoken to have relayed horror stories about their inability to find work after leaving the company, now with a permanent stain on their résumé.
Quote: (02-21-2019 07:07 AM)BlueMark Wrote:
Holmes is currently living in San Francisco in a luxury apartment. She’s engaged to a younger hospitality heir, who also works in tech. She wears his M.I.T. signet ring on a necklace and the couple regularly post stories on Instagram professing their love for each other. She reliably looks “chirpy” and “chipper.” She’s also abandoned the black-turtleneck look and now dresses in athleisure, the regrettable attire of our age. Notably, she is far from a hermit. She tells former colleagues, according to the two executives, that she is greeted by well-wishers on the street who are rooting for her resurrection. It’s a stark contrast to many of her old colleagues. Former Theranos employees I have spoken to have relayed horror stories about their inability to find work after leaving the company, now with a permanent stain on their résumé.
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Quote: (02-21-2019 01:04 PM)Corinth Arkadin Wrote:
To this day, I still wait in vain for the story to break that Liz Holmes was r@ped by a pack of crackhead Canadians looking to pipe up.
Could you explain...
Are you a crackhead Canadian? Nonsense post.
Quote: (02-21-2019 07:07 AM)BlueMark Wrote:
Holmes is currently living in San Francisco in a luxury apartment. She’s engaged to a younger hospitality heir, who also works in tech.
Quote: (02-21-2019 01:35 PM)Abelard Lindsey Wrote:
That the Ivy League (including Stanford) discriminates against Asian-Americans is one symptom of it's intellectual and moral decline.
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If you hunt around online, you can sometimes find YouTube videos in which Holmes can be heard using that real voice before catching herself and deepening it, but these videos have a tendency to be taken down after a day or two. This, of course, only makes me more interested. Holmes is obviously guilty of many more serious crimes, but faking one’s voice is just weird, and embarrassing, in much the same way that bad toupees are: they place one’s bodily insecurities center stage. Plus, now she’ll have to do this voice for the rest of her life (?), and it’s all I can think about. The internet’s reaction to the podcast, and to Bad Blood, John Carreyrou’s book about Theranos, suggests I’m not alone.
Quote: (03-14-2019 01:29 PM)BlueMark Wrote:
https://www.thecut.com/2019/03/why-did-e...voice.html
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If you hunt around online, you can sometimes find YouTube videos in which Holmes can be heard using that real voice before catching herself and deepening it, but these videos have a tendency to be taken down after a day or two. This, of course, only makes me more interested. Holmes is obviously guilty of many more serious crimes, but faking one’s voice is just weird, and embarrassing, in much the same way that bad toupees are: they place one’s bodily insecurities center stage. Plus, now she’ll have to do this voice for the rest of her life (?), and it’s all I can think about. The internet’s reaction to the podcast, and to Bad Blood, John Carreyrou’s book about Theranos, suggests I’m not alone.
Where was the media wondering about the authenticity of her voice BEFORE the scandal happened?
Quote: (03-14-2019 07:36 PM)Simeon_Strangelight Wrote:
This little documentary is better - go to 08:16 - you can hear her talk with her normal voice which is funnily enough a rather high female voice.