She thinks it's funny.

How do I tell her this is gross and a turnoff without coming across as an asshole?

The worst thing about this is we've only been dating for a month.

My question would be if she's already doing that after a month, what other nasty traits is she going to display as your relationship deepens?

I'd just go no contact until she asks what's up, then tell her.

Are you dating a girl who is "one of the boys"

All the really feminine girls I have dated have never burped in front of me let alone let a ripper off in my presence.

Next time shame her and it might work. I had some luck with the line (That's disgusting, I didn't realize I was dating a man / look of disgust / withdraw attention)

If shaming her does not work then chances are you are stuck with a girl who will continue to get even more vulgar as times goes on.

You know your options.

Tell her it's gross and it's not funny. Who gives a fuck if she thinks you're an asshole.

You've only dated her for a month - not a big loss.

Or just unload a massive fart in her face and tell her that's what she'll get every time she farts.

I enjoy farting and don't mind it when girls fart. In fact, girls normally fart with an with a puppy face. I find it adorable and get a chuckle from the bottom of my belly.

We all fart. It's an emotional language with many dialects. A skilled farter can actually communicate and compose great melodies. For those who prefer a muted version, just ask her to spread her ass cheeks to produce a wind-only hiss.

Just ask her not to fart when you're eating her pussy. This is common courtesy.

Sounds like this is one "shit-test" that you're failing.

Quote: (09-29-2016 01:33 PM)jabba Wrote:  

I enjoy farting and don't mind it when girls fart. In fact, girls normally fart with an with a puppy face. I find it adorable and get a chuckle from the bottom of my belly.

We all fart. It's an emotional language with many dialects. A skilled farter can actually communicate and compose great melodies.

Just ask her not to fart when you're eating her pussy. This is common courtesy.

"Sleeper"

I thought the adjective "casual" was only used in front of terms like:

Sexism

Racism

Homophobia

Quote: (09-29-2016 12:45 PM)UlteriorMotive Wrote:  

Are you dating a girl who is "one of the boys"

All the really feminine girls I have dated have never burped in front of me let alone let a ripper off in my presence.

Next time shame her and it might work. I had some luck with the line (That's disgusting, I didn't realize I was dating a man / look of disgust / withdraw attention)

If shaming her does not work then chances are you are stuck with a girl who will continue to get even more vulgar as times goes on.

You know your options.

She's a strange case.

She has a tomboy personality but likes to dress really feminine (sun dresses, lip gloss & all that)

Curses like a sailor too. She's hot though so I put up with it. I managed to snag a legit 8 in a pussy hell like Toronto.

I had a chick over last night. While I was at the bathroom sink she pulled down her panties and sat on the toilet. I told her that if she pissed with me standing there I would put her out. I proceeded to tell her that this is a level of comfort that I never want a woman to have around me. Needless to see she didn't piss in front of me.

Quote: (09-29-2016 12:35 PM)sleeper Wrote:  

Coming across
an asshole?

The answer to your question is right there in your words. She wants it in the ass.

Make it happen. Show her who's boss.

Aloha!

Is she French?

When she does it, does she state "I fart in your general direction"

My LTR is a tomboy too, but she doesn't fart or belch or curse.

I do however unload a truckload of gas while sleeping if I ate spicy food that day.

I think the only women I have ever heard fart have been my family.

I have smelled women's farts, but I only knew it was them when they went very red in the face while I wrinkled my nose in confusion.

RVF always delivers the goods.

Quote: (09-29-2016 03:18 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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As someone who finds it extremely hard to stop a fart or burp from occurring, I have a lot of tolerance for girls doing the same. It's not like it's intentional, after all.

"Home Country: Canada"

Fuck that place off. Just seriously, I skiied in it once, that will be enough.

Savagely fuck the third hole. If you do a good enough job you'll never hear another noise.

C'mon sleeper, be a problem solver.

It's no big deal. Tomorrow she'll be refusing to shave her legs and pits.

By this time next week you'll be taking it in the ass with a strap-on.

But hey, it's [current year]. You gotta be open minded, right?

Quote: (09-29-2016 08:09 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

It's no big deal. Tomorrow she'll be refusing to shave her legs and pits.

By this time next week you'll be taking it in the ass with a strap-on.

But hey, it's [current year]. You gotta be open minded, right?

And this weekend she'll be shitting at your place with the bathroom door open.

She can go for a walk or into the bathroom if she needs to fart as far as Im concerned.

Quote: (09-29-2016 12:35 PM)sleeper Wrote:  

She thinks it's funny.

How do I tell her this is gross and a turnoff without coming across as an asshole?

The worst thing about this is we've only been dating for a month.

That's the time when you set your boundaries. If it is harder for you to do this than it is for her to leave, then your destiny is cuckoldry.