http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/heidi-...-1.1009666


Speakeasy-She needs three homes so she can demolish them like Tiger's ex wife.

Just saw that a few minutes ago. I figured someone would post it on the forum. Oddly they are filing their divorce here in California. Given that she is German and he's from England, he couldn't have chosen a worse place to get married here where there's probably the worst divorce fairness in the country.

In other news, Vanessa Bryant is getting all 3 of Kobe's California homes. Why the fuck she needs 3 homes rather than 1 is beyond me.

Good news is, Klum earns more than Seal. Why he would marry a woman who has already has a child from a well known International Playboy is beyond me.

Quote: (01-21-2012 09:59 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Just saw that a few minutes ago. I figured someone would post it on the forum. Oddly they are filing their divorce here in California. Given that she is German and he's from England, he couldn't have chosen a worse place to get married here where there's probably the worst divorce fairness in the country.

In other news, Vanessa Bryant is getting all 3 of Kobe's California homes. Why the fuck she needs 3 homes rather than 1 is beyond me.

Actually, English divorce law is even worse the Californian divorce law. They don't respect prenups; well until some German dutchess got a guy to sign one and enforced the pre-nup for the first time EVER which completely goes against all current rulings. http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate-uk...al-strife/

But yeah, California divorce law with it's formulas is better than England where the raping is completely open ended and decided by how the judge feels that day.

German still is the best for this since they respect pre-nups and there's no alimony for if there's no kids. And if there are kids, child support is only until the kid's 3rd birthday.
http://www.toytowngermany.com/wiki/Divorce_in_Germany

I would guess California was chosen for divorce since it could be the "middle ground" in divorce law.

Quote: (01-22-2012 09:02 AM)cibo Wrote:  

Quote: (01-21-2012 09:59 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Just saw that a few minutes ago. I figured someone would post it on the forum. Oddly they are filing their divorce here in California. Given that she is German and he's from England, he couldn't have chosen a worse place to get married here where there's probably the worst divorce fairness in the country.

In other news, Vanessa Bryant is getting all 3 of Kobe's California homes. Why the fuck she needs 3 homes rather than 1 is beyond me.

Actually, English divorce law is even worse the Californian divorce law. They don't respect prenups; well until some German dutchess got a guy to sign one and enforced the pre-nup for the first time EVER which completely goes against all current rulings. http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate-uk...al-strife/

But yeah, California divorce law with it's formulas is better than England where the raping is completely open ended and decided by how the judge feels that day.

German still is the best for this since they respect pre-nups and there's no alimony for if there's no kids. And if there are kids, child support is only until the kid's 3rd birthday.
http://www.toytowngermany.com/wiki/Divorce_in_Germany

I would guess California was chosen for divorce since it could be the "middle ground" in divorce law.

Screw which place has better divorce laws. Don't get married. Period. If you MUST have a family and kids, do it in a jurisdiction which doesn't recognize de-facto relationships, just don't sign any fucking marriage papers. DON'T SIGN.

Can't blame a guy for wanting to lock down Heidi Klum.. seriously. They have three children together and she has more dough than him so it's not like he picked up just any gutter trash for a quickie.

Quote: (01-21-2012 10:22 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

Good news is, Klum earns more than Seal. Why he would marry a woman who has already has a child from a well known International Playboy is beyond me.

This is why: https://www.google.com/search?q=heidi+kl...80&bih=688


I definitely DO NOT blame Seal for wifing that. They were actually a happy couple so this news is unexpected. He still gets mad props for seeding that though. That marriage turned Hollywood on its head.

Quote: (01-22-2012 10:27 AM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

Quote: (01-21-2012 10:22 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

Good news is, Klum earns more than Seal. Why he would marry a woman who has already has a child from a well known International Playboy is beyond me.

This is why: https://www.google.com/search?q=heidi+kl...80&bih=688


I definitely DO NOT blame Seal for wifing that. They were actually a happy couple so this news is unexpected. He still gets mad props for seeding that though. That marriage turned Hollywood on its head.

Word. I'm actually kind of sad about this one, I liked them as a couple and a family.
They had a real good run, though. Set a good example for a lot of people, and they had three healthy kids (+ the adoption of Leni by Seal = ultimate good guy move without appearing like a sniveling beta). Very productive and inspirational union. Sad it had to end.

Quote: (01-22-2012 01:57 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

Quote: (01-22-2012 10:27 AM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

Quote: (01-21-2012 10:22 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

Good news is, Klum earns more than Seal. Why he would marry a woman who has already has a child from a well known International Playboy is beyond me.

This is why: https://www.google.com/search?q=heidi+kl...80&bih=688


I definitely DO NOT blame Seal for wifing that. They were actually a happy couple so this news is unexpected. He still gets mad props for seeding that though. That marriage turned Hollywood on its head.

Word. I'm actually kind of sad about this one, I liked them as a couple and a family.
They had a real good run, though. Set a good example for a lot of people, and they had three healthy kids (+ the adoption of Leni by Seal = ultimate good guy move without appearing like a sniveling beta). Very productive and inspirational union. Sad it had to end.

This picture was historical. Seal deserves recognition during Black History Month.

Quote: (01-22-2012 02:02 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

This picture was historical. Seal deserves recognition during Black History Month.

Lol, I dunno about that, but goes to show that fame and status can completely overcome looks. That is beauty and the beast if there ever was one.

PS - Rumor has it that Will Smith is next on the divorce stand.

Quote: (01-22-2012 02:32 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (01-22-2012 02:02 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

This picture was historical. Seal deserves recognition during Black History Month.

Lol, I dunno about that, but goes to show that fame and status can completely overcome looks. That is beauty and the beast if there ever was one.

PS - Rumor has it that Will Smith is next on the divorce stand.

Haha. I say that in jest. No disrespect to any real honorees during BHM, which is an idea I find ridiculous anyway, but I digress.

That was definitely a beast picture though. He has a look on his face like, "yeah, I seeded that!"

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This picture was historical. Seal deserves recognition during Black History Month.

This was also a union that not only turned Hollywood and the WORLD on its head...it was a union that pissed off a lot of white guys...HA HA! Klum has always gone against the grain with her choices in men. Her daughter Leni's father is Flavio Briatore, who was a F1 Race Team Owner and overall shady businessman (he was convicted on fraud charges in Italy in the 80s, so he went fugitive). He was 53 when he knocked her up, and much like Seal, not much to look at. Klum often states that Seal is Leni's father because Briatore has nothing to do with the kid. Before Briatore she was married to a German hairdresser to the stars for a brief time.

Quote: (01-22-2012 04:15 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

This was also a union that not only turned Hollywood and the WORLD on its head...it was a union that pissed off a lot of white guys...HA HA! Klum has always gone against the grain with her choices in men. Her daughter Leni's father is Flavio Briatore, who was a F1 Race Team Owner and overall shady businessman (he was convicted on fraud charges in Italy in the 80s, so he went fugitive). He was 53 when he knocked her up, and much like Seal, not much to look at. Klum often states that Seal is Leni's father because Briatore has nothing to do with the kid. Before Briatore she was married to a German hairdresser to the stars for a brief time.

Flavio sure isn't much to look at it, but he's textbook definition of any international playboy. Look at his "resume": http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_855/flavio-briatore/

He's like the real life Dos Equis guy!

Heidi is just a walking talking advert for hyper-gamy

Models and then hooks up with ugly guys who are either rich or famous.

Seal will be OK....'ole girl raked in $20+ million last year.

See, this is why I say go for the money if you are gonna marry.

Quote: (01-22-2012 04:49 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (01-22-2012 04:15 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

This was also a union that not only turned Hollywood and the WORLD on its head...it was a union that pissed off a lot of white guys...HA HA! Klum has always gone against the grain with her choices in men. Her daughter Leni's father is Flavio Briatore, who was a F1 Race Team Owner and overall shady businessman (he was convicted on fraud charges in Italy in the 80s, so he went fugitive). He was 53 when he knocked her up, and much like Seal, not much to look at. Klum often states that Seal is Leni's father because Briatore has nothing to do with the kid. Before Briatore she was married to a German hairdresser to the stars for a brief time.

Flavio sure isn't much to look at it, but he's textbook definition of any international playboy. Look at his "resume": http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_855/flavio-briatore/

He's like the real life Dos Equis guy!

Just goes to show how much women are attracted to this $$$. Textbook example.

Possible reasons as to what may have led to Klum's decision to file for divorce...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...rails.html

Quote: (01-22-2012 02:32 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (01-22-2012 02:02 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

This picture was historical. Seal deserves recognition during Black History Month.

Lol, I dunno about that, but goes to show that fame and status can completely overcome looks. That is beauty and the beast if there ever was one.

PS - Rumor has it that Will Smith is next on the divorce stand.

Hes not super ugly. He has scars on his face, but he's in shape and chicks dig scars. Full proof of fame and status completely overcoming looks is if a fat Jonah Hill or Bobo from Opie and Anthony (RIP) married a VS model.

no homo but he isnt ugly. yeah hes not your typical brad pitt type of looks that people associate with male attractiveness but hes in shape in in that suit has good presence. those scars are dope. have heidi take off her makeup and see how hot she looks at almost 40 years old. makeup=mask

Models in their teens routinely have to fight off older international businessmen (you know the type...balding with a ponytail...HA HA!). But Briatore was also technically a fugitive, though he was still a major businessman outside of Italy. I know Briatore's resume (top models are basically playthings for the rich and famous, and get handed around from one to the other), but it says a lot about a chick that would let someone with his particular resume simply knock 'em up, not marry them, or even have anything to do with the kid. Then she went looking for another dude to play daddy to the kid.

Quote: (01-22-2012 09:40 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Models in their teens routinely have to fight off older international businessmen (you know the type...balding with a ponytail...HA HA!). But Briatore was also technically a fugitive, though he was still a major businessman outside of Italy. I know Briatore's resume (top models are basically playthings for the rich and famous, and get handed around from one to the other), but it says a lot about a chick that would let someone with his particular resume simply knock 'em up, not marry them, or even have anything to do with the kid. Then she went looking for another dude to play daddy to the kid.

Now, Heidi Klum is a perfect 10 in my books, but with Seal's fame or money he could've gotten hitched to another total stunner or model who didn't have another man's bastard children. With Seal's hard partying, you've got to wander if he was sleeping around or not. Nonetheless, I hope he gets as much out of the divorce as he possibly can.

Quote: (01-22-2012 07:46 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

Hes not super ugly. He has scars on his face, but he's in shape and chicks dig scars.

Chics dig a scarred face? That's a new one to me.

Someone last year on twitter called him ugly and he went into this online tirade firing off tweet after tweet in outrage. The guy that said it wasn't even famous, just some random regular guy. Why a celebrity would even care about such a thing is bizarre. Must've struck a raw nerve.

http://iluluonline.com/singer-seal-goes-...n-twitter/

Quote: (01-23-2012 12:35 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (01-22-2012 07:46 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

Hes not super ugly. He has scars on his face, but he's in shape and chicks dig scars.

Chics dig a scarred face? That's a new one to me.

Someone last year on twitter called him ugly and he went into this online tirade firing off tweet after tweet in outrage. The guy that said it wasn't even famous, just some random regular guy. Why a celebrity would even care about such a thing is bizarre. Must've struck a raw nerve.

http://iluluonline.com/singer-seal-goes-...n-twitter/

That's hilarious. Of course that comment bothered him...

Caste this man in granite. Seal was dirt poor and rose to the ranks of blasting his seed into a supermodel. Give this man a clap as he we walk away with a cheque!