Figured you guys would be amused by this article. Pretty fun article, check it out:
I Lived Like Tom Brady For A Week (NY Post article)
I Lived Like Tom Brady For A Week (NY Post article)
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It’s one thing to be a natural. It’s quite another to be Tom Brady. Sure, with five Super Bowl rings and a shot at a sixth this Sunday, he makes gridiron stardom appear easy. But it was not always so.
Back in 2000, Brady was a sixth-round draft pick who looked soft of body and far from worthy of supermodel Gisele Bündchen. Somehow, though, he transformed from long shot to big shot. Now 40, Brady reigns as the shining example of longevity in the pocket.
Inspired by his success and godlike status, I spent an entire week living like Brady. I ate like him, exercised like him, slept like him — and even attempted to think like him. His new book “The TB12 Method” (Simon & Schuster) served as my guide.
Unlike mere mortals, Brady exercises for two hours a day, spikes all his water (purified only, please) with electrolytes, aims to be asleep every night by 9 p.m. in his special $200 pajamas, and refuses to eat “dark-shaded vegetables” to “minimize even small amounts of inflammation.”
In short, it sucked.
On the upside, I lost 3 pounds in just a week.
I also learned to enjoy kale cooked in coconut oil and, in the words of Brady’s go-to self-help author, Don Miguel Ruiz, even attempted to “transcend to the level of existence” of “heaven on earth.”
Here’s how my occasionally harrowing journey through Bradyland shook out.
Quote: (01-31-2018 07:59 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:
Post at least a snippet of the article, or in the case of Left wing publications post the whole article so we don't provide them with clicks.
Copy/paste the whole thing in to a quote box.
Dat is da wae.
Quote: (01-31-2018 10:19 PM)TigOlBitties Wrote:
18 seasons
12 AFC Championship appearances
8 Super Bowl appearances
5, maybe 6 rings
Pretty insane
Quote: (01-31-2018 09:56 PM)RIslander Wrote:
I'm from New England but I'm not really a NFL fan... But I gotta say Tom Brady is a fucking winner. Like a modern day Achilles. Game recognized.
Quote: (02-01-2018 02:02 AM)Rush87 Wrote:
^ You'd do her in a heartbeat given even a sniff of an opportunity
Quote: (02-02-2018 03:08 AM)Travel Museums Wrote:
I used to walk around the hallway at school with fake money fanned out. Then tell people:
I played the New York Lotto...and I won all this!
Then throw the money in the air. Payday!
Hilarious that people think briefly following some superstars regimen will even remotely account for lack of stellar genetics, years of training, and a monk-like devotion in numerous other aspects of life.
In a lot of ways being a celebrity is a complete shit lifestyle. You’re locked in a prison and the only way out is to be a has-been. Average guy shocked that being a celebrity kind of sucks. Hilarious.
I got a great look at Giselle at a Brazil Wax Museum in Teresopolis. I took a closeup photo of her face. Posted it on IG. No one thought she was particularly hot. I don’t think many people even recognized her.
Quote: (02-02-2018 03:10 PM)heavy Wrote:
Tom Brady sucks