Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

We're cousins.

If asked where we grew up, it's in separate states.

There's something about two cousins (or, better, if the guy looks like me, my brother) that make the two girls want to get with us.

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:07 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

We're cousins.

If asked where we grew up, it's in separate states.

There's something about two cousins (or, better, if the guy looks like me, my brother) that make the two girls want to get with us.

A group of multi-cultural guys are cousins?

Also my cousins ask. How do you know eachother?

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:07 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

We're cousins.

If asked where we grew up, it's in separate states.

There's something about two cousins (or, better, if the guy looks like me, my brother) that make the two girls want to get with us.

A group of multi-cultural guys are cousins?

Also my cousins ask. How do you know eachother?

Brothas from another mutha!!

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:07 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

We're cousins.

If asked where we grew up, it's in separate states.

There's something about two cousins (or, better, if the guy looks like me, my brother) that make the two girls want to get with us.

A group of multi-cultural guys are cousins?

Also my cousins ask. How do you know eachother?

Women love elaborate stories.

I give them what they love.

It doesn't matter if they suspect you're lying. What matters is that you pull it off.

Let's say I roll out with a Hispanic. (I'm white.)

I can spin it any number of ways:
[playfully] "What, are you racist?! Why you judging my cousin? Can't we have diverse families?"

[elaborately] "My sister married his dad. It was actually a huge issue in the family, because where I grew up, inter-racial relationships were a big no-no."

If the story is good, it doesn't need to be true.

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

Me and mechanico met when I took my boat in for repairs. You could come out and inspect his work to see how legit he is. As a matter of fact, we'll be boating on Sunday....

(Then rent a boat, lie, say it's yours.)

I can do this type of stuff all night.

Meeting women got so easy for me that the game is boring.

"Lie game" made it fun. It forces you to engage in what you're doing.

When I hung out with a younger guy, "He's my apprentice. I'm am artist, I primarily work with iron."

When the say, "No way!" I say, "Feel my hands."

My hands are callused, and that's from working with iron. Now they are touching my hands.

Then I'm saying how soft their hands are, and then I brush my hand on her face.

Then I'm looping my wing man in. "Feel his hands. They are still kind of soft, aren't they!"

It's playful, but now they think he's a creative, too. So it's not making him look bad - just makes him look young (which he was).

We both closed.

This is excellent:

Quote:Quote:

It doesn't matter if they suspect you're lying. What matters is that you pull it off.

I will take it a step further:

Girls want to believe you, so make the story good no matter what.

Here is an example:

You: "Oh, how did we meet?"

"This was years ago.

I was driving a cigarette boat 'loaded up' from Cartagena to Miami Beach.

It was one of those 'hot pursuit' situations.

You know what I am talking about, right Jenny?

Anyways, I lost "them", but my boat broke down in the water.

After an hour of working on the engine, luck shined on me.

El Mechanico pulled up and helped start the engine of my boat.

We made it back to Miami safely, thank God.

I really owe El Mechanico my life.

So, lets go over that table, and you can kick up your high heels and we can continue this conversation..."

And.....so on......

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:59 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

This is excellent:

Quote:Quote:

It doesn't matter if they suspect you're lying. What matters is that you pull it off.

I will take it a step further:

Girls want to believe you, so make the story good no matter what.

Here is an example:

You: "Oh, how did we meet?"

"This was years ago.

I was driving a cigarette boat 'loaded up' from Cartagena to Miami Beach.

It was one of those 'hot pursuit' situations.

You know what I am talking about, right Jenny?

Anyways, I lost "them", but my boat broke down in the water.

After an hour of working on the engine, luck shined on me.

El Mechanico pulled up and helped start the engine of my boat.

We made it back to Miami safely, thank God.

I really owe El Mechanico my life.

So, lets go over that table, and you can kick up your high heels and we can continue this conversation..."

And.....so on......

Brilliant.

Quote: (01-26-2012 02:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've hung out and chased tail with 6 guys from this forum and the question is asked by women and other people.

"How do you guys know eachother?"

I have told people that we both write for the same travel forum.

Any ideas?

We met on craigslist is not good.

We met at a football match, an MMA class or you can say "we used to play pool together"

Those are good ideas but what we need is something universal that just flows. Scotians parents live right up the road from me. I met them when they all came down my way. They asked him how we met and he said at the mall. lol The boat story wouldn't work for that. If we all agree on one really good one it won't ever be a problem. People are very curious when they see a new face.

Is there going to be a group of guys in Montreal spitting different stories to the same girls. If I say powerboat and when I go to the bathroom her friend asks and gets told an MMA match it could cost.

Quote: (01-26-2012 06:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

The boat story wouldn't work for that.

Why not?

Let me update this one with a slight change in Bold:


"This was years ago.

I was driving a cigarette boat 'loaded up' from Cartagena to Miami Beach.

It was one of those 'hot pursuit' situations.

You know what I am talking about, right Jenny?

(Take slight pause, light up smoke with a Zippo, take a long drag, then exhale. Continue...)

Anyways, I lost "them", but my boat broke down in the water.

After an hour of working on the engine, luck shined on me.

El Mechanico pulled up and helped start the engine of my boat.

We made it back to Miami safely, thank God.

I really owe El Mechanico my life.

So, lets go over that table, and you can kick up your high heels and we can continue this conversation..."

And.....so on......

Quote: (01-26-2012 06:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Those are good ideas but what we need is something universal that just flows. Scotians parents live right up the road from me. I met them when they all came down my way. They asked him how we met and he said at the mall. lol The boat story wouldn't work for that. If we all agree on one really good one it won't ever be a problem. People are very curious when they see a new face.

Is there going to be a group of guys in Montreal spitting different stories to the same girls. If I say powerboat and when I go to the bathroom her friend asks and gets told an MMA match it could cost.

The real issue is girls vs. friends/family.

With girls you can say anything and have fun with it.

But I don't like lying to friends/family. I also want to keep my activity on the forum private, so some innocuous excuse is best. Can't think of a universal one.

Quote: (01-26-2012 06:23 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 06:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

The boat story wouldn't work for that.

Why not?

Let me update this one with a slight change in Bold:


"This was years ago.

I was driving a cigarette boat 'loaded up' from Cartagena to Miami Beach.

It was one of those 'hot pursuit' situations.

You know what I am talking about, right Jenny?

(Take slight pause, light up smoke with a Zippo, take a long drag, then exhale. Continue...)

Anyways, I lost "them", but my boat broke down in the water.

After an hour of working on the engine, luck shined on me.

El Mechanico pulled up and helped start the engine of my boat.

We made it back to Miami safely, thank God.

I really owe El Mechanico my life.

So, lets go over that table, and you can kick up your high heels and we can continue this conversation..."

And.....so on......

Well that is the coolest story but it wouldn't work if more than one person told it. Let's say Mixx told that to some girls in Montreal and the T-kid told them the same thing about another guy. I live in a town full of drug runners so it may be believable here but coming from a guy from Toronto it would sound silly especially if he's 18.

Quote: (01-26-2012 06:47 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Well that is the coolest story but it wouldn't work if more than one person told it. Let's say Mixx told that to some girls in Montreal and the T-kid told them the same thing about another guy. I live in a town full of drug runners so it may be believable here but coming from a guy from Toronto it would sound silly especially if he's 18.

You're missing the theme.

It's not any particular story.

It's the theme of telling outstanding stories.

I have told outlandish stories with outstanding results.

But I have a personality that allows me to pull off a lot of that sort of stuff.

If you've tried it and it doesn't work for you, that's one thing.

Saying, "It won't work," without ever trying is something else.

Who gives a fuck? Say whatever story you want.

By the way, girls rarely ask "How do you guys know each other" unless they don't think you belong together. So if a girl asks you this question, it's almost always a shit test. Give her an absurd non-answer.


"We're former FBI agents."
"We served in Iraq."
"We're coworkers. He shoots, I film." (The subtext is that he's a pornstar.)
"This guy was my old cellmate."
"We went to preschool together."

All I know is that I'd never be able to come up with a "serious" answer... I'd only go for satire/humorous stuff.

"I used to bang his grandma" is on top of my list.

I see thinking of a serious answer as "caring too much". And my game approach nowadays is being as natural, spontaneous, and lighthearted as possible, with a strong direct edge.

I had two 22-23 year old friends that said I was their "son". They said they were teaching the secrets of life and I was their apprentice. Girls really dont give a fuck. The girls could tell they were kidding but they didn't ask into it anymore.

I think the best story would be that I'm Mixx's or el mechanico's nephew. I just hope I won't have to speak Spanish......

Quote: (01-26-2012 07:29 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 06:47 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Well that is the coolest story but it wouldn't work if more than one person told it. Let's say Mixx told that to some girls in Montreal and the T-kid told them the same thing about another guy. I live in a town full of drug runners so it may be believable here but coming from a guy from Toronto it would sound silly especially if he's 18.

You're missing the theme.

It's not any particular story.

It's the theme of telling outstanding stories.

I have told outlandish stories with outstanding results.

But I have a personality that allows me to pull off a lot of that sort of stuff.

If you've tried it and it doesn't work for you, that's one thing.

Saying, "It won't work," without ever trying is something else.

I think a crazy lie would work great. Even if the girls suspect you are lying, it just adds to the intrigue and gets the hamster wheel spinnin. Just keep bullshittin em all night and they will be dying to know the real answer. You can fuck with them about it all night and come up with quite a few playful jokes to fuck with them about too. Good idea, man.

The best lie is the one that contains the most truth: we met through a mutual friend in D.C.

Roosh.

Otherwise I agree with this:

Quote: (01-26-2012 07:41 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Who gives a fuck? Say whatever story you want.

By the way, girls rarely ask "How do you guys know each other" unless they don't think you belong together. So if a girl asks you this question, it's almost always a shit test. Give her an absurd non-answer.


"We're former FBI agents."
"We served in Iraq."
"We're coworkers. He shoots, I film." (The subtext is that he's a pornstar.)
"This guy was my old cellmate."
"We went to preschool together."

Ok one more time. Lets say a bunch of guys here go to Montreal and a few of them are staying in the same hotel. There's 3 hot girls working the desk. I open them and invite them to the dive bar across the street after work. They see all us talking in the lounge and another guy starts talking to one of them. Well, I just told them that we are travel writers. Is someone going to come in behind me and tell them we all went to preschool together? Then the next say we met out on the ocean? Dumb shit like this puts the spook on that could travel 3 blocks in one night.

Yea there's plenty more women out there but one of those girls friends may be the one who's going to fuck you that night. I don't like making mistakes. Not having your shit together with this is the same as full blown cockblocking.

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:07 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

We're cousins.

If asked where we grew up, it's in separate states.

There's something about two cousins (or, better, if the guy looks like me, my brother) that make the two girls want to get with us.

A group of multi-cultural guys are cousins?

Also my cousins ask. How do you know eachother?

It's very easy for multicultural guys to be cousins. Your aunty marries a guy from Uganda and brings her children from a previous relationship and thus his. That way they become step brothers and they become your cousin in law. You have a mixed family with jet black kids and some fair skinned cats all under the same roof. Very easily possible. With the way, travel is easy these days, I don't see a problem there in terms of validity at all.

I met an Asian lizard last year who was adopted by white French parents. She could not speak a lick of any Asian language. She spoke French and English with a French accent.
Her surname was Pouvoir or something. Easily possible.

Quote: (01-27-2012 11:44 AM)Moma Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:07 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

We're cousins.

If asked where we grew up, it's in separate states.

There's something about two cousins (or, better, if the guy looks like me, my brother) that make the two girls want to get with us.

A group of multi-cultural guys are cousins?

Also my cousins ask. How do you know eachother?

It's very easy for multicultural guys to be cousins. Your aunty marries a guy from Uganda and brings her children from a previous relationship and thus his. That way they become step brothers and they become your cousin in law. You have a mixed family with jet black kids and some fair skinned cats all under the same roof. Very easily possible. With the way, travel is easy these days, I don't see a problem there in terms of validity at all.

I met an Asian lizard last year who was adopted by white French parents. She could not speak a lick of any Asian language. She spoke French and English with a French accent.
Her surname was Pouvoir or something. Easily possible.

Sure. I have black cousins running all over the Greek islands because my family works off the African coast and some of them marry there.

The purpose of this thread is to figure out something better that we all agree on.

mechanic - We can tell them we are writers, which is all true as everyone who will attend the convention will have at least written one sentence on this forum.

Quote: (01-26-2012 05:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

Since there is so much interest in this topic, I made us a universal bulletproof high value story.

Anyone else here from Florida?