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What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?
#26

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I can cook. [microwaves ramen for the both of us]

I hate feminism.
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#27

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I usually don't do this...
I don't have a man....
I love you...
He's just a friend....

Just a few of the best ones lol
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#28

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I take it we're only counting calculated, deliberate lies, as opposed to the untrue shit women convince themselves of and then say out loud.

- Anything about money (spending patterns, debt, income).

- "I don't love my boyfriend/husband, I was planning on leaving him anyway".

- The "I've only been with [x] guys" is a classic, but here's an especially hilarious spin on it: a girl I was friends with told me she'd slept with eight guys. Then around six months later she and I slept together. Later we were talking about our sexual histories again and she told me she'd slept with six guys.
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#29

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I don't believe in divorce". - That was an expensive one, fellas...
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#30

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I'm saving for our future, so I'd like you to pay for all our entertainment - dinners out, etc". -I had to increase my health insurance after that one, because i nearly hurt myself falling down laughing...
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#31

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

" I'm a traditionalist, and aspiring feminine housewife* "

*learn more by scheduling a $100/mo 5-minute skype call with me

Who I am is just the habit of what I always was, and who I'll be is the result
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#32

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I've only had 4 boyfriends and I'm 25. I think thats a normal number"-girl 1

"I have never dated or been on a date in my life and I am 24."-girl 2



-Girl 1 & 2 are attention whores on instagram
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#33

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"Yeah, lets keep in touch. I will give you my instagram" - every 20-something girl I daygame and she never replies to even a 'hi'
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#34

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"Thanks for asking, but I actually have a boyfriend" - the favorite line of any American woman (regardless of race, especially white) under 30 years old
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#35

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"Fuck I can't find Simba [her cat]"
"I'm so nervous now I can't describe in words"
"I've searched the entire neighbourhood. I'm completely devastated and don't know what to do right now. Sorry but we cant do it in the weekend now"



Long story short: spent the next few days looking up possible locations on Google Maps and making search strategies and made and printed out posters and I organized with connections to get hold of a SAR dog to try to track the cat only to later realize that this Simba already had an Instagram where he had been hanging out with her.

I almost thought about stealing the cat after that.
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#36

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 09:13 PM)No More Mr. Soy Boy Wrote:  

"Fuck I can't find Simba [her cat]"
"I'm so nervous now I can't describe in words"
"I've searched the entire neighbourhood. I'm completely devastated and don't know what to do right now. Sorry but we cant do it in the weekend now"



Long story short: spent the next few days looking up possible locations on Google Maps and making search strategies and made and printed out posters and I organized with connections to get hold of a SAR dog to try to track the cat only to later realize that this Simba already had an Instagram where he had been hanging out with her.

Fast-forward two weeks where Simba has tragically passed away in an unfortunate hairball accident.

Who I am is just the habit of what I always was, and who I'll be is the result
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#37

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 09:13 PM)No More Mr. Soy Boy Wrote:  

I almost thought about stealing the cat after that.

Do this next time.



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#38

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I don't care what you think about me"

"I'm proud of who I am"

"yes I can"

"feminism is about equality"
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#39

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

“I’ll come back , my heart” - in cute South American accent.

She still hasn’t come back [Image: sad.gif]
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#40

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I'm a virgin"
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#41

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I thought we were friends"

"Oh, he is just a friend, chill"

"He is like my brother, relax"

"I'm not into Muslim guys"
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#42

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I thought we were friends" (just after groping her and sucking her titties"
"I have never cheated on you"
"We can go to my place but we´re not having sex"
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#43

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

To be serious, I've learned the hard way never to trust any long-term promises/predictions women give. Unfortunately that means invalidating anything remotely romantic-sounding, the sort of stuff that gives naive guys butterflies in the chest.

What happens is when a woman is really into you, she's really unable to imagine a future that doesn't include you in the picture. So in her mind, it's easy to use words like "always" and "forever". Sure enough, though, she flips the switch and she's out the door and she finds herself saying the same thing to someone else.

Women are incapable of understanding the impermanence of feelings. They just sort of sleepwalk from one peak to the next, each time deluding themselves into thinking the good feelings will last.
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#44

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 04:21 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

You are the biggest I have ever had.

You are the best in bed ever.

These are the ones that for some reason, most guys believe unquestioningly....


I wonder why?

"Does PUA say that I just need to get to f-close base first here and some weird chemicals will be released in her brain to make her a better person?"
-Wonitis
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#45

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I'm pregnant.

"A happy man is a happy everybody else in his life."

"Ladies if you want to make your man happy, think about what makes you happy and do exactly the opposite."

"Hey how you doin' and I hope you know that I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." - Patrice O'Neal
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#46

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I'm literally shaking because of X!"

No. You literally are not. Cut out the drama.
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#47

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"Blowjobs and anal will still be part of the rotation after we get hitched."
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#48

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I'm divorced."
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#49

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

You can come inside I'm taking the pill.

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"The sheep pretend the wolf will never come, but the sheepdog lives for that day."
– Lt. Col. Dave Grossman
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#50

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

A: Yes.

Q: Is your dog friendly?

Follow up lie:

He's never done this before.

“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”

Carl Jung
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